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@hubernie.bsky.social
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Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.
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hubernie.bsky.social
Life's no fun without a good scare...
Black text on a yellowish background made to resemble old parchment. There is gothic font, and an opaque purple flower. The text reads,

"House Vestra invites you to

HUBERNIE HALLO-WEEKEND

October 31-November 2

Tricks:

Day one: Fear
Day two: Wilt
Day three: spycraft


Treats
Day one: courage
Day two: bloom
Day three: trust
hubernie.bsky.social
oh with a magic bow this would be a fantastic unit! get ready to Buy Mythril buddy
hubernie.bsky.social
I’d say so, yes! give the Crest of Indech to a mage to really drive home the point of being suboptimal in the name of love
hubernie.bsky.social
again. “why would you give a fucking mage a good dex growth and persecution complex” suboptimal child units in the name of ships I prefer my beloved
hubernie.bsky.social
this relies on the premise that the war effort drags on a LOT longer; in my head, if the war ended when it canonically does, Hubert would not want children. if it was going on a really long time, I imagine he’d feel like he needs to in order to continue the roles of his house. (this is juicy to me.)
hubernie.bsky.social
-Boon in Reason and Archery, budding talent in Riding or Lances (dice roll)

-Bane in Axe and Sword

-Black hair and gray eyes

-Persecution Complex as personal skill

-Magic oriented stats with her best growth in Dexterity

-Sibling supports with Bernadetta’s canon child unit
hubernie.bsky.social
(cont)

3: a child inherits the following from the s-support parent: their base growths, one boon, one bane, 50/50 chance for budding talent, eye color, one crit quote, and the personal skill

So in practice, say Lorelei is always Hubert’s daughter. S-Supporting Bernadetta will result in…
hubernie.bsky.social
this is my basic idea!!!

1: every child units has a canon parent, meaning they’re the parent no matter what, like fe:a and fates.

2: a child inherits the following from canon parent: their stats at level 15, one boon, one bane, 50/50 chance on budding talent, hair color, one crit quote
hubernie.bsky.social
making the world’s most suboptimal unit in the name of ship commitment
hubernie.bsky.social
my basic idea is that gen 2 units would have one canonical parent like in fe:a and fates, and that this unit would get one boon and one bane from that parent. they’d then get one more boon and bane from their parent’s s-support, and the personal ability of their canon parent’s s-support.
hubernie.bsky.social
also i do have a vision in my head for what it would have looked like if 3h had gen 2 units but the market for “here’s how this unit changes if bernadetta is her mother” is nonexistent i fear
hubernie.bsky.social
ugh it’s so hard to nail down just one as there’s so many excellent ones, but among my favorites are sumisully (is this the agreed upon name for Sully/Sumia? I’ve seen several variations over the years), doropetra, edelthea, and leomari!
fefemslash.bsky.social
Fire Emblem Femslash week is one month away!

What is your favorite fire emblem femslash ship? Tell us with a QRP or reply :)

Thank you to @mermaidhugs.bsky.social for the graphic art!
Fire Emblem femslash week is one month away November 10th to 17th. Art of Mae embracing Celica is in the left corner of the graphic by mermaidhugs.
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bandmage.bsky.social
A commission made for @hubernie.bsky.social!!! I LOVED this one 😭 they're so precious!!!

