H. John Betjeman
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H. John Betjeman
@ivortossell.bsky.social
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More a Pottersville kind of guy
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The toilet is right next to a giant window that appears to have no blinds
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
@jm-mcgrath.bsky.social Did you see Jerry O’Connell in the crowd?
If you run a pitcher up to 200 you get an extra life
“but I’m just the Zamboni driver!”
I have revised my opinion of ohtani to: brat
you never thought you’d play in a world series
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OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES
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I know this fascist shit is doomed when I see late 50s and early 60s white guys in their Costco Shopping Finest screaming ‘fuck you’ in DHS officers’ faces
Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
Why are senior administration officials moving their living quarters to guarded military bases? Why is it so hard to stack bowls the right way in the dishwasher?
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
It pains me to report that Patrick has taken out life insurance
There were years there in the twitter heydey where questioning LRT as a modality was a serious partisan offense
Baseball day or horrors day? *checks desk calendar

Ah, horrors
*throws open window* You there, boy! How about them jays?
there are a lot of body parts in that trailer
Point being literally ANY of us could be pitching the world series this time next year, you absolutely just don't know.
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!