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I am Desereé

@iamdeseree.bsky.social

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Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 21h

Hacks??? Whaaaaaa

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 21h

As a desk worker, my right forearm is the only muscle I exercise every day. For 8 hours straight. I feel like a one-armed Popeye.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 2d

Why do you come to a concert and have a conversation during the show?

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 2d

There is always one person in the crowd at a show that you are looking at sideways.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 2d

As someone over 40, I deserve a few extra minutes sitting on the toilet at the venue.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a reaction to AI. Mary in the Junkyard

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 2d

@iamtito.bsky.social is in his happy place.

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3d

I never thought the sound of bandsaws would bring me so much joy.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3d

Just once I want to ask someone if my elaborate psychoanalysis of their personal life is right.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 3d

The attitude I want to bring to all parts of life.

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 3d

my only competition is myself sweetheart

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

The SNL hugging is my favorite part.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6d

what do we want: DOPAMINE

when do we want it: WHEN THE CREAM CHEESE HITS

right but also what about: AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE THEME FROM GOLDEN GIRLS

okay but also there’s gotta be some more constructive: THAT NEW BOOK SMELL THO

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I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

@samrichardson.bsky.social

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 4d

Why does this cutie play a sweetheart in every role he is in. Look at this. What is the opposite of “punchable face”??

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 5d

What is cocktail sauce and has anyone tried it on anything but shrimp?

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 6d

Second

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 6d

First choice!

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 6d

While we wait to decide what to watch, I can listen to popular musical numbers. Nothing is stopping me!

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d

My kids love the babysitter so much, I wish I had more money to spend on her.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d

My daughter’s robust farts remind me that she is my husband’s too.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d

There is something about screaming at small kids playing soccer on a warm fall weekend day.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d

Time is a construct

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d

The exactness of these hours tickles me.

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d

This scratches my brain.

Moodsoup @moodsoup.bsky.social · 11d

Leaning into modernism

I am Desereé @iamdeseree.bsky.social · 7d