no one asked but the song of the year was naked in manhattan

mildly ashamed to admit I like this idea enough to commission it

OH NO I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT 😔 I forgot this was a meme I’m no longer hip with the youth

she’s like. omg omg why did I do that I’m so sorry that was so weird what the fuck omg I’m sorry please don’t be mad

and Hubert’s like (about to pass out) please do it again

and then she’s like. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT AGAIN

haven’t hubernposted in a bit so I’m firing “cringe bad sex habits” to keep the rent down

“Working late again?” Bernadetta asks as she approaches Hubert’s desk.

“Her Majesty needs—“

Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”

“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.

OMG DELICIOUS FOOD…thank you omg they are so cute good for her!!!

FUCK I forgot a prompt AND forgot I didn’t reply to this jfc I’m so sorry

I’d love to see what you make of just the phrase After Hours 👀

your brain is huge!!!!

I’m obviously intensely biased and hubernpilled BUT I do think he’d be into archers even just conceptually. precise and deadly and gradually wears an enemy down? complete with back muscles? say less

unfortunately I will be adding this to my mental list of things that Hubert finds attractive about Bernadetta—her fighting style

It’s fun to me that what Hubert teaches is gradual weakening. torture time I guess

you can read a full list here! fireemblemwiki.org/wiki/Garreg_...

in keeping with her character growth and the fact that it’s the only route where she’s out of her room, you may only attend Bernie’s seminar on Crimson Flower