Rory, Breasting Boobily
@zealousagain.bsky.social
The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her.
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers
I’ve got posters on my wall
My favorite rock group, Gwar
I’ve got Beefcake the Mighty
I’ve got Flattus Maximus
Waitin there for me
Yes I do
My favorite rock group, Gwar
I’ve got Beefcake the Mighty
I’ve got Flattus Maximus
Waitin there for me
Yes I do
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I’ve got posters on my wall
My favorite rock group, Gwar
I’ve got Beefcake the Mighty
I’ve got Flattus Maximus
Waitin there for me
Yes I do
My favorite rock group, Gwar
I’ve got Beefcake the Mighty
I’ve got Flattus Maximus
Waitin there for me
Yes I do
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In a world of Vargs, be a Gaahl.
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
In a world of Vargs, be a Gaahl.
I’m surprised I don’t personally know a Marceline.
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I’m surprised I don’t personally know a Marceline.
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frotting peeing scissoring pawjob all the same
January 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
frotting peeing scissoring pawjob all the same
I’m never gonna be able to afford to live in a place with 2.5 bathrooms. I’m always gonna shit in just one room.
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I’m never gonna be able to afford to live in a place with 2.5 bathrooms. I’m always gonna shit in just one room.
If Steven Universe was my child I would abandon him.
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 AM
If Steven Universe was my child I would abandon him.
“First time mom with three children.”
Fuck you. If I see a post with “FTM with 3 littles” I’m gonna become feral.
Fuck you. If I see a post with “FTM with 3 littles” I’m gonna become feral.
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
“First time mom with three children.”
Fuck you. If I see a post with “FTM with 3 littles” I’m gonna become feral.
Fuck you. If I see a post with “FTM with 3 littles” I’m gonna become feral.
A former meta of mine had a breakdown when he went on a date with a tgirl whose dick was bigger than his. That’s scrub shit.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
A former meta of mine had a breakdown when he went on a date with a tgirl whose dick was bigger than his. That’s scrub shit.
I have never watched a TTRPG show. We’re watching the first episode of the new Dimension20, and uhhh… watching other people do this is just as boring as trying to play D&D was.
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I have never watched a TTRPG show. We’re watching the first episode of the new Dimension20, and uhhh… watching other people do this is just as boring as trying to play D&D was.
The number of times I took the “am I gay?” test—
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The number of times I took the “am I gay?” test—
This is why you gotta let the piss out. All kinds of places.
fascism is stored in the piss
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This is why you gotta let the piss out. All kinds of places.
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I'm gonna become the joker
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm gonna become the joker
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
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Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
Monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis and AI is complicating efforts to capture them
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Multiple monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis. And AI generated images are complicating the effort to find them.
Feeling bad about myself because I still love Blue Album and Pinkerton despite no longer being a sad lonely boy.
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Feeling bad about myself because I still love Blue Album and Pinkerton despite no longer being a sad lonely boy.
Post-BA, underboob sweat is now a Serious Issue.
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Post-BA, underboob sweat is now a Serious Issue.
I love being in a throuple with @ifneedbee.bsky.social and @fagend.bsky.social because we can all share jeans, like a much more explicitly queer Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I love being in a throuple with @ifneedbee.bsky.social and @fagend.bsky.social because we can all share jeans, like a much more explicitly queer Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
Weird to think they’re currently working on deciding whether I’m a human being or not. Probably won’t have a decision for months. But still, hate to think, “some rapist who thinks I’m subhuman is hearing evidence to justify classifying me as subhuman.”
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Weird to think they’re currently working on deciding whether I’m a human being or not. Probably won’t have a decision for months. But still, hate to think, “some rapist who thinks I’m subhuman is hearing evidence to justify classifying me as subhuman.”
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I will vote for any candidate who promises to use the state to kick in republican doors and terrorize them in their homes. They’ve acted like they’ve been persecuted for decades and I think they should find out what it’s really like.
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I will vote for any candidate who promises to use the state to kick in republican doors and terrorize them in their homes. They’ve acted like they’ve been persecuted for decades and I think they should find out what it’s really like.
Like and share (I mean me, like and share *me*)
fat trans women
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Like and share (I mean me, like and share *me*)
Getting a lot of Voodoo Glow Skulls content in my feed tonight.
Hickey was right.
Hickey was right.
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Getting a lot of Voodoo Glow Skulls content in my feed tonight.
Hickey was right.
Hickey was right.
Watching pornography (record stores flipping through their New Arrivals bins)
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Watching pornography (record stores flipping through their New Arrivals bins)
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THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY WITHDRAWAL EVERYTHING NOW
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY WITHDRAWAL EVERYTHING NOW
Sir Clapham Cheeks
January 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Sir Clapham Cheeks
Getting sick when I see Br*tish people onscreen.
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Getting sick when I see Br*tish people onscreen.
I’m confused, is the economy tanking yet or what?
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I’m confused, is the economy tanking yet or what?