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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 11h

GIMME

𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙔𝙎𝙊𝙉 @bluedhaven.bsky.social · 11h

#SeductiveSunday

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𝖮'𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠 @vampirespider.bsky.social · Jul 15

// + different ways when writing. No matter the complexity of your plots or how many paragraphs you reply with, if you are enjoying what you write without harming anyone, you are doing just great.

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𝖮'𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠 @vampirespider.bsky.social · Jul 15

// Friendly reminder that you are entitled to write whatever the fuck you want. Whether it's a dense and complicated plot or just some silly chit-chat between muses.

Let's leave the elitism of "i write complicated plots and you don't" behind. This is a hobby and each one of us have fun in +

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

⚡️/: YEAH

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𝖮'𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖠 @vampirespider.bsky.social · 17h

// the key words were "without harming anyone"

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

⚡️/: Just woke up

Who is being an elitist fuck?

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

person on this TL opening up about their thoughts and experiences, "Shut up and dance. I don’t care about your pain." essentially.

It's not elitism to cut you off, it's a natural consequence to your actions.

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

person who got blocked yesterday: girl, you decided the best course of action when people started talking about how said account was harmful (without even naming you, mind you) was to go (paraphrasing) "Stop being dramatic, let's all have fun."

Instead of listening, you decided to tell every trans+

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

⚡️/: Look, you are entitled to your kinks. But when your kinks cross the line of "This is actually harmful to marginalized populations" we are entitled to say "Get the fuck away from us."

It's not drama, it's not elitism, it’s just having regular fucking boundaries.

And in regards to the second +

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

⚡️/: WHEEZE

I have no further comments, only that I needed that laugh in a day like this.

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 @bestonemyheart.bsky.social · 17h

//we are, for:

*checks paper*

Not tolerating the fetishization of trans people or disliking when people lie or play coy

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

⚡️/: Just woke up

Who is being an elitist fuck?

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 17h

⚡️/: Just woke up

Who is being an elitist fuck?

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 1d

⚡️/: what happened?

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ How much do you think Wally would laugh at us if we ended up asking him to run back to the 90s for it? ❞

Gar Logan @boybeast.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta look up places that sell Mountain Dew Red just in case.

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ It’s mind control, man! Though... I wonder if I could break the computer by thinking too fast! ❞

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ It’s mind control, man! Though... I wonder if I could break the computer by thinking too fast! ❞

Gar Logan @boybeast.bsky.social · 2d

[Watching Be More Chill next to Bart, and…]

I’d take it… for science…

But I’m cool enough already. Squip can’t do nothin’ on me.

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

Watching Be More Chill, and...

❝ Worst part is I know half my classmates would be stupid enough to swallow it... ❞

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ Yeah... I mean, even you suck at pretending to be a regular guy most of the time. ❞ Bart joked, poking a little bit of fun at his friend while literally poking at Tim's cheek.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 2d

“Maybe you could get away with just one minute—“

Tim’s words cut off, with just a little pleasant surprise at the affection.

Blue eyes were a smidge fonder.

“Don’t think any capes are too good at acting ‘normal’. Needing to slow down for everybody else to keep up is hard.”

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ Uhm... Alright! I can fake that! ❞

Without saying a word, without asking at all, Bart just hugged Tim for a tiny little moment. Just another way to say "thank you."

❝ Sometimes I feel like... I don’t know, like I don’t remember how to act normal. And that's weird, you know? Because I can’t +

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

RUN, JASON, RUN

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

forget anything, ever. ❞

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ Uhm... Alright! I can fake that! ❞

Without saying a word, without asking at all, Bart just hugged Tim for a tiny little moment. Just another way to say "thank you."

❝ Sometimes I feel like... I don’t know, like I don’t remember how to act normal. And that's weird, you know? Because I can’t +

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 2d

“Let’s say.. two— three minutes an equation? For most people? If they’re writing the steps all out.”

Was that right? Close enough, probably. Tim was faster, definitely. Especially if he’s doing it all mentally, very few people could keep up. He just.. lacked super levels of speed. —

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ I think I am going to need you to tell me what an acceptable pace is so I don’t freak out someone during tests. ❞

He hated it when Tim compared himself to others in that tone. He was amazing! Exceptional! He could put olympians and academics to fucking shame...

Tim was the best of them.

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 2d

❝ Why? It's like a movie, it's a lot less fun if spoiled. ❞

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 2d

❛ It would’ve been nice to know. ❜

Was that a good enough explanation? Or did he want something more?

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ Why? ❞

It’s not like Bart could tell her much anyway, having been raised in a VR and all that.

But it wasn't in his nature to pass on chances to have fun.

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ I think I am going to need you to tell me what an acceptable pace is so I don’t freak out someone during tests. ❞

He hated it when Tim compared himself to others in that tone. He was amazing! Exceptional! He could put olympians and academics to fucking shame...

Tim was the best of them.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 3d

“.. Twenty pages, Bart. That’d be a page per minute at that pace..? Of math?”

Staring, eyebrows raised. Amusement bitten back, only slightly.

“I’m horribly slow compared to you, or Kon even.”

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ I mean... It would have been like, what? Twenty minutes for you? Ten with a calculator? ❞

Bart had been born like this. Accelerated beyond belief. As much as he tried to understand others... Well, the concept of time and Bartholomew Allen didn’t exactly agree with one another.

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ I mean... It would have been like, what? Twenty minutes for you? Ten with a calculator? ❞

Bart had been born like this. Accelerated beyond belief. As much as he tried to understand others... Well, the concept of time and Bartholomew Allen didn’t exactly agree with one another.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 3d

A grin. “That may be true, but I’m still limited by this thing called speed? Or lack thereof?”

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ Said the smartest person I have ever met. ❞

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ Why? ❞

It’s not like Bart could tell her much anyway, having been raised in a VR and all that.

But it wasn't in his nature to pass on chances to have fun.

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 3d

❛ Unfortunate. ❜

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ No, Mary. That's kind of rule one of being a time traveller, I fear. ❞

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ Said the smartest person I have ever met. ❞

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 3d

“Great..! I know 𝘺𝘰𝘶 can get things done literally last minute, but if you want 𝘮𝘦 to look at it, I’m a little slower..”

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ Uhm... Not that I can remember. And I kind of remember absolutely everything so... ❞

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

Ok!

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙢🦇 @batstalker.bsky.social · 3d

𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 than qualified! Actually, I can just add you in the system myself, since B is being so slow.

BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

I've memorized the map of Gotham and several surrounding cities.

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BART ALLEN @impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3d

❝ Better now that I see your stupid face! I missed you! ❞