Alston James
@alstonjames88.bsky.social
Half logic, half chaos. Always somewhere between a deep thought and a bad joke.
The black ranger crawled so Caleb McLaughlin can walk 😂 #strangerthings
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The black ranger crawled so Caleb McLaughlin can walk 😂 #strangerthings
As you should! VIP treatment comes with a private lounge and all-inclusive affection package 😏
Ummmm yes I want special treatment if we talking, tf? I’m exclusive, a vip experience, treat me nice
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
As you should! VIP treatment comes with a private lounge and all-inclusive affection package 😏
You're not lazy. The system is broken.
No one should need 3 jobs to live.
No one should need 3 jobs to live.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You're not lazy. The system is broken.
No one should need 3 jobs to live.
No one should need 3 jobs to live.
Whats an anime that makes you say “What the heck was the author smoking when he wrote this?” for me it's c
Chainsaw man
Chainsaw man
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Whats an anime that makes you say “What the heck was the author smoking when he wrote this?” for me it's c
Chainsaw man
Chainsaw man
Chuckles in absence of quality control
*having conversations with the kid & realizing that he thinks hots dogs are made from actual dogs*
a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee with #schitts creek written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Chuckles in absence of quality control
Moving on from someone you saw your whole future with is not easy..
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Moving on from someone you saw your whole future with is not easy..
walking away from a relationship you truly wanted to work really screws you up
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
walking away from a relationship you truly wanted to work really screws you up
I’m only soft for you once, you mess that up ima a act like future
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m only soft for you once, you mess that up ima a act like future
Why do so many men skip full STD checkups every 3–6 months? I’m a single heterosexual man and get tested 3–4 times a year. Before any unprotected sex, I ask to see recent results, same way I show mine.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why do so many men skip full STD checkups every 3–6 months? I’m a single heterosexual man and get tested 3–4 times a year. Before any unprotected sex, I ask to see recent results, same way I show mine.
Yes,no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question.
Serious question is that Kim or Kris?
The air is brushed 😮💨 Whew 🤌🏽
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yes,no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question.
I get you. My first freaky girl had me shook for days,I thought I was the freak till she showed me levels I wasn’t ready for 😳
All the fellas call themselves freaky until Miss FREAK steps in the room.
a man wearing glasses and a black jacket with the number 2 in the corner
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black jacket with the number 2 in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I get you. My first freaky girl had me shook for days,I thought I was the freak till she showed me levels I wasn’t ready for 😳
Killmonger, his pain made sense, even if his methods didn’t.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Killmonger, his pain made sense, even if his methods didn’t.
Today we remember Kevin Conroy, one of the best to ever portray Batman, who passed away on this day 3 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today we remember Kevin Conroy, one of the best to ever portray Batman, who passed away on this day 3 years ago
Greek Mythology needs more live action movies. I'm tired of re-watching Percy Jackson, and the Titans movies.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Greek Mythology needs more live action movies. I'm tired of re-watching Percy Jackson, and the Titans movies.
Only if you enjoy getting love-bombed, ghosted, and gaslit by people who think accountability is a personality flaw.
Should I try dating apps?
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Only if you enjoy getting love-bombed, ghosted, and gaslit by people who think accountability is a personality flaw.
Shout out to my boy Starscream!!!
Soon as we catch Megatron slipping we taking Over!!! 😎
Soon as we catch Megatron slipping we taking Over!!! 😎
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Shout out to my boy Starscream!!!
Soon as we catch Megatron slipping we taking Over!!! 😎
Soon as we catch Megatron slipping we taking Over!!! 😎
How it felt liking anime before the great shift
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
How it felt liking anime before the great shift
I understand his actions
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I understand his actions
Mashed
scalloped potatoes or mashed potatoes
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mashed
Rum
whiskey or rum
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Rum
I dont think "hot wife" means what you think it does but I do wish a happy easy stress free life on every black woman on the timeline. The rest of yall can figure it out
Thats also why I just dont need to be having kids. I can manage myself because I was forced to. I cant do it all again with a kid. I just cant. All I want is to be a hot wife and live a happy life with a husband
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I dont think "hot wife" means what you think it does but I do wish a happy easy stress free life on every black woman on the timeline. The rest of yall can figure it out
And then, when the skyline needed him most, Keithal Weapon vanished.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And then, when the skyline needed him most, Keithal Weapon vanished.
Why must a whole gender be deprived of a good day just ’cause he missed him? I still want you to have a great day though 😏
good day to women & women only 🥳
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Why must a whole gender be deprived of a good day just ’cause he missed him? I still want you to have a great day though 😏
For those who doubted me, thank you ,you made me work harder.
For the ones who believed, you kept me grounded.
And for her, you made me want to be better, every day.
For the ones who believed, you kept me grounded.
And for her, you made me want to be better, every day.
If you wrote a book, what would your dedication say?
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For those who doubted me, thank you ,you made me work harder.
For the ones who believed, you kept me grounded.
And for her, you made me want to be better, every day.
For the ones who believed, you kept me grounded.
And for her, you made me want to be better, every day.