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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · Jul 3

I think CNN has reached the point where replacing all of their programming with just this on a loop would be an improvement.

And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUAExcruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wha...

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 37m

Zero-click rootkit spreading

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

I think it was Caps season opener at the same time as two playoff baseball games and WNBA finals that finally onvinced me that the room needs more TVs.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

True story: I once got a hangover while AT an NHL playoff game.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

THEY STOPPED SELLING BEER THREE HOURS AGO

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

For those not familiar with this, at the SECOND seventh inning stretch, it is traditional to go to the kitchen and make yourself a burger and pour another beer

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

I think it was Gandhi who said "be the billionaire techno-demon you want to see in the world", but my religious education doesn't extend to what that is. Marjorie Taylor-Greene suggests it's a Bad Bunny show? Are you any good at reggaeton? Or anything Spanish -poetry-adjacent?

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

My mom sent me an anthology that included something I had written in the seventh grade and oh holy fuck was I ever an insufferable little shit and I'd like to thank everyone who did not drown me or abandon me in the woods.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

"No ethical use cases"? Not so fast, my friend! You're overlooking what most of the economy runs on: fraud! At least sixty percent of the global economy is now fraud-based! The pensions and retirement savings of the developed world will collapse without continued fraud! WE NEED MORE FRAUD, NOT LESS

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

The other day he said something about the time he was violently assaulted by antifa and I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS and also WHY WAS I NOT INVITED you guys never let me do any cool stuff it's always "but Huey you're the only one who knows how to operate the envelope-stuffer machine

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

WE BELIEVE IN YOU

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

Every accusation is a confession.

But it is a little surprising to learn that the Number of the Beast people were marked with would wind up being a PayPal account...

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna alternate between "It's good work, if you can get it" and "How much does somethin' like that pay?"

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

THEY ONLY HAVE A NINE-HOLE GOLF COURSE, FOR GOD'S SAKE

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

Pshaw, anyone who has ever had a dog already knows this. YOUR ENERGY IS LOW FROM THE PREVIOUS ENCOUNTER! EAT THE FORBIDDEN SIDEWALK DONUT!

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

HE'S INVADING LA, DC, PORTLAND, AND CHICAGO

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 2d

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 2d

I do think it's unclear if anything load-bearing snaps, but I do think we're looking at a multi-faceted national healthcare crisis, an AI bubble correction, and a farm crisis

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

Fridays are for AHL, Juniors, and college hockey, man. Michigan/Providence, BC/Minnesota, Marlies/Rochester, Laval/Moose, Abbotsford/Henderson...

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

I have no joke and I must scream

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2d

"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

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Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

# include "I will marry a round American woman and purchase a recreational vehicle" speech from Red October

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

I realize that violence is never the answer, but couldn't we get Moe from the Three Stooges to shout "Numbskull!" and slap Thiessen upside the head, as a little treat?

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

The solution I landed on was to stop using Chrome.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

My Army unit armorer course instructor was required to teach us about M16/M4/M203/SAW/M-60/.50cal/M1911/9mil/Mk19, but he somehow also managed to throw in a capsule history of guns from invention of gunpowder to CIWS/Metalstorm, and that guy was easily top ten coolest people I met in the service.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

So this turns out to be easy, but also an arts-and-crafts project. What you need is a bookmark, some superglue, and a thing called a "key finder".

There's tons of them, many quite cheap. Common complaint: they break easily. Counterpoint: they're cheap.

www.amazon.com/remote-contr...

Amazon.com : remote control finder beeper

www.amazon.com

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

They don't usually bother me all that much, but this last time fucked me up pretty good for about 24 hours.

Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social · 2d

Go you, and go Sharks.