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This kid is awesome, actual hero.
“He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could,” said Ali Martinez, a witness to the event. “Like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.” According to the police estimate, around 57 of the 160 images on the wall were destroyed.
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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How the hell do people keep fucking up movie adaptations of Silent Hill, a game reasonably plot-driven in a very straightforward cinematic sense, so bad
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Joel Schumacher talking to his production design team:
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Batman Returns With Big Naturals
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Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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Finally, a flag worth fighting for.
January 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Top tier meet cute
Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Atkins in the truck as seen in The Fog (1980). "Can I ask you something?" says Jamie Lee Curtis. "Sure," says Tom Atkins. "Are you weird?" says Jamie Lee Curtis. Tom Atkins looks at Jamie Lee Curtis in silence. "Yes, I am," says Tom Atkins.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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It's the Katya calling Harry Jowsey Mary for me
January 22, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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WE INVENTED LOVE - Dorian Electra, Frost Children, atlgrandma
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January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Xiu Xiu - Dancing On My Own [OFFICIAL AUDIO]
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January 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Hawkeye
November 17, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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Hawkeye & Quicksilver: Dad Nut
Cartoon of Avengers' Pietro Maximoff standing on his hands and knees on the bed, wearing white socks and pulled down white briefs. Clint Barton in a white tank top fucks him from behind, pulling on Pietro's t-shirt. "Oh yeah, daddy, give me that baby gravy!" says Pietro. "Pietro," sternly replies Clint. "Need my morning Barton brogurt. That potent dad nut," continues Quicksilver. "Ew," cringes Clint. "Say ew all you want, I can feel you getting harder," says Quicksilver, his eyes glazing with pleasure.
February 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Hawkeye vs Tracksuit Mafia
September 23, 2023 at 3:43 PM
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i remember when the computer still demanded blood. my dad's Tandy took a mere pinprick from your finger, which was a revolutionary advancement from the bulky machines of the 80's that required a thimbleful to access usenet for a day. that itself was an improvement on the pint needed to join ARPANET
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Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Should I pivot to recapping Drag Race and The X-Files? Drawing dicks is just so not it.
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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On one hand, it's the Coco Chanel's principle of taking one thing off before leaving the house that should have been applied to The X-Files "genderfluid shapeshifting space Amish who kill by fucking" episode. On the other, more is more, no notes, this is art.
January 10, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Billy Talent - This Suffering (Official Music Video)
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January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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808 STATE OooPS FEATURING BJORK
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January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Hawkeye & Winter Soldier
Drawing of Clint Barton naked in bed, Bucky Barnes leaning over him. "Buck, I'm dying to know," says Clint. "What's it like to jerk off with that metal hand?" "Shut up, Barton," grunts Bucky. "Man, I hate crossovers."
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Anne Rice could never btw
imrandymeeks.bsky.social Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · Jan 24
all in all, I had a blast with this dumb shit, it made me question if louisiana is real
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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True Blood really lost the plot when he got a haircut
imrandymeeks.bsky.social Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · Jan 21
What in the Hormona Lisa is going on in here on this day
Alexander Skarsgard in a blond bob, somewhere between Kurt Cobain and Lisa Kudrow.
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Should I pick season three back up
imrandymeeks.bsky.social Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · Jan 23
Also, in awe of True Blood's season one final confrontation. Sookie Nutmeg Ganache being one banana away from Carmen Electra in Scary Movie. A burn victim and a naked dude running to the rescue and failing. A shovel. Not as iconic and empowering as Buffy with a crossbow, but still. A shovel. In awe.
Carmen Electra running away from the killer while armed with a single banana in Scary Movie.
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Perseus & Theseus: Extra Virgin (1)
Cartoon of two Greek heroes portrayed in Hollywood movies, Theseus and Perseus, wearing skimpy chitons over their muscular bodies. Perseus is holding a tiny amphora and lifting his chiton up, showing his butt to Theseus, who stands behind him. "Why do they call this olive lube extra virgin, bro?" asks Perseus playfully, "More like ex virgin, amirite?" "Right on, bro!" says Theseus, raising his chiton to show a massive boner.
January 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The Electric Prostate
Page one of a four-page comic made from The Electric State screenshots with speech bubbles. Also I don't remember the character names, and neither should you. We'll call them Chris Pratt and Robot, who's voiced by heavily filtered and barely recognizable Anthony Mackie. Panel one, opening title: The Electric Prostate. We open on a wide shot of a truck in the middle of nowhere. Robot, off screen: "So it's a sex toy?" Chris Pratt, off screen: "No, it's THE sex toy." Panel two, inside the truck. Chris Pratt, shaggy wig and porn stache on full display, looking somewhat upset: "It was called Zapper first, but Nintendo sued them. They renamed to Power Plug. And I've been looking for it for years! I don't think this one works tho. I don't feel anything. Damn." Panel three, closeup shot of the Robot chilling in the truck bed. Robot: "And that's a bad thing why? Didn't it kill a bunch of people before the recall?" Page two of The Electric Prostate comic. Panel one, inside the truck. Chris Pratt: "It only sent like seven guys to the ER. Just one of them died. It's perfectly safe to stick an electrode into your asshole." Panel two, Chris Pratt clumsily steps down from the truck. Chris Pratt: "And this one doesn't even wo-- Holy cow, it works!" The plug makes buzzing electric sounds inside him. Panel three, Chris Pratt hobbles away from the truck as everything around him fills with comic book sounds effects like "Zing! Zap! Bzzzt!" Chris Pratt, to himself in spurts: "I just gotta make it to my bunk-- Look casual and walk fast-- Nope! Walk slow, very, very slow-- Why did I put on these tight jeans--" Page three of The Electric Prostate. Panel one, a medium shot of the Robot looking concerned. Robot: "You okay, bro? Did you say the toy works?" Panel two, Chris Pratt trying to keep it together as sound effects circle around him like buzzing hornets. Chris Pratt: "No, still broken. Not milking my prostate with electric shocks and vibrations whatsoever. Why" Do I look f-- Fun-- F--" Plug goes "Zzzap! Boink boink boink boink." Panel three, cut into three parts of Chris Pratt closeups looking progressively more and more like the end stages of a poppers trainer video. Chris Pratt, losing it, mouth agape: "Bro, I'm o-- OH! Oh. Kay." Page three of The Electric Prostate. Sometime later, inside Chris Pratt's underground lair. Panel one, Chris Pratt is holding an electric cord: "Bro, I'm sorry you had to see me have anal orgasm. So now please go into power save mode. Daddy needs to plug this in and have a little alone time." Panel two, the Robot roommate is looking miffed and mildly traumatized: "And when I wake up, then what? I gonna find you dead from dehydration and covered in cum?" Panel three, Chris Pratt opens his vest to give us all a better view of his belly and perky nips in a tight white t-shirt: "No. then we go out to look for the nipple clamps extension." The end. I'm sorry. But not really.
March 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Superman: Dad's Sock
Drawing of Clark Kent on the floor in the attic, fingering himself and holding a canister of heavy duty tractor oil. His jockstrap is down, hanging loose around his thick thigh, and off his still hard cock hangs a well-worn sock, heavy with a huge load. Form somewhere offscreen, Jonathan Kent asks, "Clark, have you seen one of my socks?" "Um," says Clark, sneaking a quick look at his nether region. "No, dad!"
April 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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King Arthur & Merlin: Beard Burn
Drawing of King Arthur, the crown on top of his backwards baseball cap, holding two bottles of poppers, clad in a red mesh singlet with open ass. Merlin is visible behind him, enthusiastically eating Arthur's ass. "O Merlin, thy new potions are fire!" says Arthur. "Or maybe it's beard burn on my asshole? Either way, hot!"
April 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM