For those not familiar with this, at the SECOND seventh inning stretch, it is traditional to go to the kitchen and make yourself a burger and pour another beer
I think it was Gandhi who said "be the billionaire techno-demon you want to see in the world", but my religious education doesn't extend to what that is. Marjorie Taylor-Greene suggests it's a Bad Bunny show? Are you any good at reggaeton? Or anything Spanish -poetry-adjacent?
My mom sent me an anthology that included something I had written in the seventh grade and oh holy fuck was I ever an insufferable little shit and I'd like to thank everyone who did not drown me or abandon me in the woods.
"No ethical use cases"? Not so fast, my friend! You're overlooking what most of the economy runs on: fraud! At least sixty percent of the global economy is now fraud-based! The pensions and retirement savings of the developed world will collapse without continued fraud! WE NEED MORE FRAUD, NOT LESS
The other day he said something about the time he was violently assaulted by antifa and I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS and also WHY WAS I NOT INVITED you guys never let me do any cool stuff it's always "but Huey you're the only one who knows how to operate the envelope-stuffer machine
I do think it's unclear if anything load-bearing snaps, but I do think we're looking at a multi-faceted national healthcare crisis, an AI bubble correction, and a farm crisis
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
I realize that violence is never the answer, but couldn't we get Moe from the Three Stooges to shout "Numbskull!" and slap Thiessen upside the head, as a little treat?
My Army unit armorer course instructor was required to teach us about M16/M4/M203/SAW/M-60/.50cal/M1911/9mil/Mk19, but he somehow also managed to throw in a capsule history of guns from invention of gunpowder to CIWS/Metalstorm, and that guy was easily top ten coolest people I met in the service.
The Buffalo Wild Wings online menu says that a Coors Light is seven dollars, so if you can get a real, actual beer for, like, twice that, you're probably doing okay.
