world’s leading hubernologist
@hubernie.bsky.social
Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.
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THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD, 4.2k, Hubernie
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.
archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
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December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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💝 ZINE RELEASE 💝
There's a letter on the mailbox—Could it be...? 💌
Hymne a l'amour bookzine is NOW AVAILABLE! Including four stories written collaboratively with gorgeous illustrations—Everything you need to feel in love today ♥️
✒️LINKS BELOW
There's a letter on the mailbox—Could it be...? 💌
Hymne a l'amour bookzine is NOW AVAILABLE! Including four stories written collaboratively with gorgeous illustrations—Everything you need to feel in love today ♥️
✒️LINKS BELOW
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
💝 ZINE RELEASE 💝
There's a letter on the mailbox—Could it be...? 💌
Hymne a l'amour bookzine is NOW AVAILABLE! Including four stories written collaboratively with gorgeous illustrations—Everything you need to feel in love today ♥️
✒️LINKS BELOW
There's a letter on the mailbox—Could it be...? 💌
Hymne a l'amour bookzine is NOW AVAILABLE! Including four stories written collaboratively with gorgeous illustrations—Everything you need to feel in love today ♥️
✒️LINKS BELOW
my fucking top five artists were chappell roan, hozier, the decemberists, vampire weekend, and sabrina carpenter. another year of failing to defeat the gay allegations
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
my fucking top five artists were chappell roan, hozier, the decemberists, vampire weekend, and sabrina carpenter. another year of failing to defeat the gay allegations
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MakoHaru piece I did a few months ago for @hymnezine.bsky.social 💌💕 #Persona5
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
MakoHaru piece I did a few months ago for @hymnezine.bsky.social 💌💕 #Persona5
at the intersection of Hubert’s brand of whorishness, the extent of femdom Bernie is capable of, and the way she acts on impulse, you will arrive at “Bernie spits in Hubert’s mouth without negotiating first and then immediately apologizes 67 times and Hubert freaks her out when he says it was hot”
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
at the intersection of Hubert’s brand of whorishness, the extent of femdom Bernie is capable of, and the way she acts on impulse, you will arrive at “Bernie spits in Hubert’s mouth without negotiating first and then immediately apologizes 67 times and Hubert freaks her out when he says it was hot”
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“Working late again?” Bernadetta asks as she approaches Hubert’s desk.
“Her Majesty needs—“
Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”
“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.
“Her Majesty needs—“
Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”
“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Working late again?” Bernadetta asks as she approaches Hubert’s desk.
“Her Majesty needs—“
Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”
“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.
“Her Majesty needs—“
Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”
“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.
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it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
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"i am ferdinand von aegir"
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"i am ferdinand von aegir"
one of my favorite little details from the war phase is that you can have the student units teach a seminar and all of their seminars have a little description. it’s so charming
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
one of my favorite little details from the war phase is that you can have the student units teach a seminar and all of their seminars have a little description. it’s so charming
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good news for people who were waiting for the digital version of never guessed what came after
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radiostarkiller.itch.io/never-guesse...
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
good news for people who were waiting for the digital version of never guessed what came after
radiostarkiller.itch.io/never-guesse...
radiostarkiller.itch.io/never-guesse...
lrp sorry to hornypost on this Day of Thanks but this was the ethos for my most recent fic 🙂↕️ it’s not a petraswyvern fic without it I fear
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
lrp sorry to hornypost on this Day of Thanks but this was the ethos for my most recent fic 🙂↕️ it’s not a petraswyvern fic without it I fear
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In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴
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"h-he asked for no pickles . . . "
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"h-he asked for no pickles . . . "
Hubert being good at cooking meat but not good at seasoning + the fact that Bernadetta is a good cook with her own secret spice, means they’d be great to host Thanksgiving. unfortunately, Bernie hates guests and “House Vestra invites you to dinner” lands so ominously as to border on a death threat
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hubert being good at cooking meat but not good at seasoning + the fact that Bernadetta is a good cook with her own secret spice, means they’d be great to host Thanksgiving. unfortunately, Bernie hates guests and “House Vestra invites you to dinner” lands so ominously as to border on a death threat
this is what I meant when I said that I was first annoyed by Ariana Grande being cast as Glinda only to be completely fucking gagged by her ten minutes in. what the FUCK.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
this is what I meant when I said that I was first annoyed by Ariana Grande being cast as Glinda only to be completely fucking gagged by her ten minutes in. what the FUCK.
I have a desperate need to see art of Edelgard as this image
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have a desperate need to see art of Edelgard as this image
my most problematic trait is that I absolutely fucking hate people who say “I hate (female character) because she gets in the way of (m/m ship)” and yet I do in fact want (redacted male character) to get outta the way of (redacted f/f ship) #cancelbskyuserhubernie2025
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
my most problematic trait is that I absolutely fucking hate people who say “I hate (female character) because she gets in the way of (m/m ship)” and yet I do in fact want (redacted male character) to get outta the way of (redacted f/f ship) #cancelbskyuserhubernie2025
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