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@icingandcandydog.bsky.social

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · Jan 30

Let's be real here. I am the coolest and most widely talented mf you're ever gonna come across. You can be too!

Just do the thing.

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 12h

a man wearing sunglasses and a wig says eat bolts

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 12h

When they cry about their European-Christian heritage but are absolutely stunlocked when you tell them that *Churches* are a 16th century luxury and before the Crusades Muhamed was the most common name in London..... because it was a common name!

Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 12h

Clanker fucker detected.

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 2d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 14h

This is what happens when you lose all your online trolls to combat operations.

Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 15h

Relevant

MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock ft. the Matches (Official Audio)

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

that is a bold assumption

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

We are back on the birdsite.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

A man says "I'm having a great time on our vacation in Spain..." A bunch of people in pointed hoods start walking down the street. The man says "OH GOD! IT'S THE KLAN!" His friend grabs him by the shoulder and says "relax dude. It's just Catholics." The man exclaims "OH GOD! CATHOLICS!"

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

If you liked this rabbit hole and like RPGs may I suggest

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II on Steam

A thrilling story-driven action RPG, with a rich open world, set in 15th century Medieval Europe. Experience the ultimate medieval adventure - through the eyes of young Henry - as you embark on a jour...

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

Just means if you have kids they dont get away with a fucking thing near you.

"bro my dad wont stop saying 6 7 every time I ask for help with math"

Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

I regret to inform you it means the opposite.

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

Arent you sitting on the chair right next to me?

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

Chills bro

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II - Mysteria Ecclesiae DLC Announce Trailer

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Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

that frog needs more water in their life.

dom @zerstoerer.bsky.social · 1d

weird ps1 game i found

Necco! @icingandcandydog.bsky.social · 1d

AI is a losing strategy on the platform right now, kids also dont like it. Theyve moved on from "capping" to "thats AI" so its that creators fault for what happens next!