Beelzetrice ✨🏳️‍⚧️✨
@ifneedbee.bsky.social
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Bee/Beatrice | she/they | 33 | CT bimbo punk trans girl 🔞 Queer, t4t, disabled, AuDHD
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
I didn't quite meet the criteria for Ehlers-Danlos, but I do have Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder (which is like EDS but milder). It feels good finally having an answer to a ton of my medical mysteries 😭🩷✨
after 30+ years of chronic pain and joint problems, I'm finally getting screened for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome today
they really cooked when they invented buttered noodles
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transfem that has a room that looks like a tornado just went through it "i wish i was a cute maid so bad 🥺"
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Trans lesbians are so cool because I get to be a woman who loves being a woman and love another woman who loves being a woman.
about to start Hades 2, time to feel gay for every character again
cracking my knuckles but they sound like a dog clicker
Renee Rapp but she has a piss kink: I'm a real bad girl but a real good pisser
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why do they call it boymoding when it should be called male fraud
oh no, do you think it's noticeable? 🥺
A woman wearing jeans with a rip across one of the thighs A woman wearing jeans with a rip across one of the thighs
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Nothing fits, people stare, and it just becomes an endless parade of 3 hours of trying things on.
I love being able to express myself through clothing, however, the act of buying clothes in store as a trans woman is a Horrifying Ordeal
I love being able to express myself through clothing, however, the act of buying clothes in store as a trans woman is a Horrifying Ordeal
cleaning out my kitchen cabinets because I have a new roommate moving in. should I throw out my 2020 sourdough starter that I haven't fed in like 2-3 years or do we think I can still save it
they should invent a tummy that doesn't hurt
me: so yeah anyways that's how I've been doing since our last session

my therapist: I think maybe we should look at the diagnostic criteria for BPD
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polyamory is a scam created by big dating app to keep you using them
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theres so much we have to help out baby dolls with, but a really important one is Not Making Your Dysphoria Other People's Problem
transfem sealing her bathtub with gaulk
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100 gecs is so bad that they’re almost approaching outsider art, if the qualification for “outsider art” was being stupid.
*cracking knuckles* it's time to meet the muppets (threat)
Knuckle tats [THE] (small and vertical) M U P / P E T S