Randy Meeks
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Tonight (in 2002) on The New Detectives: the new detectives finally get Morgan Wallen's ass, apparently
Screenshot from The New Detectives season 8 episode showing a man opening the door to the police, while looking suspiciously like the country music superstar Morgan Wallen.
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I bought a bunch of plastic spiders today tho
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This unspookiness is frankly disheartening
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As someone who dressed as Dracula for Christmas (not Halloween) at age like seven I think, I gotta be spookier in my day-to-day life
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Parody protections are so funny. Yeah you can copy, but by law you have to be a little silly with it.
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jack black playing a 14-year old girl is what the wachowskis wanted. also danny glover is a horse.
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Jumanji movies are doing way more bold and fun things with real and virtual identities than TRON ever did
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The latest Song vs. Song episode has a guest theoretical physicist country music expert, repeats Lina's best bit about Chord Overstreet, and at one point detours into gay porn. Incredible. Inspirational even.
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So we have "Alexander Skarsgård's Dildo Shirt" headlines now, okay, not everything is lost
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truth be told, he's canonically built weird no matter what
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Scooby-Doo: Pocket Pumpkin (SFW)
Drawing of Freddie and Shaggy standing in front of the Mystery Machine parked near a dark house. The scene is dimly lit by the full moon. “A pocket pumpkin?” gasps Fred in shock, sporting a growing bulge in his blue trousers. Shaggy, with his pants and white briefs around his knees, and his green t-shirt covering what we can assume is a flaccid, yet still large cock, is holding a small gourd with its middle carved out that leaks semen. “Or, like, a gourd to go!” giggles Shaggy. “Never leave home without it, Freddie!”
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Fascinated by the theological hodgepodge of Tron: Ares, in which a character named Eve grows a forbidden tree and plucks from it… an orange, of no significance or consequence, before granting eternal life to a guy named for the Greek god of war, who only desires Buddhist Moksha
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However, Boy George at his most wistful briefly coming back only to be drowned in anxious trance arpeggios is a whole vibe, this is great
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Did Ferry Corsten watch The Matrix while working on this remix or
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Nabokov would have loved Blue Sky bc it’s all butterfly-themed and is all about the narratives of genuine people entirely controlled through lenses operated by deranged sociopaths
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The Dukes Of Hazzard: Pumpkin
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in their dark bedroom, backlit by the sunset. The only thread of clothes on them both is Bo’s white socks. Bo is holding a bottle of hand lotion, looking in awe at a pumpkin in Luke’s lap. The pumpkin has a hose and a rubber bulb attached to its top, a cork stuck in its side, and Luke’s cock shoved balls deep into the hole at the bottom.
“Cooter calls this vacuum pump-kin!” says Luke, squeezing the bulb. “Look, Bo, I made one more hole, you gotta try it!”
“Whoa, cousin!” gasps Bo, his cock jumping up in excitement. “It’s so neat! And just the right size! You think our tips are gonna touch?”
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Hawkeye & Quicksilver: Full Moon
Drawing of Clint "Hawkeye" Barton with Pietro "Quicksilver" Maximoff slung over his knee. Hawkeye is wearing an open flannel shirt, gym socks, and a set of plastic fangs. Clint looks in great horror at cheap werewolf hand gloves, complete with a price tag, he is wearing.
"Oh no, it's the full moon!" he growls, caressing Pietro's bare butt in his lap with one clawed hand. "Must-- resist-- biting!"
"Clint, I'll never let you near a Halloween section of a supermarket ever," smirks Quicksilver, looking over his shoulder at Clint.
"My one weakness! Quicksilver!" gasps Hawkeye.
"Barton, you absolute dork," giggles Pietro.
"Shut up, you love it," says Clint. "Daddy's gonna make you howl tonight."
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Supernatural: Trick or Breed
Drawing of Dean Winchester in a small room with cobwebs on the ceiling, wearing only a jockstrap and a pair socks, spread on a cum-stained mattress with his hands tied to opposite walls. The room is filled with spooky green light, and a splash of red illuminates the wall behind him, covered in "Trick or Breed" graffiti. Sam is kneeling next to him, naked save for a leather collar and a cock ring, sporting an enthusiastically throbbing erection.
"Sammy, this is the best Halloween party ever!" says Dean. "I was afraid nobody would get my costume, but everyone guesses I'm a pig!"
"And when I stick out my tongue, they call me a good boy!" says Sam with a happy grin. "One of them kissed me and slipped a pill in my mouth! He told me to meet him in the basement in five minutes. Dean, what's watersports? You think they got a pool down there?"
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The Dukes Of Hazzard: Pumpkin (SFW-ish)
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in their dark bedroom, backlit by the sunset. The Dukes are dressed in white boxers and socks. Bo is holding a bottle of hand lotion, looking in awe at a pumpkin in Luke’s lap. The pumpkin has a hose and a rubber bulb attached to its top, and a cork stuck in its side.
“Cooter calls this vacuum pump-kin!” says Luke, squeezing the bulb. “Look, Bo, I made one more hole, you gotta try it!”
“Whoa, cousin!” gasps Bo. “It’s so neat! And just the right size! You think our tips are gonna touch?”