Kyle Thele
@thele.bsky.social
SB Nation, Vox Media Union. Formerly Chicago Sun-Times/Chicago Bears
Whatever happened to the plane in that movie?
This should always be referred to as Con Air.
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Whatever happened to the plane in that movie?
Apple has done some truly shitty things of late. But whatever programmer developed the rotating background pictures for iPhones needs a promotions. It genuinely makes me smile every hour when I see the new picture.
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Apple has done some truly shitty things of late. But whatever programmer developed the rotating background pictures for iPhones needs a promotions. It genuinely makes me smile every hour when I see the new picture.
This was a worse loss than the one to Minnesota. They just got out hustled and out worked.
MSU coach Tom Izzo calls it "a good, ol' fashioned ass kicking."
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This was a worse loss than the one to Minnesota. They just got out hustled and out worked.
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. @blazersedge.bsky.social night is one of the coolest things anyone at SBN has ever done. If you have the means and can donate a ticket to help a kid see their first NBA game, you can do so here. Even just $20 can give a kid a lifelong memory:
www.blazersedge.com/trail-blazer...
www.blazersedge.com/trail-blazer...
Emergency Notice on Blazer’s Edge Night
Time is almost done and requests are unfulfilled.
www.blazersedge.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
. @blazersedge.bsky.social night is one of the coolest things anyone at SBN has ever done. If you have the means and can donate a ticket to help a kid see their first NBA game, you can do so here. Even just $20 can give a kid a lifelong memory:
www.blazersedge.com/trail-blazer...
www.blazersedge.com/trail-blazer...
David Hasselhoff
all we've got is fuckass wolf blitzer
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
David Hasselhoff
I love Jase Richardson, but he wasn't the best dunker on his college team. He probably wasn't the second best either. What are we doing here?
Dunks:
TREY MURPHY: 80
Jaxson Hayes: 72
Keshad Johnson: 9
Carter Bryant: 7
Jase Richardson: 4
3PTMs:
Donovan Mitchell: 183
Kon Knueppel: 179
Tyrese Maxey: 171
TREY MURPHY: 166
Jamal Murray: 157
Norman Powell: 130
Bobby Portis: 94
Devin Booker: 71
Damian Lillard: 0
TREY MURPHY: 80
Jaxson Hayes: 72
Keshad Johnson: 9
Carter Bryant: 7
Jase Richardson: 4
3PTMs:
Donovan Mitchell: 183
Kon Knueppel: 179
Tyrese Maxey: 171
TREY MURPHY: 166
Jamal Murray: 157
Norman Powell: 130
Bobby Portis: 94
Devin Booker: 71
Damian Lillard: 0
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I love Jase Richardson, but he wasn't the best dunker on his college team. He probably wasn't the second best either. What are we doing here?
Rodger is doing the lord's work, this is fantastic
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Rodger is doing the lord's work, this is fantastic
That’s not how any of this works. Go back to your cell, pedophile.
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
That’s not how any of this works. Go back to your cell, pedophile.
Seeing Kenneth Walker III winning the Super Bowl MVP is so cool
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Seeing Kenneth Walker III winning the Super Bowl MVP is so cool
I hate that this is where my brain went too
Your Ring camera can scam passing dogs and compare them to databases of missing dogs and that’s heartwarming and there are absolutely no sinister implications that’s why the guy in the button-down and Dockers is soothing
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I hate that this is where my brain went too
This Super Bowl would be way more exciting with more Caleb Williams.
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
This Super Bowl would be way more exciting with more Caleb Williams.
Was my 4yo yelling about how the Bears should be playing in this game? Yes, yes he was.
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Was my 4yo yelling about how the Bears should be playing in this game? Yes, yes he was.
Illini fans complaining about officiating, a tale as old as time.
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Illini fans complaining about officiating, a tale as old as time.
I have a really annoying head cold right now. Tons of sinus pressure. My 7-month pregnant wife just said “I’m so uncomfortable!” And I almost replied with “me too.”
Not today Satan.
Not today Satan.
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I have a really annoying head cold right now. Tons of sinus pressure. My 7-month pregnant wife just said “I’m so uncomfortable!” And I almost replied with “me too.”
Not today Satan.
Not today Satan.
Oreos double stuff, Keebler EL Fudge, Thin Mints, Chips Ahoy Chunky
What's your Mt. Rushmore of packaged cookies? (No homemade or bakery)
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Oreos double stuff, Keebler EL Fudge, Thin Mints, Chips Ahoy Chunky
Michigan has an insane amount of talent, but continue to act like the most UM team ever.
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Michigan has an insane amount of talent, but continue to act like the most UM team ever.
Would love to see Antwaan Randle El get promoted to OC after this.
NEWS: The Ravens are hiring Bears offensive coordinator Declan Doyle to be their offensive coordinator, per source.
Doyle will call plays in Baltimore on Jesse Minter’s staff.
Doyle will call plays in Baltimore on Jesse Minter’s staff.
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Would love to see Antwaan Randle El get promoted to OC after this.
I get the joke, but I’ll take every part of the Bears past/present over the Falcons.
Everyone seems to think this is a good hire so I will overlook the stink of Bears he brings www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/fal...
Falcons hiring Ian Cunningham as GM: Matt Ryan tabs popular candidate to complete braintrust
The general manager role in Atlanta is like most other GM gigs across the league with one exception.
www.cbssports.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I get the joke, but I’ll take every part of the Bears past/present over the Falcons.
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
This is especially true for younger players. Team PR reps will cast a player out if they don't hold the company line. Which means for a lot of guys their access to endorsements is gone.
I keep thinking about Wemby saying that team PR told him to shut up and not decry the ICE murders in Minneapolis. I don’t think he did it consciously, but he was breaking some serious omertà. Jocks have told me for years about political pressure from team PR but they never talk about it publicly.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is especially true for younger players. Team PR reps will cast a player out if they don't hold the company line. Which means for a lot of guys their access to endorsements is gone.
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In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
It would be so much fun if DePaul was good at basketball.
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
It would be so much fun if DePaul was good at basketball.
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BREAKING: I wrote a children's book!
It's about a little boy's first trip to Wrigley Field/the bleachers to watch the Cubs.
And it prepares them for everything they'll see, feel...smell, and more! I hope you like it!
Pre-order here:
Amazon: amzn.to/3Z0WQQC
Barnes & Noble: bit.ly/4qM7d75
It's about a little boy's first trip to Wrigley Field/the bleachers to watch the Cubs.
And it prepares them for everything they'll see, feel...smell, and more! I hope you like it!
Pre-order here:
Amazon: amzn.to/3Z0WQQC
Barnes & Noble: bit.ly/4qM7d75
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
BREAKING: I wrote a children's book!
It's about a little boy's first trip to Wrigley Field/the bleachers to watch the Cubs.
And it prepares them for everything they'll see, feel...smell, and more! I hope you like it!
Pre-order here:
Amazon: amzn.to/3Z0WQQC
Barnes & Noble: bit.ly/4qM7d75
It's about a little boy's first trip to Wrigley Field/the bleachers to watch the Cubs.
And it prepares them for everything they'll see, feel...smell, and more! I hope you like it!
Pre-order here:
Amazon: amzn.to/3Z0WQQC
Barnes & Noble: bit.ly/4qM7d75
For a second, did I think Titus Andromedon caught a stray? Yes, yes I did.
New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
For a second, did I think Titus Andromedon caught a stray? Yes, yes I did.