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James Hazelden

@jameshazelden.bsky.social

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Award winning playwright, director, musician, writer, podcaster, failure. My new play is on sale now - Dark Erotica Quartet - https://fortyfivedownstairs.com/event/dark-erotica-quartet-and-footfalls/

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James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 10d

The poster for my new play, Dark Erotica Quartet, is beautiful.
Ticket link in my bio. #fortyfivedownstairs
5 shows only, performed with Footfalls by Samuel Beckett.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 1d

The end justifies the memes.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 1d

Your gravestone got over 100 views.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 1d

Them: More tickets have just been 'released' for this concert.
Me: Do you mean, you still have some tickets left for the concert?
Them: 😏

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 2d

"Maybe I'm just too young... to keep good love from going wrong."

Man. That's a great lyric. #JeffBuckley

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 2d

Instagram took this one down

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Skullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · Dec 27

You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You

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James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 3d

Super fun game!

Give me your bank account details and passwords and I’ll tell you how much you have in your account!

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 3d

Comedian: What’s the deal with airline food?
Edgy Comedian: What the fuck’s up with this airline food shit??!!

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 3d

News: Jane Goodall dead at 91.
People on social media: This is terrible!

How much longer did you want her to live, you sadists?

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 3d

Today I have been mostly listening to Jeff Buckley.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 4d

It’s pretty weird that soon all our art will be created by a program that still thinks I’m trying to write, ‘ducking aunts’.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 4d

I have fallen in love with this looping pedal. See Dark Erotica Quartet and you will also fall in love with this looping pedal. Link in my bio.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 4d

Me: *buys a t-shirt online*
The algorithm: This guy probably wants 50 more t-shirts!

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 4d

Watching The Godfather as Francis Ford Coppola intended: as a series of uncredited, re-edited Instagram reels, posted at double-speed, with the caption, ‘boy, I’d hate to be this guy!’

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 6d

I really liked the new Tron movie.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 6d

Beans: The next chapter in the Bean-iverse.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 6d

People who push AI onto artists literally cannot comprehend that some people like to do things slowly and well, instead of quickly and shit.

"But you can make your art quicker! And in return it will be soulless and terrible! Good deal!"

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 8d

Captions are auto-geneminated.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 8d

This #imdb entry for The Two Ronnies is fucking mental.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 8d

Sean Bean and Rowan Atkinson need to team up as 'The Bean Brothers'.

Don't get me wrong. I would absolutely not watch this movie. But it would be nice if it happened.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 8d

Vale Diane Keaton. Hilarious and charismatic in Annie Hall, Manhattan Murder Mystery and other comedy movies. Brilliantly sad in The Godfather. She also directed an episode of Twin Peaks and the Heaven is a Place on Earth video, as well as feature films. She could do anything and mostly, she did.

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ceej @ceej.online · 10d

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10d

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 10d

The poster for my new play, Dark Erotica Quartet, is beautiful.
Ticket link in my bio. #fortyfivedownstairs
5 shows only, performed with Footfalls by Samuel Beckett.

James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · 10d

Found and bought at an Op Shop for $2. @tonymartin.bsky.social #FromTheHideout #physicalmedia

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James Hazelden @jameshazelden.bsky.social · Aug 30

When did Hannah Gadsby join Blink182?