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ifneedbee.bsky.social
Beelzetrice ✨🏳️‍⚧️✨
@ifneedbee.bsky.social
Bee/Beatrice | she/they | 33 | CT
bimbo punk trans girl 🔞
Queer, t4t, disabled, AuDHD
Pinned
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
making poppers specifically for catholics. they're called popers
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I am tired of living in a world that hates us. I am here, and I am not leaving unless it’s not my choice. They can fucking live with it.

We’re here, we’re queer, go fuck yourselves.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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the t in ttrpg is for t4t
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
happy 4th Gotcha Day to my cat Seymour, who is in fact a caricature of a cartoon street cat voiced by Tom Waits, eating fish skeletons out of dumpsters
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
nonbinary snake named Cobra Kai
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Favorite part of Alice’s Restaurant is the line I’m allowed to say now.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Thank you for bein’ here. Thank you for lovin’ me. The whole world’s thankin’ me, for thankin’ you.

Kill the turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
they should invent a work that doesn't give you more work when you finish your work early
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I really like how every time I've been at someone's house in the past year and there isn't a designated activity, it always turns into someone putting on Dropout
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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there is no more powerful statement in this world than "i am" so be careful with those words
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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trans women love to post pics and go "haha i look like such a boyyyyy" meanwhile if they went into the mens restroom lookin like that theyd get hate crimed
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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i’m t4t (tit for tat). i want revenge
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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My favorite Mountain Goats song, “The Loudest Transsexual Barista in Connecticut.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the ancient prophecy
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
being chronically ill is cool and fun because I'm laying in bed and out of breath
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I was in Guitar Center the other day and was playing a folk punk song on this $1500 guitar and they for sure lowered the price of the guitar after that
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I bite lots of things, but mostly it's just more than I can chew
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
sometimes even driving through light to moderate traffic counts as being around other people and drains my social battery
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I make a lot of transition timeline collages, but tbh it's so helpful for me to see side by side how much I've physically changed. Reminding myself that I look like an entirely different person now helps keep the dysphoria at bay
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Halloween, 9 years apart
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I didn't quite meet the criteria for Ehlers-Danlos, but I do have Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder (which is like EDS but milder). It feels good finally having an answer to a ton of my medical mysteries 😭🩷✨
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
after 30+ years of chronic pain and joint problems, I'm finally getting screened for Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome today
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
they really cooked when they invented buttered noodles
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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transfem that has a room that looks like a tornado just went through it "i wish i was a cute maid so bad 🥺"
October 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM