Randy Meeks
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taxkha.bsky.social
not now artblock, I need to draw homosexuals
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But the cackle I cackled. Thanks, people of AO3.
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On the one hand, there sits in the depths of AO3 a fic about Morgan Wallen and Post Malone which contains the words "growing erection" and brightens my day immensely. On the other, turns out it's the only one about Morgan Wallen tentatively fagging it up.

We used to be God's country
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Tonight (in 2002) on The New Detectives: the new detectives finally get Morgan Wallen's ass, apparently
Screenshot from The New Detectives season 8 episode showing a man opening the door to the police, while looking suspiciously like the country music superstar Morgan Wallen.
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I bought a bunch of plastic spiders today tho
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This unspookiness is frankly disheartening
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As someone who dressed as Dracula for Christmas (not Halloween) at age like seven I think, I gotta be spookier in my day-to-day life
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kmdoublev.bsky.social
Parody protections are so funny. Yeah you can copy, but by law you have to be a little silly with it.
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jack black playing a 14-year old girl is what the wachowskis wanted. also danny glover is a horse.
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Jumanji movies are doing way more bold and fun things with real and virtual identities than TRON ever did
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The latest Song vs. Song episode has a guest theoretical physicist country music expert, repeats Lina's best bit about Chord Overstreet, and at one point detours into gay porn. Incredible. Inspirational even.
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So we have "Alexander Skarsgård's Dildo Shirt" headlines now, okay, not everything is lost
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truth be told, he's canonically built weird no matter what
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Scooby-Doo: Pocket Pumpkin (SFW)
Drawing of Freddie and Shaggy standing in front of the Mystery Machine parked near a dark house. The scene is dimly lit by the full moon. “A pocket pumpkin?” gasps Fred in shock, sporting a growing bulge in his blue trousers. Shaggy, with his pants and white briefs around his knees, and his green t-shirt covering what we can assume is a flaccid, yet still large cock, is holding a small gourd with its middle carved out that leaks semen. “Or, like, a gourd to go!” giggles Shaggy. “Never leave home without it, Freddie!”
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siddhantadlakha.bsky.social
Fascinated by the theological hodgepodge of Tron: Ares, in which a character named Eve grows a forbidden tree and plucks from it… an orange, of no significance or consequence, before granting eternal life to a guy named for the Greek god of war, who only desires Buddhist Moksha
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However, Boy George at his most wistful briefly coming back only to be drowned in anxious trance arpeggios is a whole vibe, this is great
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Did Ferry Corsten watch The Matrix while working on this remix or
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meakoopa.bsky.social
Nabokov would have loved Blue Sky bc it’s all butterfly-themed and is all about the narratives of genuine people entirely controlled through lenses operated by deranged sociopaths