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@hueycallison.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUAExcruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications wha...
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I think CNN has reached the point where replacing all of their programming with just this on a loop would be an improvement.
And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...
And every once in a while, you could turn it on for two minutes, think "yup, that's it", and then forget about it again for a few months.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4H...
We've just eaten the first test slices of this, with whipped cream and a sparkling rose, gonna call this a winner.
New! A dream of a pumpkin basque cheesecake that rewards last-minute planners with speed and ease. Almost halfway to pumpkin pie in flavor yet still a basque cheesecake, burnished edges and sunken-by-design center and all.
smittenkitchen.com/2025/11/pump...
smittenkitchen.com/2025/11/pump...
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We've just eaten the first test slices of this, with whipped cream and a sparkling rose, gonna call this a winner.
OMFG someone finally rescued this horrible song and it's MAJESTIC I cannot stress this enough you got to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
OMFG someone finally rescued this horrible song and it's MAJESTIC I cannot stress this enough you got to pick it up pick it up pick it up
"What could go wrong?" is this administration's lodestar, not in the jokey shitposting sense, but in a genuine near-total incompetence and lack of awareness of anything that could go wrong, like a child whose parents are F1 fans and now constantly repeats "leave me alone, I know what I'm doing".
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"What could go wrong?" is this administration's lodestar, not in the jokey shitposting sense, but in a genuine near-total incompetence and lack of awareness of anything that could go wrong, like a child whose parents are F1 fans and now constantly repeats "leave me alone, I know what I'm doing".
IT'S OKAY GUYS I GOT THIS
"Trump Republican" is an anagram for:
-Peculiar Burnt PM
-Rump Nub Particle
-Burnt Ump Replica
-Mr. Burp Inculpate
-Purple Cumin Brat
-Bra Crumple Input
-Urban Pulp Metric
-Cunt Ripple Umbra
-Burlap Rectum Pin
-Ecru Print Pablum
-Lamb Price Upturn
-Bairn Rectum Pulp
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"Trump Republican" is an anagram for:
-Peculiar Burnt PM
-Rump Nub Particle
-Burnt Ump Replica
-Mr. Burp Inculpate
-Purple Cumin Brat
-Bra Crumple Input
-Urban Pulp Metric
-Cunt Ripple Umbra
-Burlap Rectum Pin
-Ecru Print Pablum
-Lamb Price Upturn
-Bairn Rectum Pulp
1/2
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
IT'S OKAY GUYS I GOT THIS
"Trump Republican" is an anagram for:
-Peculiar Burnt PM
-Rump Nub Particle
-Burnt Ump Replica
-Mr. Burp Inculpate
-Purple Cumin Brat
-Bra Crumple Input
-Urban Pulp Metric
-Cunt Ripple Umbra
-Burlap Rectum Pin
-Ecru Print Pablum
-Lamb Price Upturn
-Bairn Rectum Pulp
1/2
"Trump Republican" is an anagram for:
-Peculiar Burnt PM
-Rump Nub Particle
-Burnt Ump Replica
-Mr. Burp Inculpate
-Purple Cumin Brat
-Bra Crumple Input
-Urban Pulp Metric
-Cunt Ripple Umbra
-Burlap Rectum Pin
-Ecru Print Pablum
-Lamb Price Upturn
-Bairn Rectum Pulp
1/2
If you are a sports-enjoyer and aren't already watching, I cannot recommend the PWHL/LPHF highly enough.
And if you're one of those hockey purists that pooh-poohs women's Olympic hockey because there's not supposed to be any hitting, this is obviously Not That.
www.thepwhl.com/en/news/2025...
And if you're one of those hockey purists that pooh-poohs women's Olympic hockey because there's not supposed to be any hitting, this is obviously Not That.
www.thepwhl.com/en/news/2025...
PWHL PLAYER SAFETY COMMITTEE DISCIPLINARY ACTION: NOV. 25, 2025
New York’s Micah Zandee-Hart Fined $250NEW YORK AND TORONTO (November 25, 2025) – The Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) today announced that, after an automatic review by the PWHL Player Safet...
www.thepwhl.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you are a sports-enjoyer and aren't already watching, I cannot recommend the PWHL/LPHF highly enough.
And if you're one of those hockey purists that pooh-poohs women's Olympic hockey because there's not supposed to be any hitting, this is obviously Not That.
www.thepwhl.com/en/news/2025...
And if you're one of those hockey purists that pooh-poohs women's Olympic hockey because there's not supposed to be any hitting, this is obviously Not That.
www.thepwhl.com/en/news/2025...
On one hand, everyone who gives financial tips and listens to their lawyers includes words to the effect of "Past performance is no guarantee of future results".
On the other hand, doing the opposite of Cramer's recommendations would have been pretty lucrative in the last two market crashes...
On the other hand, doing the opposite of Cramer's recommendations would have been pretty lucrative in the last two market crashes...
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
On one hand, everyone who gives financial tips and listens to their lawyers includes words to the effect of "Past performance is no guarantee of future results".
On the other hand, doing the opposite of Cramer's recommendations would have been pretty lucrative in the last two market crashes...
