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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️

@jacki.bsky.social

3.2K followers 1.1K following 8.4K posts

Queen of the Harpies. 40-something who likes classic rock and has a noticeable swearing problem. White Sox Bluesky standard-bearer. Baseball and Dr Pepper.

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13h

wat

Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 13h

This guy is fucking killing me lol

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👻 Eastern European hard candy 👻 @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 13h

I don't know what you think that is, but if you look at the negative space it's clearly two Jay Lenos about to kiss

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13h

Woah oh OH oh
Oh oh OH oh

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13h

wat

CB⚾️ Baseball Highlights @badgerbaseball.bsky.social · 14h

….is that

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13h

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Hey Lover

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13h

Bet

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 13h

Me and one other person at minimum karaoke banger

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Don't Let Go (Love)

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 14h

It’s hard to go back to game ones after those game fives so they’d better give me game sevens

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 16h

I’m afraid to post it bc yall are the best kind of snobs but I grilled a steak for the first time today and I’m pretty proud of it

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 16h

Get the ice cream bar version. It’s life changing

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

Weirder still is that it gets back on track when someone says Hitch came out 20 years ago.

“I’d believe it.”

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

I haven’t heard someone call someone else a weenie in a really long time

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right-- no, the duty-- to make a complete ass of myself!

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 17h

But, a perfect summation

jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 19h

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Spotify – Web Player

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jacki, of the zombie variety 🧟‍♀️ @jacki.bsky.social · 20h

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We're Only Gonna Die

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 22h

New levels of hell: just got an email from our local AYSO cancelling today’s youth soccer games because ICE is at the Home Depot across from the soccer fields at James Park in Evanston.