I am Desereé
@iamdeseree.bsky.social
Cute, with my cute hubs and my cute kids and my cute pets trying to live a cute life before it all burns down 🔥
@iamtito.bsky.social does the BEST Grover.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
@iamtito.bsky.social does the BEST Grover.
Fucking love this turn of events
Far-right Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's divorce records are about to become public — with potentially destructive consequences for his Senate run.
Judge orders 'biblical' dirt on Ken Paxton's divorce be made public—could crush Senate run
Far-right Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's divorce records are about to become public — with potentially destructive consequences for his Senate run.According to the Dallas Morning News, Paxton and...
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December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fucking love this turn of events
Pretty much nailed parenting today
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Pretty much nailed parenting today
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
Mommy so what are you going to do? Just sit there?! That’s no playing!
December 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Mommy so what are you going to do? Just sit there?! That’s no playing!
First hygiene lessons for my bub 😭😭😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
First hygiene lessons for my bub 😭😭😭😭😭
Trump truly is the epitome of the story “how far can one man go, how many people can one man piss off, while still being alive?”
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump truly is the epitome of the story “how far can one man go, how many people can one man piss off, while still being alive?”
I am besotted with my children. My beautiful offspring.
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am besotted with my children. My beautiful offspring.
YES INA, the pasta salad looks amazing!! Of COURSE Jeffrey will pic that one, duhhhhh
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
YES INA, the pasta salad looks amazing!! Of COURSE Jeffrey will pic that one, duhhhhh
Gardening (jeef) and talking to Ina on the TV like she’s Steve from Blues Clues.
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gardening (jeef) and talking to Ina on the TV like she’s Steve from Blues Clues.
Chatting with a pal about Rob Reiner, RIP.
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Chatting with a pal about Rob Reiner, RIP.
Making paper chains is the ultimate jeefed craft.
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Making paper chains is the ultimate jeefed craft.
How long do we think it will get?
December 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How long do we think it will get?
Making paper chains with construction paper and I allowed myself to buy NEW official Scotch brand tape. What a luxury!
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Making paper chains with construction paper and I allowed myself to buy NEW official Scotch brand tape. What a luxury!
Stars got pummeled. Second Jumbotron appearance!!
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Stars got pummeled. Second Jumbotron appearance!!
Vibes are usually immaculate at a concert
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Vibes are usually immaculate at a concert
There is something bizarre primal about listening to music you know your ancestors did as well. And maybe theirs did too?
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
There is something bizarre primal about listening to music you know your ancestors did as well. And maybe theirs did too?
*me gardening* oh! When’s my candle order getting delivered?? 🫠how much jeefed online shopping am I doing??
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*me gardening* oh! When’s my candle order getting delivered?? 🫠how much jeefed online shopping am I doing??
Why do I dislike monkeys so much??
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why do I dislike monkeys so much??
Oh no! I accidentally bought stylish sweatpants!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh no! I accidentally bought stylish sweatpants!!
Can we just keep the lord out of LinkedIn please?
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Can we just keep the lord out of LinkedIn please?
I realized why I love Billy Springs, it’s hippie music. I love it. Willie Nelson. Jefferson Airplane. Canned Heat. Cat Stevens. Fleetwood Mac. Andrew Bird. Billy Springs.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I realized why I love Billy Springs, it’s hippie music. I love it. Willie Nelson. Jefferson Airplane. Canned Heat. Cat Stevens. Fleetwood Mac. Andrew Bird. Billy Springs.
😬 (my 2025 #1 emoji)
Hey guys hang in there it’s almost
2026 and then
um
2026 and then
um
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
😬 (my 2025 #1 emoji)
Being “grown up” is so relative. You will always want an adultier adult because it’s not possible for you to hold all of the skills. It’s why humans need communities. CORPORATIONS ARE MONETIZING OUR NEED FOR COMMUNITY
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Being “grown up” is so relative. You will always want an adultier adult because it’s not possible for you to hold all of the skills. It’s why humans need communities. CORPORATIONS ARE MONETIZING OUR NEED FOR COMMUNITY
Maybe I’m not introverted. Maybe I’m just tired.
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Maybe I’m not introverted. Maybe I’m just tired.