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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · Mar 21

🐟FISH GAMING🐟

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 4m

Too many horror comedies in a row for my horror movie month list. Time to remember fear once more.

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 2h

I thought this was viral marketing for a new Resident Evil, but no it's a real third-party nootropics wholesaler running with the Umbrella branding.

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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 1h

But I also understand the frustration…

Cause people using AI to tell them what to make for dinner is wild. Get a cookbook, hoe.

TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 2h

Then there’s some people that don’t even know how to tell what’s ai and what isn’t on top of the fact that it’s getting harder to spot at first. My dad sends me at least one ai video a month and he doesn’t know til I tell him. He’s 50.

He knows I don’t f with it and he’s not doing it on purpose.

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Todd Ciolek @kidfenris.bsky.social · 10h

So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.

Argath aka Algus yells "Animals have no God!!" like a jerk. The original translation of Final Fantasy Tactics is notoriously rough, but I always liked how blunt this line was.

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 2h

Hulk's Scared Straight Program

A captive Russian soldier says "Stay Back! Do not harm us! We are your prisoners!"

Hulk, one hand on his teen sidekick Rick Jones shoulder, points and yells "TAKE OFF ALL YOUR BELTS!" at the soldiers

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 2h

They're prototyping the Luigi Crystal Crucifixion missiles on the Hulk.

A robot hulk with its arms outstretched flies through the air and gets shot with an Iceberg Missile crystalizing it in the Crucifixion pose instantly

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Psychotronic Fanzine @fanzine.bsky.social · 2h

Both Marvel and DC higher ups saying this plainly this week is pretty good to see

Comicsbeat @comicsbeat.bsky.social · 3h

NYCC ’25: Cebulski says “we don’t condone AI in the Marvel Comics division”

Marvel editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski spoke against AI at New York Comic Con, stating that Marvel does not and will not use it.

NYCC ’25: Cebulski says “we don’t condone AI in the Marvel Comics division”

Marvel editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski spoke against AI at New York Comic Con, stating that Marvel does not and will not use it.

www.comicsbeat.com

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 2h

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 3h

Halftime Heat ... 2!!!

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 3h

Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 3h

No, she's an unc

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HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com · 4h

Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986) - 0:03:30
Dir. Jeff Krulik, John Heyn
Runtime 17 minutes
🚬 x 30, or one cigarette every 0.57 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/heavy-metal-parking-lot/

A cigarette from Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986) - 0:03:30

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Dark and Wondrous - it's in the trees! it's coming! @darkandwondrous.bsky.social · 8d

As October begins, we contemplate how the sea wind had its way with this now-fungal saint.

scary sea-weathered saint on the church near Hartlepool headland (body of saint is heavily eroded down to a veined or boxwork-like underlying structure of the stone, which looks like weird branching fungus).

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Devolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 7h

SKATE STORY
DECEMBER 8
PS5 | SWITCH 2 | PC
🔥🔥🔥 🛹 🔥🔥🔥
PLAY THE DEMO ON STEAM

store.steampowered.com/app/1263240/...

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 3h

So fucking true. We're still picking rubies out of that river.

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 5h

Can’t believe that one Silent Hill Wiki Editor got a position as the Foreskin Czar in the Trump regime.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 19h

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 5h

Mainline Collision was going to be HoF, until the incident cut his career short

Kyrie Page @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com · 5h

@jonbois.bsky.social watching Kamen Rider

Kotorou from Kamen Rider Blade wearing an Oakland A's Jersey...

...that for some reason has the words "Mainline Collision" on the back rather then a player name.

Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 5h

Calling it now, within a year The Fed will have Aye Eye Eddie Guerrero on screen

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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 6h

me and the boys when locktober ends

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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 6h

Guy who is surprised that the movie knocking off The Last House on the Left ends really bleakly.

Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 22h

My ★★★ review of The Candy Snatchers on Letterboxd boxd.it/bjfwh3

A ★★★ review of The Candy Snatchers (1973)

A horror comedy in the same vein as The Last House on the Left, especially with the way it handles the comedy. Thankfully this inverses the comedy/tragedy ratio. What this missed about Last House is t...

boxd.it

Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 6h

why is nobody talking about "The Icon Sting" and his history of slapping Kurt Angle's wife??

Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 6h

Hopefully the cheetah stuff kicks off soon to give em the reason to.

It started aggressively hetero for those first like 4 issues

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RexWolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 7h

I was excited about the 4k release, but this is completely absurd.

Buy the standard blu ray steelbook, that's got a sticker price of $30, looks great, and was just on sale for $17 two days ago

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 9h

Perfect Blue - Collector's Edition (4K UHD) preorder is $99.98 on Amazon buff.ly/zcjmIsb
Walmart buff.ly/RheIRqO
Crunchyroll Store $89.98 buff.ly/RLHfzxJ #ad

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Saint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 1d

In Final Fantasy Tactics if a unit gains too much faith they leave your party to go find God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had Beast Tongue and got a monster unit to maximum faith? Of course you haven't. No one has.

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