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Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
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Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 18h
People are such utter cunts aren’t they?
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20h
Did mine in three today, lads
a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband
ALT: a man in a suit is being touched by a woman in a headband
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 20h
We all thought nuclear war would be the end of humanity, instead we're just going to hollow ourselves out by subcontracting anything that remotely makes us who we are to a fucking machine, which will then use all the water and kill us anyway. Mad times.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder
Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 21h
Possessing the cake; and also consuming it.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21h
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon. upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 21h
Superb cat.
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scarey @whistlingspy.bsky.social · 1d
I genuinely don’t think they realise there’s a cost of living crisis. What the fuck is this??
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d
Good enough for the baby-raping cunt anyway.
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The Sun @thesun.co.uk · 1d
BREAKING: Lostprophets’ paedo Ian Watkins stabbed to death by con in frenzied jail attack
Lostprophets’ paedo Ian Watkins stabbed to death by con in jail attack
PAEDO rocker star Ian Watkins has been murdered in jail in a brutal knife attack by another con. The ex-Lostprophets frontman was ambushed and had his throat slashed after inmates were unlocked fro…
www.thesun.co.uk
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d
This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d
Yes, much <removes glasses> food for thought.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2d
The president says there are very few stores left in Portland, Oregon, and the ones that are left are made of plywood.

I know we’re numb to this, but in any other time he’d have been removed by the 25th Amendment by now
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d
Every day he melts a little more. And he was a preening malignant narcissist to start with.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2d
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d
The Trump administration is REALLY allowing Qatar to build an air base in the US after they did a $5.5 billion golf resort deal with Trump and gave him a jet.

MAGA can take their ‘America First’ flags and wipe their asses with them. He is Trump First, and you are suckers.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d
Big plot twist. This series is keeping us on our toes.
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"spooky sukkot" daniel s. @self.agency · 2d
The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, Maria Corina Machado, has praised Donald Trump as a "visionary" and approves of his military attacks on Venezuelan civilians
Nobel Peace Prize winner hailed Trump as ‘visionary’ just days before her victory
Maria Corina Machado was given the award for promoting democracy in Venezuela and says that the US president is the country’s best chance for regime change
www.independent.co.uk
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d
No idea what you could mean, m8.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d
👀
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Reuters @reuters.com · 2d
'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
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Davenant 📸 @marcdavenant.bsky.social · 2d
She asset-stripped an entire country and squandered the money to buy votes. Most of the problems with Britain today can be traced back to her disastrous social and economic experiment.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 3d
Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge? | Martin Kettle
Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge? | Martin Kettle
Today’s politicians need to learn that she is not the answer to contemporary problems, says Guardian columnist Martin Kettle
www.theguardian.com
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d
One of my favourites. It's superb.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d
Nah, Louise was out for the night so I got into a sesh early (and I had a quiet afternoon at work so 👀👀👀)
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d
Right up my street, this.
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The Playlist @theplaylist.bsky.social · 3d
‘Death By Lightning’ Trailer: Matthew MacFadyen, Michael Shannon, Betty Gilpin & More Star In New Historical Political Thriller
‘Death By Lightning’ Trailer: Matthew MacFadyen, Michael Shannon, Betty Gilpin & More Star In New Historical Political Thriller
What makes one man kill another? “Death by Lightning” follows the paths of two distinct individuals: President James Garfield and Charles Guiteau. This anticipated Netflix limited series shows how Giteau transformed from Garfield’s greatest admirer into his assassin. Their different stories uniquely intertwine to create one of history’s most fascinating events. READ MORE: Fall 2025 TV Preview: 45 Series To Watch The upcoming series is helmed by creator, writer, and executive producer Mike Makowsky. Continue reading ‘Death By Lightning’ Trailer: Matthew MacFadyen, Michael Shannon, Betty Gilpin & More Star In New Historical Political Thriller at The Playlist.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d
Trump is a twisted, demented narcissist, but this guy Miller is a full-throttle psychopath.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 3d
Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
Stephen Miller views the air strikes as an opportunity to paint immigrants as a dangerous menace, according to one of the White House officials.
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d
Watched two brilliant films (Killer of Sheep / C’Mon C’Mon) and one sound (The Old Man & The Gun) one today. Always gratifying to nail the hat trick, but especially so on a weekday ✊🏻
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 3d
Brett Kavanaugh: “The Govt sometimes makes brief investigative stops …”
Kavanaugh concurrence
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 3d
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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d
“I advise you not to listen to anything I say because I am a proven fuckwit.”
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 3d
Rishi Sunak takes advisory roles with Microsoft and AI firm Anthropic
Rishi Sunak takes advisory roles with Microsoft and AI firm Anthropic
Former UK prime minister told post-ministerial jobs watchdog roles would not involve lobbying or UK policy influence Rishi Sunak has been appointed as a senior adviser by the US technology companies Microsoft and Anthropic. The former British prime minister’s pair of new jobs emerged on Thursday in letters published by Westminster’s office of the Advisory Committee on Business Appointments (Acoba). They add to his roles as a senior adviser to Goldman Sachs International, the investment bank, and speechmaker to investment firms including Bain Capital and Makena Capital in the US, which have netted him over £150,000 a talk. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
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