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I got in a car chase today with about 15 cows, so this news could not have come at a worse time.
January 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Nice that the 2nd pic shows Earth for scale.
The state of Maryland announces plans to build a new Sphere venue in National Harbor, near Washington, DC investor.sphereentertainmentco.com/press-releas...
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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The Spring 2026 NASSP Social Philosophy Workshop is about to kick off and we still have a few open slots for presenters this semester! (@nassp.bsky.social)

For info (and to join the listserv):
www.northamericansocietyforsocialphilosophy.org/social-philo...
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I want to share what I wrote to my congresspeople today, in hopes that it may help others find the words. Feel free to borrow and adapt this language (knowing that their offices likely detect form letters and that original language is best):
January 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
remember, folks:

If your Scott is Adams, Disgraced Dilbert Creator.
If your Adam is Scott, your day'll be greater.
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you can, text your dad. He's processing a lot of new information right now.
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The first week of the term, my college has something called "Dean of the Dark." It's a dean who's near a phone from 6-9 p.m.
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The distance between the bishop's words and what often passes for protecting the vulnerable could not be more stark. It's not an offer of violence or performative bluster. Just calm preparation to take the suffering meant for another person upon yourself. May we all be so brave when the time comes.
“I have asked the clergy of the diocese to make sure their affairs are in order and they have written their wills.,not the time for statements. It is time to put our bodies between the powers of this world and the most vulnerable”. Rob Hirschfeld, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
The perfect purse doesn't exi-
January 9, 2026 at 6:16 AM
(courageous lib voice) ICE, you don't have to live this way. Pokémon go home to your families.
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
putting the ill in syllabus in a sick cool way
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm about to start baking an elaborate cake but *not* in that SNL sketch way.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Our nation displays such a callous disregard for life. We cannot accept it in any of its forms. Not for immigrants. Not for Palestine. Not for protestors or politicians. Not for people of any gender or race or nationality. Radical love of the stranger is not a luxury. It is our daily bread.
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
In addition to the cowardice and other moral issues here, I also sometimes wonder what the people involved think we teach when we teach, say, Plato. That he was correct? That his claims and arguments aren't subject to serious scrutiny?
From an email to one of our faculty members....

Not even Plato can escape censorship at Texas A&M!
January 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Coining the term epistemic illocutionary injustice, immediately getting tenure.
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Bowling Alone but it's about how people used to eat soup together.
January 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Apparently Facebook has AI group "members" now. I think the idea is to build community by posing uninteresting questions with obviously false presuppositions, thereby galvanizing group members against them.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
there's this leaf outside that has way more wind than anyone else
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
he's the man that a plan a canal panama
"poor tyler loop" is "pool rely troop" spelled backwards
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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The boys have never been less back in town.
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
(stop hitting yourself voice) stop tapping the sign
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Sharks, we're Gramp Stamp, and we're seeking a 10% investment in our company.
Your move, Walgreens.
January 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Free business idea: lidocaine patches that come pre-printed with a lower back tattoo.
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I call my manuscripts "ms" because their marital status does not define them.
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 AM