On the other hand, doing the opposite of Cramer's recommendations would have been pretty lucrative in the last two market crashes...
Oklahoma Sex Dick is my Atlanta Rhythm Section cover band
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oklahoma Sex Dick is my Atlanta Rhythm Section cover band
Trump's crypto benefactor is funding Hamas is the Netanyahu is funding Hamas of Iran is funding Hamas.
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Trump's crypto benefactor is funding Hamas is the Netanyahu is funding Hamas of Iran is funding Hamas.
I feel like some of you are invested in making me learn the thing, but you are not familiar with my learning-the-thing avoidance abilities. I mean, it's been more than a decade, and I still don't know what the fuck a 'Stugotz' is.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I feel like some of you are invested in making me learn the thing, but you are not familiar with my learning-the-thing avoidance abilities. I mean, it's been more than a decade, and I still don't know what the fuck a 'Stugotz' is.
BRB about to make the world's fanciest Chicago dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
BRB about to make the world's fanciest Chicago dogs
...but- ...but I was told that Elon Musk was a genius!
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
...but- ...but I was told that Elon Musk was a genius!
In other news, it's not looking great for Weird Holy Water Gift Bag Lady.
The first independent poll of this election has me tied for first place!
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
In other news, it's not looking great for Weird Holy Water Gift Bag Lady.
I am not a lawyer, but I have a creeping suspicion that this is really, really bad.
A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I am not a lawyer, but I have a creeping suspicion that this is really, really bad.
...have either Elon Musk or Donald Trump ever told a joke on purpose?
Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld.
Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
...have either Elon Musk or Donald Trump ever told a joke on purpose?
I COVID lockdown binged all the NTSB crash investigation shows*. There's at least two that explain the handful of brackets and bolts that hold this engine on, how controlled the maintenance and inspection process is, and the unfortunate results of screwing it up.
*needed government competence porn.
*needed government competence porn.
there are some pictures out from the preliminary investigation into the UPS crash and holy fuck it’s American 191 all over again
there was no saving that plane
there was no saving that plane
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I COVID lockdown binged all the NTSB crash investigation shows*. There's at least two that explain the handful of brackets and bolts that hold this engine on, how controlled the maintenance and inspection process is, and the unfortunate results of screwing it up.
*needed government competence porn.
*needed government competence porn.
I refuse to believe this guy is a doctor; I don't understand how anybody that stupid gets through medical school.
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I refuse to believe this guy is a doctor; I don't understand how anybody that stupid gets through medical school.
Well THAT'S unfortunate
Turns out both DownDetector and DownForEveryoneOrJustMe use Cloudflare so are currently, themselves, down
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well THAT'S unfortunate
The Derek Trucks Band - Down In The Flood (Audio)
YouTube video by derektrucksbandVEVO
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November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
...was rending his garments and walking out on an ice floe not an option?
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
...was rending his garments and walking out on an ice floe not an option?
I suppose it's unrealistic to expect an apology from the friend's wife who once insisted "I AM NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH HUEY 'TIME IS NOT A LINEAR CONCEPT' CALLISON" just because we once went out to lunch and came back a day later, broke and hung over...
A #CosmicVision mission, #ESALISA will be first gravitational wave detector in space.
LISA will study these ripples in the fabric of space-time emitted during the most powerful events in the Universe, such as pairs of black holes coming together and merging.
1/ #CM25 🔭
LISA will study these ripples in the fabric of space-time emitted during the most powerful events in the Universe, such as pairs of black holes coming together and merging.
1/ #CM25 🔭
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I suppose it's unrealistic to expect an apology from the friend's wife who once insisted "I AM NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH HUEY 'TIME IS NOT A LINEAR CONCEPT' CALLISON" just because we once went out to lunch and came back a day later, broke and hung over...
The Salesforce ad where Matthew McConaughey eats shrimp in the rain because his restaurant doesn't use AI was the Dumbest Thing Ever-
...until the Comcast ad with the guy who continues to enjoy watching sports with his father because he works on the AI that detects important moments in sportscasts.
...until the Comcast ad with the guy who continues to enjoy watching sports with his father because he works on the AI that detects important moments in sportscasts.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The Salesforce ad where Matthew McConaughey eats shrimp in the rain because his restaurant doesn't use AI was the Dumbest Thing Ever-
...until the Comcast ad with the guy who continues to enjoy watching sports with his father because he works on the AI that detects important moments in sportscasts.
...until the Comcast ad with the guy who continues to enjoy watching sports with his father because he works on the AI that detects important moments in sportscasts.
Nearly a third of Americans completely insane says poll
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Nearly a third of Americans completely insane says poll
"...a dead girl, or a live boy..."
Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"...a dead girl, or a live boy..."
"We CAN? THANKS, MOM!"
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"We CAN? THANKS, MOM!"
A recent AP/NORC poll suggests that fully two-thirds of the Republican Party needs to be DRIVEN INTO THE SEA
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
A recent AP/NORC poll suggests that fully two-thirds of the Republican Party needs to be DRIVEN INTO THE SEA