Jaqalope
@jaqalope.bsky.social
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My first story is up on AO3

It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town

It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!

archiveofourown.org/works/69212421
Holding Hands - Jaqalope - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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I just nutted down her throat and now she's doing German on Duolingo
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assassin-ace.wtf
well I've never tried that but I'm open to new things
The side of a cardboard box that is currently holding jalapenos that reads "fresh vegetables BJ"
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surrealhousewife.bsky.social
a well dressed rabbitgirl call her a swagomorph
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Mom came down to visit for the first time in months, so we're celebrating everything!
Mylar balloons with "Happy 40th Birthday" "Congrats" and "Happy Thanksgiving" written on them
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It was! But we had to take a nap after lol
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Breakfast was a success! now we're looking at sex toys
jaqalope.bsky.social
Being extra openly gay today as motivation for others to come out
jaqalope.bsky.social
Woke up at 4 am in a bed full of lesbians

Had a nice chat, that eventually led to 2 of us being naked, rubbing lotion on each other, then the third paddling the other 2

And now I'm making us all breakfast 🥞
jaqalope.bsky.social
*slaps own head*

"You can fit so many inches in this baby"
jaqalope.bsky.social
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Love Getting Butt Touched :3
vootins.bsky.social
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Let's Get Bubsy Trans!
keisakana.bsky.social
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Life Gets Better Tomorrow..?
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reallyshybun.bsky.social
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Legs, Gock, Boobs, Tits
keisakana.bsky.social
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Life Gets Better Tomorrow..?
transsexualfurby.bsky.social
What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

Luxi’s Godawful Banana Trick🍌 (no questions taken at this time 😜)
jaqalope.bsky.social
I've gotten a lot better at doing nails now that I have a lot more nails to work with
A hand with black nail polish with a red accent nail on the ring finger rests on another hand
jaqalope.bsky.social
All yours baby 💕
jaqalope.bsky.social
Last day of work before the long weekend!
Brunette trans woman wearing black clothes and black sunglasses riding in the passenger seat of an Audi A5 Quattro
jaqalope.bsky.social
Thank you! I think I may have stack overflowed my cringe level to loop back around to being cool again
jaqalope.bsky.social
I don't miss him, like at all. He was a pitiable creature and is better of no longer existing
jaqalope.bsky.social
I was so cringe as a boy

I'm still cringe now, but a different flavour of cringe
jaqalope.bsky.social
Even after 10 years, i can still be like

"Oh! I'm a girl! That's awesome!"