#HubertVonVestra #BernadettaVonVarley #Hubernie #FE3 #FE3H #FireEmblem #ThreeHouses #ThreeHopes #BlackEagles #CrimsonFlower #ScarletBlaze #PairedEnding #Adrestia #Commission
A digital art rendition of Hubert and Bernadetta! Hubert is leaning against a bathtub in his white shirt, black pants, and dark socks as he goes over a form with his wife, Bernadetta. He is wearing reading glasses and has her little embroidered flower pinned to his shirt. Bernadetta is relaxing in the tub, listening to him and giving her thoughts while she enjoys her lavender bath milks and the warm water. Their bathroom has neutral tones and she has indoor plants as well as a little window obscured by flowering bushes for privacy.
hubernie.bsky.social
congratulations to Dan and Phil on the hard launch. 2013 me would have been frothing at the mouth over this (joking aside I am happy for them. we love healthy and happy relationships in this house)
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cookabeara.bsky.social
guys help because what do you mean this is who gave bernadetta and linhardt weed
hubernie.bsky.social
i haven’t written a proper fanfic in a long time and only decided to do it after seeing the revival of fan events for 3h that happened this year. so ive been like. is this tense enough? scary enough? paced well enough? and then i remember the 13th emblem (the fire emblem)
hubernie.bsky.social
be it my dnd campaign, original fiction, or the hubernie halloweeked pieces
hubernie.bsky.social
not to throw random pot shots at engage in 2025 but whenever i remember “the 13th emblem, the fire emblem” it does immediately make me feel better about whatever I’m trying to write
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fe3hblackeagles.bsky.social
🦅FE3H & FEW3H Black Eagles Week 2026🦅:

Are you interested in a week dedicated to the Black Eagles in 2026? The platonic, romantic, & so forth between them? People joining the House?

Then fill in the interest check~!

🔴Interest Check🔴: docs.google.com/forms/d/10ce...
A banner depicting the FE3H 'Black Eagles' logo, with the writing 'Black Eagles Week Interest Check', flanked by two eagles.
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bandmage.bsky.social
Trick: YES! ABSOLUTELY! With Hubert at her side, Bernie truly IS the BEAR of Varley!!! She can kill a man from across the map and never so much as be glimpsed because Hubert has taught her stealth to go with her archery! 10/10 badass assassin!!! And, of course, Hubert is just gaga about it 😏
hubernie.bsky.social
Trick or Treat! There's three weeks left until Hubernie Halloweekend; here are this week's prompts! Please share your thoughts as a reply or a quote!

「ヒュベルのハロウィンウィークエンド」まであと3週間です。今週は、以下の質問のどちらか、または両方に答えてください。皆さんの回答を読むのが楽しみです!
White text on a black background. The text reads,

"Trick: Would Bernadetta assist Hubert in House Vestra's war against Those Who Slither in the Dark? How does it go?"

The question is repeated in Japanese.

There is a reminder in both English and Japanese that Hubernie Hallo-weekend is from 10/31 to 11/2. White text on a black background. The text reads,

"Treat: It's been a busy day for House Vestra; how do they unwind together?"

The question is repeated in Japanese.

There is a reminder in both English and Japanese that Hubernie Hallo-weekend is from 10/31 to 11/2.
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bandmage.bsky.social
Treat: Oh, you just know they love to read to each other! Hubert's tastes are a little dry, but I like to imagine Bernie teasing him by reading spicy chapters of erotica to him that she's written... ABOUT THEM 😉 aaaaand of course the night ends in the bedroom... 😏 Hehehehe
hubernie.bsky.social
Trick or Treat! There's three weeks left until Hubernie Halloweekend; here are this week's prompts! Please share your thoughts as a reply or a quote!

「ヒュベルのハロウィンウィークエンド」まであと3週間です。今週は、以下の質問のどちらか、または両方に答えてください。皆さんの回答を読むのが楽しみです!
White text on a black background. The text reads,

"Trick: Would Bernadetta assist Hubert in House Vestra's war against Those Who Slither in the Dark? How does it go?"

The question is repeated in Japanese.

There is a reminder in both English and Japanese that Hubernie Hallo-weekend is from 10/31 to 11/2. White text on a black background. The text reads,

"Treat: It's been a busy day for House Vestra; how do they unwind together?"

The question is repeated in Japanese.

There is a reminder in both English and Japanese that Hubernie Hallo-weekend is from 10/31 to 11/2.
hubernie.bsky.social
I hope you’ll like the final product!!!
hubernie.bsky.social
well the Cubbies lost in game five so we will be cheering for the Mariners to win it all! sad we lost but we had a great season. Chicago Cubs they’ll never make me hate you
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