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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1h

Why are senior administration officials moving their living quarters to guarded military bases? Why is it so hard to stack bowls the right way in the dishwasher?

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 1h

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 17h

It pains me to report that Patrick has taken out life insurance

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 18h

A solid recommendation!

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

There were years there in the twitter heydey where questioning LRT as a modality was a serious partisan offense

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

Baseball day or horrors day? *checks desk calendar

Ah, horrors

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

*throws open window* You there, boy! How about them jays?

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

there are a lot of body parts in that trailer

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

Point being literally ANY of us could be pitching the world series this time next year, you absolutely just don't know.

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Shannon Hale @shannonhale.bsky.social · 1d

I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

dipshits?

nyt hed: "a nazy tattoo exposes democrats' greatest weakness"

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Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 2d

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

So Yesavage, being a rookie, played his first major league game in SEPTEMBER. He spent most of the year in the minors. This very May he was he was playing in this ballpark in Vancouver.

A little ballpark with middling attendance. It is surrounded by pine trees. There’s a canvas tent in the corner.

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

Trey Yesavage for Employee of the Month!

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

the sign! the salad!

H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

still should have a dome in it. The real ones do

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

take that, mighty casey

H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

you first

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

constant as the northern star

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

No idea if this is a Bad Opinion in baseball circles but Dodgers Stadium is very beautiful to look at.

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

Death by yaketty sax in LA

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

it’s not like it’s the world series

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

sports pope

Nick Veronica @nickveronica.bsky.social · 1d

This is a real: Pope Leo XIV was gifted a Buffalo Bills jersey.

The Diocese of Buffalo said Bishop Fisher met with the Pope on Monday to discuss the ongoing bankruptcy filing, among other issues.

Pope Leo was said to have "expressed his gratitude for this symbol of hometown pride." #billsmafia

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H. John Betjeman @ivortossell.bsky.social · 1d

I was expecting his next pitch to come right through the TV at me

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 2d

We live in a country where the media is focused more on who a Democratic mayoral candidate defines as his ‘aunt’ than on the DHS Twitter account putting out white nationalist propaganda and replying to Nazis online.

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