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hubernie.bsky.social
world’s leading hubernologist
@hubernie.bsky.social
Frequently NSFW--minors DNI! I'm hubernies on tumblr and petraswyvern on AO3. I’m white, gay, disabled, and in my late twenties. these are the hubernie cringeposting dumping grounds.
no one asked but the song of the year was naked in manhattan
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
mildly ashamed to admit I like this idea enough to commission it
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
OH NO I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT 😔 I forgot this was a meme I’m no longer hip with the youth
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
she’s like. omg omg why did I do that I’m so sorry that was so weird what the fuck omg I’m sorry please don’t be mad

and Hubert’s like (about to pass out) please do it again

and then she’s like. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT AGAIN
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
haven’t hubernposted in a bit so I’m firing “cringe bad sex habits” to keep the rent down
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reposted by world’s leading hubernologist
“Working late again?” Bernadetta asks as she approaches Hubert’s desk.

“Her Majesty needs—“

Bernadetta presses a finger to his lips with a pout. “What if Bernie needs you right now? I think Lady Edelgard will understand.”

“Yes, I suppose she will,” Hubert says as she slides into his lap.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
OMG DELICIOUS FOOD…thank you omg they are so cute good for her!!!
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
FUCK I forgot a prompt AND forgot I didn’t reply to this jfc I’m so sorry

I’d love to see what you make of just the phrase After Hours 👀
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
your brain is huge!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I’m obviously intensely biased and hubernpilled BUT I do think he’d be into archers even just conceptually. precise and deadly and gradually wears an enemy down? complete with back muscles? say less
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
unfortunately I will be adding this to my mental list of things that Hubert finds attractive about Bernadetta—her fighting style
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s fun to me that what Hubert teaches is gradual weakening. torture time I guess
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
in keeping with her character growth and the fact that it’s the only route where she’s out of her room, you may only attend Bernie’s seminar on Crimson Flower
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM