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Queen of the Harpies.

40-something who likes classic rock and has a noticeable swearing problem. White Sox Bluesky standard-bearer. Never proofreads.

Baseball and Dr Pepper.
Wes (and Willie P) will remind you that 5’11” is actually the ideal height :)
just say you're 5'11"

sincerely, a person who is actually 5'11 and 1/2
6'0" person here. People always wanna break out the tape when they ask me how tall I am, and I tell them I'm exactly 6'0" "nUh uH! yOu'Re 5'11!" THEN WHY'D YOU £UCKIN ASK?😡
January 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Just landed in Minnesota for tomorrow's game. At MSP airport, they had a dog that was just there to be petted. That was his only job. He was very good at it.

We need more freely pettable dogs and fewer untrained and unrestrained masked thugs who are beholden to neither law nor basic humanity.
January 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Yes!!
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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is this about Whiskey Fridays
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
This is a sad reality to accept, but OP is correct in stating it.
You’ll feel less confused if you admit to yourself that some people don’t care about the suffering of others, and some people like it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It’s only 9:00 and the sports are over
a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper
Alt: Bored chimp
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Caleb would have done it.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Oh what a crappy way to lose 😬
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
My other Chico pilled take is that I want the Rams to win, bc he used to say that if you’re gonna get beat, you wanna get beat by the best team, not just the team who is gonna be eliminated themselves the following week.
(This is an extremely Chico pilled take. I am my fathers daughter)
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My goody two shoes sports take is I think you should still stay nice and polite to everyone no matter what

If you wanna shut someone up, do it by being better than they are.
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ooooh they’re fighting
two women eating popcorn while wearing 3d glasses in a theater
Alt: Tina get and Amy poleher eating popcorn
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
*And* he beat the guy who was *just* called for taunting on that catch?! Thats kind of delightful
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We are in whatever the opposite of the dog days of summer are
January 26, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Bluesky has reached “timeline spoils the play before it happens on my television” level

truly the app for sports, many people are saying it
The Council of Coopers approves
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
FWIW that’s why outfielders are taught to turn around and run while tracking a ball instead of backpedaling
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Oh my gosh that poor guy tripped
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This game needs more Bear
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
OK, the streak of not missing a workout (5x/week routine) has finally ended.

I lasted 22 consecutive weeks.

This week, the family and I had lots of obligations, and I only got 4 workouts in.

So tomorrow, a new streak begins. 💪
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The trip was a nightmare, but the party was fun.

Happy Birthday, Bean!
January 25, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Our government's atrocities are bringing together Bears fans and Packers fans.
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM