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ESRB Rating TEEN: Crude Humor, Mild Blood, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes. (they/them) profile art by @vosk.bsky.social Banner art by @farfin.bsky.social
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · Mar 21
🐟FISH GAMING🐟
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1h
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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boocanan @boocanan.bsky.social · 1h
hey come buy this album with me
Heaven Camera, by Ivy Hollivana
8 track album
ivyhollivana.bandcamp.com
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boocanan @boocanan.bsky.social · 1h
hey come watch this with me
Ivy Hollivana - Bravery, in the Computer (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ivy Hollivana
www.youtube.com
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 1h
👍
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4d
DAAAA YANKEES LOSE
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1h
GOOD NIGHT,
DAGMAR
NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET BIRD GOOD NIGHT, DAGMAR
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 1h
Kiryu Kazuma activating his heat moves in Yakuza 9
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 9h
This is the aesthetic of the future
Kyle wolf @CRXSSF4DE . someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue. it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 2h
one perfect shot etc.
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 2h
My ★★★★★ review of Snow-White on Letterboxd boxd.it/bjgWmF
A ★★★★★ review of Snow-White (1933)
That ghost really was hitting that shit in hell.
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noelle sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · May 31
ditto's existential prank #b3d
ditto hides underwater to pretend it is psyduck's reflection
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horse roswell @horseonvhs.com · 2d
once again schulz paves the way
A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking “It’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways
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Lux Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 6h
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 2h
My ★★★ review of The Candy Snatchers on Letterboxd boxd.it/bjfwh3
A ★★★ review of The Candy Snatchers (1973)
A horror comedy in the same vein as The Last House on the Left, especially with the way it handles the comedy. Thankfully this inverses the comedy/tragedy ratio. What this missed about Last House is t...
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · Aug 9
A lot of my oomfs would appreciate
Darlene Stuto's vibe in Miss .45
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · Aug 9
Miss .45 has so many good shots I needed a second post
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · Aug 9
My ★★★★★ review of Ms .45 on Letterboxd boxd.it/aFImuJ
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Robert Alt-Woman @beamposter.bsky.social · 3h
looking up Ms. 45 on doesthedogdie dot com
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 3h
Oh boy! Feel good movie of the summer right there
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 3h
😇🙏⬆️
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 8d
streamer
a 3d render of a faux horror/action video game, with a cute streamer webcam overlay.
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It's Luke! Over Here Now! @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social · 3h
Bob the Builder: Can we fix it?
The most twisted and evil fucked up 4-year-old of all time: NO WE CAN'T! >:]
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 4h
I ship them
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · 8h
Thinking about the greatest wrestling promotion logo of all time, Big Mouth Loud.
A black and white circular logo similar to new japan pro wrestling's. Most of the circle is taken up with a red eyed wolf's head mouth agape ready to be live up to the words around the edge of the circle "Big Mouth Loud: Be Mad with Attack"
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · Aug 24
when will my husband, Rude Dog, return from war?
an image of my husband, Rude Dog, uttering his classic catchphrase "Rzzzzzz" and framed by text reading "IN THE MOOD TO BE RUDE"
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Aug 5
Photo of a book featuring a 2 x 3 grid of photos displaying various playing card tricks: a knife stabs a card, a card is being torn up, many threatening hand gestures. Title and copy read: CARDS I AM GOING TO MURDER FIFTY-TWO COWARDS THAT HAD SOME SHIT LIKE THIS COMING TO THEM By CHRISTIAN FELT PURCHASER AGREES TO NOT TELL THE COPS
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Crass @🔪😱🎥 @crasspants.bsky.social · Apr 10
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