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Should I cause myself more irreparable psychic damage and watch that Evangelical "Hi, I'm John Schneider, you may remember me from such TV shows as Smallville and The Dukes of Hazzard, aliens are actually demons btw" movie
Title card for Alien Intrusion: Unmasking a Deception movie.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Meanwhile on Animal Control
Josh Segarra and Joel McHale with a lizard on his shoulder sitting shirtless in a makeshift sauna on Animal Control 4x05.
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Pictured: a straight guy's room
A wall decorated with nothing but LP covers, featuring notable straight icons Diana Ross, Annie Lennox, Donna Summer, and Wham, among others. The wall is, however, really beige, so there's that.
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Something about this color scheme I dunno
Screenshot with three allegedly amateur straight guys, which, sure Jan, sitting on a couch and drinking beer in the most beige 2009 room imaginable.
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Canada! After making Heated Rivalry a cultural phenomenon, could you give One More Time another season? Is that so much to ask
Screenshot from One More Time featuring the show's cast in hockey gear.
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Top tier meet cute
Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Atkins in the truck as seen in The Fog (1980). "Can I ask you something?" says Jamie Lee Curtis. "Sure," says Tom Atkins. "Are you weird?" says Jamie Lee Curtis. Tom Atkins looks at Jamie Lee Curtis in silence. "Yes, I am," says Tom Atkins.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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soviet cosmonautics is plenty gay!
German Titov and Doomed Yuri Gagarin, the second and the first Soviets in space, respectively.
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Captain America: Happy New Year
Drawing of cheerful Steve Rogers with sparklers in one hand and a bottle of champagne in the other. Steve’s torso is covered in streaks of morale boosted by all the G.I.s who met Captain America during the holiday season. As sparks fly and champagne gushes out of the bottle, Captain shouts “Happy New Year!”
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Captain America: Happy New Year
Drawing of cheerful Steve Rogers with sparklers in one hand and a bottle of champagne in the other. His stars-and-striped thong is pulled below his balls, showing off Steve’s massive erection. As sparks fly, champagne gushes out of the bottle, and a huge load shoots out of Captain’s cock in a trifecta of festive bursts, covering his nude body in all manner of discharge, he shouts “Happy New Year!”
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Bringing out Elphaba and Glinda to ask a question about Minecraft, amazing
Tia Kofi as Elphaba and Kitty Scott-Claus as Glinda on Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Goonshine SFW?
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in a dimly lit barn full of moonshine jugs. Bo, dressed only in jeans and covered with streaks of semen from head to toe, is holding one jug to Luke’s nose. Luke stands next to Bo, sniffing the jug and looking confused. “Damn, this batch of moonshine is strong! The smell alone makes me...kinda horny?” says Luke, mindlessly pulling down his jeans. “What’s in it, Bo?” “I dunno, cuz, but I’ve been huffing these bottles all night,” cheerfully replies Bo. “We gotta come up with a name for this stuff. I’m thinking goonshine!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Goonshine FTM
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in a dimly lit barn full of moonshine jugs. Bo, dressed only in jeans and covered with streaks of semen from head to toe, is holding one jug to Luke’s nose. Luke stands next to Bo, sniffing the jug and looking confused. “Damn, this batch of moonshine is strong! The smell alone makes me...kinda horny?” says Luke, his hand reaching to pull down his white panties. The panties’ front is stuck to Luke’s dripping pussy in a cameltoe. “What’s in it, Bo?” “I dunno, cuz, but I’ve been huffing these bottles all night,” cheerfully replies Bo. “We gotta come up with a name for this stuff. I’m thinking goonshine!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Goonshine
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in a dimly lit barn full of moonshine jugs. Bo, dressed only in jeans and covered with streaks of semen from head to toe, is holding one jug to Luke’s nose. Luke stands next to Bo, buck naked, sniffing the jug and looking confused. “Damn, this batch of moonshine is strong! The smell alone makes me...kinda horny?” says Luke as precum streams from his fully erect cock. “What’s in it, Bo?” “I dunno, cuz, but I’ve been huffing these bottles all night,” cheerfully replies Bo. “We gotta come up with a name for this stuff. I’m thinking goonshine!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Erū Ilúvatar bless AO3 and Tumblr users
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Crazy Decorator Éomer Meets Surly Electrician Gimli by Ceema, luciferslegions Summary: Éomer is what you might call a "Christmas decorating expert." Every year, people walk or drive by from all over town just to get a glimpse of the extravagant decorations at the Eorl house. But this year, everything seems to be going wrong. Éowyn has a new boyfriend and already has plans to spend the holidays with his family instead of at home. Then the lights won't turn on and Éomer is forced to hire an electrician to fix the problem. It's a bruise to his ego, but he has no other choice, because if he doesn't get the lights to work, then Éowyn won't come home for Christmas! Gimli is an electrician who lost his Christmas spirit when the love of his life broke his heart. Ever since, he has spent the holiday season taking any job he can get, including one at a big old house owned by a guy who is way more handsome than he has any right to be. The over-the-top Christmas decorations are a bit of a turn-off, so Gimli is able to talk himself out of even considering it. But the season has a way of making miracles happen, including bringing two unlikely people together, helping a Scrooge rediscover his Christmas spirit, and revealing the true meaning of Christmas to those who may have lost sight of it along the way.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Fuck it as long as I'm digging up my failed writing attempts
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A Christmas Curse 1. “No, seriously, this is the only place in town with no Christmas stuff. Not a single wreath in sight. Just a hardware store with zero holiday cheer. Can you imagine? Oh I bet you can, you bore. I don’t know, I hope he’s a serial killer. That could be fun!” James was standing on a ladder, reaching for a box on a top shelf and holding his phone to his ear with his shoulder. The ladder wobbled as he tried to pull the box from the shelf. “Well, we have different definitions of fun then. Listen, I’ll call you later, I kinda need both hands now. Not for that! Alright, tell Liz and kids their gay uncle said hi. Bye, man.” James finally got a firm grasp on the box and held it in front of himself, leaning precariously backwards as he stepped down the ladder. His foot met the floor earlier than James expected, and he lost his balance completely, falling into the arms of a man who came to the rescue at the last moment. As James turned around, he first felt stubble scratch his ear and then saw his boss holding him steady. “Everything okay, James?” “Yeah, thanks, Mr. Kelly. Just being a little clumsy, rattling the chains, you know,” James shook the box with a deep metallic sound. “Marley was dead, to begin with.” “Humbug,” said Mr. Kelly and took the box from James. “What did I tell you about holiday cheer?” “No holiday cheer. Store policy. Sorry, sir. No cheer from now on, sir.” “Get back to work, James. There’s a whole crate of light bulbs to unpack and put on the shelves. I’ll do deliveries and will be back in no time,” said Mr. Kelly and took the box. He stood in the door and turned to James again. “And I’m not a serial killer. Sorry about that.” Mr. Kelly went to his truck, leaving James blushing alone at the store. “A lot to unpack indeed.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Did I ever post this here at all? Is it worth posting? Anyway I feel like this opening part is worth it actually.
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Hole for the Holidays: A Christmas Romance “Is there a tow truck nearby or something?” Jo checked his phone again. “Though I got no reception, I think.” “Happens all the time around here, bro!” shouted the truck driver over the wind. “It usually goes back to normal soon, just you wait. And anyway, I’ll make it to the highway and turn back in like fifteen minutes. If you’re not up and running by then, I’ll get you out.” “Thanks!” said Jo and jumped in his seat as the car’s headlights suddenly blinked on. “Shit, you’re right. Weird.” “It’s all because of those saucers, bro!” the driver gestured up. “Hold on tight, I’ll be back soon!” “Because of what?” frowned Jo, peeking outside the window, but the truck was already disappearing in the falling snow again. He looked up. The sky loomed low, dark, and empty. Jo shuddered and closed the window. He tried the ignition and got nothing. His phone still couldn’t pick up a signal. Jo slumped in his seat and listened to the blizzard around him, cautiously looking up from time to time. After all of this, he thought, that dick better be good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Supernatural: Christmas Giftsfw
Drawing of Dean Winchester wearing only white and green socks, with a huge gift box magically floating in the air in front of his crotch. Sam is standing in front of him, also naked save for his red socks, with a regular sized gift box held in front of him, obviously by magic. “Sammy, it took me a while, but I made you an awesome Christmas gift!” excitedly says Dean, and his inhumanly large erection peeks from under the box lid. “Did you take dick enhancement pills from a gas station and edge all day? Again?” grins Sam, shaking the empty pill bottle. “Great! You can stand on all fives while I fuck you into the new year!”
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Supernatural: Christmas Gifts
Drawing of Dean Winchester wearing only white and green socks, with a huge gift box magically floating in the air in front of his crotch. Sam is standing in front of him, also naked save for his red socks, fat hard cock pointing up. “Sammy, it took me a while, but I made you an awesome Christmas gift!” excitedly says Dean, and his inhumanly large erection peeks from under the box lid. “Did you take dick enhancement pills from a gas station and edge all day? Again?” grins Sam, shaking the empty pill bottle. “Great! You can stand on all fives while I fuck you into the new year!”
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Heterosexuality, as played again and again by Luke MacFarlane
Luke MacFarlane in a silly hat in The Birthday Wish (2017).
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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So there's a movie called Angel Falls Christmas, and judging by the name I can only assume the leading lady hooks up with Lucifer
The flattest shot imaginable of, presumably, Lucifer played by Chad Michael Murray and a woman played, presumably, by Chad Michaels (no) standing in front of each other at a 90 degree angle to the camera, and a whole bunch of weirdly colored Christmas trees in the background. Chad Michael Murray is wearing something like Castiel's beige trenchcoat, which only complicates the semantics of this mess.
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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For an extended coming of age, depression, and life itself metaphor where pretty much nothing ever happens It Ends is kind of a blast actually
Three young people in a Jeep Cherokee, going through basically nothing, forever, in It Ends (2025).
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Superman: Naughty List
Drawing of Clark Kent bent over Pa Kent’s knee on a couch next to a Christmas tree. Jonathan Kent is dressed in a ratty white undershirt with no pants, and Clark is naked save for a festive Santa hat. Clark’s hairy ass is red from Pa’s belt, his cock leaking profusely. “Did you blow every man in Kansas to get on the naughty list again, Clark?” says Jonathan Kent with a smirk, holding the belt at the ready. “You know I did, Dad!” Clark looks over the shoulder, cum dripping from his chin. “Somebody put mistletoe over a gloryhole at the truck stop, how could I not?”
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Shit-talking Christmas movies might be the best use of Cameo ever
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December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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How Did This Get Made dropped an episode on Merry Kissmas, and now I feel truly seen and catered to.
Brant Daugherty excitedly texting in Merry Kissmas (2015), shot from a suspiciously low angle that makes him look like he's taking a dick pic.
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM