I am Desereé
@iamdeseree.bsky.social
Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥
My girl missed me
February 16, 2026 at 3:16 AM
My girl missed me
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In 2021, I reported on an internal meeting at Facebook about discussions to put facial recognition on new smartglasses. One of their execs complained about the coverage and said the co would have a "very public discussion" about the tech.
They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
In 2021, I reported on an internal meeting at Facebook about discussions to put facial recognition on new smartglasses. One of their execs complained about the coverage and said the co would have a "very public discussion" about the tech.
They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Hanging at the in-laws
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Hanging at the in-laws
Tequila shots and norteña music at the grave site.
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Tequila shots and norteña music at the grave site.
Still reeling from Benito Bowl over two days ago?? Join the massive fucking club.
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Still reeling from Benito Bowl over two days ago?? Join the massive fucking club.
I could stare at my kids all day as long as they were quiet.
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I could stare at my kids all day as long as they were quiet.
Remember when being a sustainable company was cool?? Bahahahahaaaa what world did we live in.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Remember when being a sustainable company was cool?? Bahahahahaaaa what world did we live in.
Super Bowl ads are all AI and weight loss meds. What happened to the Budweiser frogs??
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Super Bowl ads are all AI and weight loss meds. What happened to the Budweiser frogs??
Thank you Super Bowl for being over the top defiant to the MAGA movement. It makes me feel so happy. I wish I could’ve been in the room when they made the brief!
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Thank you Super Bowl for being over the top defiant to the MAGA movement. It makes me feel so happy. I wish I could’ve been in the room when they made the brief!
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My show: Gilded Age, Aghast White Women
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
My show: Gilded Age, Aghast White Women
Don’t positively weaponize my love of violence!
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Don’t positively weaponize my love of violence!
I got a piece of glass removed from my foot that had been there since 12/27. 42 days ago. FORTY TWO. Oooooooooooooooooooooo. This is my life now.
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I got a piece of glass removed from my foot that had been there since 12/27. 42 days ago. FORTY TWO. Oooooooooooooooooooooo. This is my life now.
Keep your communities tight!
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Keep your communities tight!
So cute. So warm. Much needed. Not a fab Kermit but just great overall.
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
So cute. So warm. Much needed. Not a fab Kermit but just great overall.
The Muppets and a cat butt 😻
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The Muppets and a cat butt 😻
We needed this so badly yall
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
We needed this so badly yall
Whatshername, our daughter…
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Whatshername, our daughter…
Being a female means asking yourself “why do I feel weird?” And having a dozen potential answers.
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Being a female means asking yourself “why do I feel weird?” And having a dozen potential answers.
The designs on the outside of generic brand Kleenex boxes look like decor that my grandpa’s girlfriend would have in her house.
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The designs on the outside of generic brand Kleenex boxes look like decor that my grandpa’s girlfriend would have in her house.
I hate wishing my life away but January was miserable and now it’s over!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I hate wishing my life away but January was miserable and now it’s over!!!!
I just can’t be friends with a mime, I just can’t.
February 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I just can’t be friends with a mime, I just can’t.
I will never take fridge water for granted again
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I will never take fridge water for granted again