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Jalapeño Overdrive

@jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social

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Middle aged ethical edgelord and registered 'world's deadliest MILF'. Just because I play Virtua Fighter doesn't mean I'm any good at it. (I play other fighting games too sometimes) I have hella ADHD, be warned. She/Her. Avatar By @crossmirage.bsky.social

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Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · Oct 11

It is not enough that minors do not interact with me; they must cease to exist when around me.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 1h

Who wants to give me a few bucks to get a pizza tonight?

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 1h

I used to have an epilator. End of post.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 1h

Something that you're told is extremely popular, but you don't know anybody who actually gives a shit about it?

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self crit hulk @forpush.bsky.social · 2h

everyone who wrote for gaming magazines in the 90s should go to jail

a scan of a gaming magazine article about Street Fighter Alpha with the header "and finally, Sakura. Don't even think about it... it's illegal"

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 1h

And that's exactly why I'm going to teach myself how to spray venom out of my mouth at assailants.

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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 2h

just thinking about how when one of my friends was about to be homeless the Salvation Army basically told him to fuck off because he wasn't in enough trouble to need their help yet. few charities hate the vulnerable more than Salvation Army

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3h

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 2h

Get you a girl who can do both.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 3h

This is half of everyone on my friends list on discord.

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Raven Paine @ravenpaine.bsky.social · 4h

my friend just shared this with me

Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 3h

The moral of Jurassic Park is that lesbians can reproduce if they try hard enough.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 6h

Same.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 6h

You're welcome!

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 6h

Happy Fat Girl Fsaturday!

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 6h

I don't know, I got too much hair for hats.

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 13h

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 6h

Today hello.

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Lainwithtea @lainwithtea.has.fish · 6h

"I love being a trans woman in October! There's so many fun things to do and see!"

The Accursed Orange Squash In Walmart:

A pumpkin with Neko Arcs Face from a Maleship advert

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Nov 10

i still die laughing at this real canadian oil and gas lobby ad

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 18h

Riddle me this, Batman! If a catboy and a dogboy have sex, what species would the resulting baby be?

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 19h

🫵 Woodland frolicker.

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Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · Aug 24

Would you please be so kind as to lend me your soul?

Hey! That's the girl with the horns and they graying hair! She has on some eyeliner and holding her hand up like claws.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 20h

This is exactly why they made you get your parents to sign those permission slips.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 20h

He been huntin' for wieners...

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 20h

I gotta bully my girlfriend more.

Jalapeño Overdrive @jalapenooverdrive.bsky.social · 1d

You still got it, you still got the juice.