Rory, new face who dis?
@zealousagain.bsky.social
The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her.
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
Making a top ten Fall albums and then comparing it to someone’s top ten Guided by Voices albums.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Making a top ten Fall albums and then comparing it to someone’s top ten Guided by Voices albums.
If Nintendo World at Universal doesn’t have a restaurant with Samus Arancini and the little rice ball isn’t decorated like morph ball Samus I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD—
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If Nintendo World at Universal doesn’t have a restaurant with Samus Arancini and the little rice ball isn’t decorated like morph ball Samus I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD—
Latest Chair Company has a bit about a porn shop owner being mad that some people just use porn to whack off, and don’t really appreciate it. This feels very Bluesky-coded.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Latest Chair Company has a bit about a porn shop owner being mad that some people just use porn to whack off, and don’t really appreciate it. This feels very Bluesky-coded.
How do I view trans people? Usually online, sometimes in person. Occasionally via telescope.
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How do I view trans people? Usually online, sometimes in person. Occasionally via telescope.
My girlfriend accidentally opened her phone to a picture of her ass in front of her boss. I must ask: who among us has not wanted to show their boss their ass?
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My girlfriend accidentally opened her phone to a picture of her ass in front of her boss. I must ask: who among us has not wanted to show their boss their ass?
No one needs to scheme to make me unemployed, I can do it myself!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
No one needs to scheme to make me unemployed, I can do it myself!!
Nothing more affirming than an old Puerto Rican lady casually calling me “mama.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nothing more affirming than an old Puerto Rican lady casually calling me “mama.”
More tech should use the MU/TH/ER interface. I admire its purity.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
More tech should use the MU/TH/ER interface. I admire its purity.
(Ghost of John McCain voice)
being a boy is about being chained up and tortured a lot
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(Ghost of John McCain voice)
Printing up buttons that say “I’m A Little and I’m Not Proud of it, But I am Fine with It.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Printing up buttons that say “I’m A Little and I’m Not Proud of it, But I am Fine with It.”
Can’t sleep. Probably from the 16 hours of sleep I got yesterday? So it’s just me and Flower Travellin’ Band.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Can’t sleep. Probably from the 16 hours of sleep I got yesterday? So it’s just me and Flower Travellin’ Band.
(Tom Petty voice) the peeeenis is the hardest part 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
(Tom Petty voice) the peeeenis is the hardest part 🎶
We invented a machine that triggers psychosis and we don’t even have a cool anime task force to put people down when they get too crazy.
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
We invented a machine that triggers psychosis and we don’t even have a cool anime task force to put people down when they get too crazy.
Gearing up for another long day at the piss-chugging factory.
Make your fetish into a job, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
-Mark Twain
-Mark Twain
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Gearing up for another long day at the piss-chugging factory.
Followed by someone who evidently supports gen AI. 99% of LLM uses are pointless at best and ghoulish at worst. The death of human creativity, a lying machine to lull us into complacency. In an ideal world, the bubble pops and anyone who promotes or profits from LLMs gets the wall.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Followed by someone who evidently supports gen AI. 99% of LLM uses are pointless at best and ghoulish at worst. The death of human creativity, a lying machine to lull us into complacency. In an ideal world, the bubble pops and anyone who promotes or profits from LLMs gets the wall.
I’m definitely gonna read the books when I’m recovering from my BA. Right? Definitely not just gonna watch Bob’s Burgers all day.
So I'm never gonna make a dent in my TBR pile, huh.....
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I’m definitely gonna read the books when I’m recovering from my BA. Right? Definitely not just gonna watch Bob’s Burgers all day.
Yaaaasss qween, serving foodborne realness.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yaaaasss qween, serving foodborne realness.
🎶Oo-ee-oo I look just like Leslie Feinberg
Oh oh, and you’re Amanda Lepore🎶
Oh oh, and you’re Amanda Lepore🎶
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
🎶Oo-ee-oo I look just like Leslie Feinberg
Oh oh, and you’re Amanda Lepore🎶
Oh oh, and you’re Amanda Lepore🎶
When they imprison me for life and then incinerate my corpse, I hope a better future means my skeets will be published in a print-on-demand book and considered an important part of queer history.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When they imprison me for life and then incinerate my corpse, I hope a better future means my skeets will be published in a print-on-demand book and considered an important part of queer history.
wait if I’m a trans woman and I press the SCP gender-changer device does that mean I become a cis woman or I turn into a trans man?
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
wait if I’m a trans woman and I press the SCP gender-changer device does that mean I become a cis woman or I turn into a trans man?
The most devastating thing about the tariffs is the price of the Italian salami I like went up like $2/8oz package, which is fucking criminal because I’m not paying $11 for something I’m shoving into my face at 2am.
I guess also all the other price increases. But the salami’s the one that got me.
I guess also all the other price increases. But the salami’s the one that got me.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The most devastating thing about the tariffs is the price of the Italian salami I like went up like $2/8oz package, which is fucking criminal because I’m not paying $11 for something I’m shoving into my face at 2am.
I guess also all the other price increases. But the salami’s the one that got me.
I guess also all the other price increases. But the salami’s the one that got me.
Watching Tony Bourdain in Vegas, complaining to my boyfriend about how disgusting the world is.
He went to bed.
He went to bed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Watching Tony Bourdain in Vegas, complaining to my boyfriend about how disgusting the world is.
He went to bed.
He went to bed.
Once I get healed from my implants I think I need a new tattoo.
This is my way of coping with knowing I probably can’t afford hair transplants.
This is my way of coping with knowing I probably can’t afford hair transplants.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Once I get healed from my implants I think I need a new tattoo.
This is my way of coping with knowing I probably can’t afford hair transplants.
This is my way of coping with knowing I probably can’t afford hair transplants.
My compromise position is a new constitution for a Second American Republic. My ideal position is [REDACTED]
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My compromise position is a new constitution for a Second American Republic. My ideal position is [REDACTED]