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Poor Righteous Teacher

@brothaskeeper.bsky.social

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Queen City dweller. Mellow kind of feller. Coalescing the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. Full-Time Educator, Part-Time Illustrator. Erstwhile Jeopardy Contestant. #forevertothee 🤙🏾 #RISEUP ♓️

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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · Nov 15

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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

I haven't phone phukt since Dubya's first term.

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

"It's the best $89 you'll ever spend!"

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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

I beg your finest pardon, but that's Strangé.

Duvet is an entrance hall in a house or apartment.

Bianca @biancabluesky.blacksky.app · 3h

No no no. That’s Boulé.

Duvet is the perfume Grace Jones was promoting in Boomerang.

Thot Leedurr @docdre.distributedblackness.net · 3h

No kinfolk that’s flambé.

Duvet is the convention held every two years by the Black Greek sorority wearing pink and green

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

(I sang that)

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

Giants look like a whole new team.

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

I should not be seeing Christmas commercials in early October😕

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 3h

Baby, that's passé.

Duvet is that li'l fine woman that useta dance and sing in a tuxedo but now she's an actress.

Fel Votives 🧡🐦‍⬛ @felvotives.bsky.social · 4h

listen listen, you’re thinking of patê.

Duvet is when you say something outdated, no longer in style.

🫩 @blackatit.bsky.social · 4h

Fam. Come on. That’s a bidet

A duvet is a creamy savory paste usually made from finely ground seasoned vegetables and meats.

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 4h

I can still make it! I just gotta cut corners. Might have to switch up my mode of transpo....

a man is laying on top of a raft in the ocean

ALT: a man is laying on top of a raft in the ocean

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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 4h

Yes!

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 4h

90s action movies are unmatched.

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 4h

My friend, you're thinking about touché.

A duvet is when a projectile rebounds one or more times off a surface, or the title of a 1991 film starring Denzel Washington.

👑 TheKWCBlog 👑 @thekwcblog.blacksky.app · 4h

No love, that’s crème brûlée.

A duvet is the word you use when acknowledging a clever point.

Alex Mack 10 🇯🇲 @chillarybanks.com · 4h

Honey, that’s a toupée.

A duvet is a rich custard, topped with caramelized sugar (caramelized with a torch.)

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👑 TheKWCBlog 👑 @thekwcblog.blacksky.app · 4h

No love, that’s crème brûlée.

A duvet is the word you use when acknowledging a clever point.

Alex Mack 10 🇯🇲 @chillarybanks.com · 4h

Honey, that’s a toupée.

A duvet is a rich custard, topped with caramelized sugar (caramelized with a torch.)

Haystack West 🤠 @go-los.blacksky.app · 4h

You’re thinking bouquet.

A duvet is a fake hair piece for balding old men.

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Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 4h

I feel like the show's producers saw an opportunity to create mess and set him and KB up for failure. He needs to go see the lady before he can entertain the idea of having a romantic relationship, because if I see that nigga cry one more gotdamn time, ISTG🙄

Poor Righteous Teacher @brothaskeeper.bsky.social · 4h

I almost went in on ole boy, but s/o to @deelo502.bsky.social for educating me on a condition called Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria, which causes a person to be hyperaware of perceived negative feedback, overreact to small criticisms, and lack the ability to cope with social situations.