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hubernie.bsky.social
world’s leading hubernologist
@hubernie.bsky.social
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Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.
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world’s leading hubernologist @hubernie.bsky.social · Oct 31
THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD, 4.2k, Hubernie

This is my fic for day one of Hubernie Halloweeked! In which Bernadetta finds herself confronted with an imposter who has stolen Hubert’s face. Rated M for canon-typical violence and Agarthan style body horror.

archiveofourown.org/works/73448441
White text on a black background. THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD HUBERT/BERNADETTA, 4. 2K, CANON-TYPICAL VIOLENCE "That's, um, good...A-After all, um," she starts, "the gaze of House Vestra is a net, c-cast wide." She eyes the man expectantly. It was the simplest, truest test she had. The real Hubert would respond with the second half of the phrase. She so desperately hoped that he would, that she could collect him in her arms, and scold him for making her worry while she checked his body for injuries. She wanted so badly to believe that this was merely an instance of adrenaline making Hubert behave strangely, making her more untrusting. All she needed to hear was-- "Indeed it is." Bernadetta tries and fails to suppress a gasp. "My love?" the man wearing Hubert's skin prods. "Whatever is the matter?" The words barely register with Bernadetta. She feels blood rushing to her head, blurring her vision. Terror overcomes her body, making her feel as though she is sinking into the earth beneath her feet. suffocated by the silver snow. A primal scream nearly tears itself from her. This was not her Hubert. HUBERNIE HALLO-WEEKEND, DAY I COURAGE + FEAR
hubernie.bsky.social
at the intersection of Hubert’s brand of whorishness, the extent of femdom Bernie is capable of, and the way she acts on impulse, you will arrive at “Bernie spits in Hubert’s mouth without negotiating first and then immediately apologizes 67 times and Hubert freaks her out when he says it was hot”
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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laminecuisine.bsky.social
“Working late again?” Bernadetta asks as she approaches Hubert’s desk.

“Her Majesty needs—“

Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”

“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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winston.cc
it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value
josephcox.bsky.social Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 2d
New from 404 Media: ChatGPT told a violent stalker to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women. The man stalked women in multiple states, including touching and following from work

www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the 'Haters,' Indictment Says
A newly filed indictment claims a wannabe influencer used ChatGPT as his "therapist" and "best friend" in his pursuit of the "wife type," while harassing women so aggressively they had to miss work a...
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December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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yingui.bsky.social
dies one billion times
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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stano.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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hubern.bsky.social
shiny roselia-line coda (the hunt is going well btw)

#hubernie #ヒュベル
hubert as shiny roserade and bernadetta as shiny roselia hubert as shiny roserade, bernadetta as shiny roselia, and two baby shiny budews
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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sorako-fv.bsky.social
🎀
#FE3H
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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lyssahh.bsky.social
"i am ferdinand von aegir"
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
one of my favorite little details from the war phase is that you can have the student units teach a seminar and all of their seminars have a little description. it’s so charming
A screenshot from the Fire Emblem wiki explaining what topics Ferdinand teaches a seminar on. The topics are swords and lances. The description of his class is, “Begin a seminar on a fighting style using swo and lance skills that all nobles should be adept in.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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radiostarkiller.bsky.social
good news for people who were waiting for the digital version of never guessed what came after

radiostarkiller.itch.io/never-guesse...
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
lrp sorry to hornypost on this Day of Thanks but this was the ethos for my most recent fic 🙂‍↕️ it’s not a petraswyvern fic without it I fear
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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lazysnout.bsky.social
In order to reach world peace we need more porn where we can see the top’s face and instead of looking smug they look overwhelmed and desperate 🥴
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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lyssahh.bsky.social
"h-he asked for no pickles . . . "
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
Hubert being good at cooking meat but not good at seasoning + the fact that Bernadetta is a good cook with her own secret spice, means they’d be great to host Thanksgiving. unfortunately, Bernie hates guests and “House Vestra invites you to dinner” lands so ominously as to border on a death threat
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
this is what I meant when I said that I was first annoyed by Ariana Grande being cast as Glinda only to be completely fucking gagged by her ten minutes in. what the FUCK.
Ariana Grande as Glinda. She looks up, eyes full of sadness, at something off camera. Ariana Grande as Glinda. Her back is now turned to as we see what she was looking at—a hideous wooden effigy of Elphaba. A townsperson offers Glinda a flaming torch. She offers him a smile as she accepts it. Glinda walks away, near tears, as the wooden effigy of Elphaba burns behind her.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
hubernie.bsky.social
I have a desperate need to see art of Edelgard as this image
screenshot of a tweet by PopCrave. It is captioned, “Ariana Grande shares new photo from the set of Wicked: For Good.” The photo depicts Ariana Grande as she appears in Wicked. She sits in an ornate chair, wearing a big blue ball gown and tiara. She is sipping from a straw and gazing at her phone.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
my most problematic trait is that I absolutely fucking hate people who say “I hate (female character) because she gets in the way of (m/m ship)” and yet I do in fact want (redacted male character) to get outta the way of (redacted f/f ship) #cancelbskyuserhubernie2025
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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amapippi.bsky.social
ヒュベル
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
FOR A DOLLAR NAME A WOMAN
A tumblr post. The username of the OP has been obscured. It reads, “Unpopular opinion: Elphaba and Glinda never needed a new song FIYERO NEEDED A NEW SONG!”
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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hubernie.bsky.social
THE POISONS OF HOUSE VESTRA, Hubernie, 4.2k, Explicit, sex pollen

