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@isheoughtto.bsky.social

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~ceci n'est pas une pipsqueak~ if you can't handle me at my "pervert commie jerkwad" you don't deserve me at my "dorky kidfur otterpup" (and vice versa) he/him frequently NSFW - cw: incest, ageplay, student/teacher - grownup irl and u should be too

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 2h

amazing

Simpley Thom. 🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 2h

www.bbc.com/news/article...

"Saying you're 'buying a house in New Zealand' is kind of a wink, wink, say no more," Reid Hoffman previously said. The same presumably goes for bunkers.

But there's a distinctly human flaw.

I once met a former bodyguard of one billionaire with his own "bunker", who told me his security team's first priority, if this really did happen, would be to eliminate said boss and get in the bunker themselves. And he didn't seem to be joking.

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 2h

named after the techbro dictator from aeon flux

yeah checks out

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 16h

mcdonal is doing the monopoly thing again and if you didn't know, it's considered a sweepstakes which means they need what's called an "alternative method of entry" for people who don't want to pay. you can request free game pieces (which occasionally are free food) 5 times per day here

Alternate Method of Entry || Get Started

Monopoly Game at McDonald's

amoe.playatmcd.com

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 11h

antifa built a potemkin portland to hide the apocalyptic truth from our secretary of domestic war

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 12h

least of that book's many sins tbh

objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 12h

ready player one convinced everyone it was nerd canon

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 12h

every single sports anime is about dicks and cocks and frotting

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 12h

it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 12h

"maybe a truly shocking number of kids are being sexually traumatized by their close family"

*crickets*

"...or, uh, so they IMAGINED, uh, because really... aaaaaall kids harbor filthy desires that must be repressed for their own good and the good of society?"

*clapping and hooting and hollering*

objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 12h

me anytime anything

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 14h

these people are stealing from you and laughing at you

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✨🐰 ➡️ MFF ➡️ Furnal @emmbunn.bsky.social · 1d

#bunnart

sketch of a figure caught between two larger figures embracing. They look as if theyre falling asleep under a comfy duvet. Text reads: oh, to be between a softer and a softer place

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JAN ✨ @bearafterall.bsky.social · 1d

dad moment

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 15h

woaw thats delulu

Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 17h

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 17h

this seems ok

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 18h

fucking WOOF

Scoop: Dominion Voting sold to company run by ex-GOP election official

Dominion is one of the biggest election equipment providers and was used by 27 states during the 2024 election.

www.axios.com

objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 17h

"Are We Cool Yet?" coded

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Jeet Heer @jeetheer.bsky.social · 1d

The GOP caved. The Dems caved. Wall Street caved. Big Law caved. The Ivy League universities caved. The DOJ caved. The FBI caved. The media caved. At America's moment of crisis, the only ones who stood strong against tyranny were the furries.

competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 5d

wizard frog is insane

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 17h

everyone projecting "sorry you think your daddy is strong but hes not hes weak and bad"

similar pattern to how trumpists say "biden did bad shit" like its an own on me

except hasan didnt even do the thing lmao

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fins @fins.bsky.social · 21h

Hispanic friend recently said 'every white supremacist thinks all other white people are just sleepers waiting to be activated' and that's gonna stick with me for a bit

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 20h

i earnestly believe 50% those are straight up robots but doesnt explain the rest of them

objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 20h

and thats reinforced by the community when someone DOES push back in public and gets the record-scratch react and only supported in backchannels

"i didnt wanna say anything but youre so right" but all anyone else sees is Zero Support for standing up to dickheads

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 20h

the big authority is only needed because "nice" community members do not feel "entitled" to make their discomfort "other peoples' problem" by publicly complaining

but as soon as the air clears and someone starts backchanneling "actually user XYZ is really unpleasant" it floods out like a burst pipe

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 20h

"nice" people seem to have no concept of positive conflict

so if your space doesnt have a weird aggro-mode do-gooder in it, the collective will default to Not Make Noise Or Complain To Prove To Everyone Else Im Nice and they all jim-office-face eachother while nazis high five and shit on the floor

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 21h

Bluesky remains the platform where I can undercut my own point by saying it’s kind of dumb out the gate and then spend several posts clarifying and several more in conversation with others calmly discussing it and still get dumbass scold QTs like this

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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 21h

"hes violently trained her never to leave the cot" refuted by watching any previous stream where she just walks around

some of you would pay your mysteriously imprisoned nephew's bail with 500 dollar vbucks cards over the phone

objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 1d

people really think hasan shocks his dog whenever she moves from the cot

the guy who streams like 7-8 hours a day and the dog who is on screen for much of that time

the most on-camera guy in existence has trained his dog to be furniture with a shock button on his desk

that we never saw till now
?

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