Hubert and Bernadetta experiment with home-made aphrodisiacs in the poison gardens of Castle Varley.

archiveofourown.org/works/74676726
White text on a black background. It reads, THE POISONS OF HOUSE VESTRA HUBERT/BERNADETTA, 4. 2К, ЕХРИСТ The apothecary in town had begun to carry an extract from the sativus plant several moons prior, said to be a powerful aphrodisiac in the proper dosage. Curious, but not fully trusting of what he had dubbed "the poisons of others," Hubert had proposed adding sativus to the poison gardens of Castle Varley, and testing the efficacy of the flowers themselves. Eager to grow something new, Bernadetta had readily agreed. The result of her effort had been a pot of tea, brewed from the crushed petals of the sativus' flowers. Absently, Hubert acknowledges that he had reacted to the sativus far more readily than he had expected. He had fancied himself rather tolerant to poisons. However, he supposed, this particular poison played upon a critical weakness of his.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
hubernie.bsky.social
schrodinger’s “bernadetta yuri” (will it be bernadetta kissing women or a ship i don’t like)
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
hubernie.bsky.social
THE POISONS OF HOUSE VESTRA, Hubernie, 4.2k, Explicit, sex pollen

Hubert and Bernadetta experiment with home-made aphrodisiacs in the poison gardens of Castle Varley.

archiveofourown.org/works/74676726
White text on a black background. It reads, THE POISONS OF HOUSE VESTRA HUBERT/BERNADETTA, 4. 2К, ЕХРИСТ The apothecary in town had begun to carry an extract from the sativus plant several moons prior, said to be a powerful aphrodisiac in the proper dosage. Curious, but not fully trusting of what he had dubbed "the poisons of others," Hubert had proposed adding sativus to the poison gardens of Castle Varley, and testing the efficacy of the flowers themselves. Eager to grow something new, Bernadetta had readily agreed. The result of her effort had been a pot of tea, brewed from the crushed petals of the sativus' flowers. Absently, Hubert acknowledges that he had reacted to the sativus far more readily than he had expected. He had fancied himself rather tolerant to poisons. However, he supposed, this particular poison played upon a critical weakness of his.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
hubernie.bsky.social
the worst pillow talk from the worst couple you know

cw: some nsfw text
His peridot eyes scan the area, searching for any fabric clean enough to tidy Bernadetta with. Their clothing and the blanket simply will not do, not in their current state. He briefly considers warping himself to their quarters and back, but he dares not leave her alone, not like this. At last, he finds a tea towel stashed in their long since kicked aside picnic basket, and he procures it with a triumphant flourish that makes Bernadetta laugh. "Something funny, my lady?" Hubert asks her hoarsely, awkwardly meandering closer to her so that he can blot the sweat from her face. "You!" Bernadetta giggles. "Y-You're so cute when you're in, um, when you're in Butler Mode...! Y-You can just lay with me, silly, it's, um, it's f-fine!" "Butler Mode," Hubert parrots dryly, bemused. "Well, I pray the lady of the house shall see fit to forgive her butler for performing in his official capacity," he teases her, as warmly as he is capable. He presses the tea towel to her sex in an attempt to clean her. "What sort of wicked punishment might the Lady of Vestra see fit to rain down upon me?" "I'll have you executed at daybreak," Bernadetta teases back. "F-Firing squad."
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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i004zip.bsky.social
Dorothea & Bernadetta (2023) || #FE3H
Portrait painting of Dorothea & Bernadetta
November 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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hubern.bsky.social
hey. did you guys know about shiny roselia and it's evo line. hey guys. hey...

#hubernie #ヒュベル
drawing of hubert and bernie sitting on a nondescript (But not anti homeless, hey what was up with that, legends z/a) bench with the three shiny pokemon in the roselia line, who have purple and black flowers work and life have been busy but ive been trying to shiny hunt these guys for #content in my off time
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM