Jaqalope
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Jaqalope
@jaqalope.bsky.social
· Aug 14
Holding Hands - Jaqalope - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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My first story is up on AO3
It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town
It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!
archiveofourown.org/works/69212421
It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town
It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!
archiveofourown.org/works/69212421
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"I think, therefore I am" implies that you cease to exist when you get your brains fucked out
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"I think, therefore I am" implies that you cease to exist when you get your brains fucked out
Introduce yourself with 5 concerns you've had
Does my voice pass?
Will the dog be ok being alone all day?
Did I turn the stove off?
Is my junk noticable?
Did that guy think I was hitting on him?
Does my voice pass?
Will the dog be ok being alone all day?
Did I turn the stove off?
Is my junk noticable?
Did that guy think I was hitting on him?
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerns you've had
Does my voice pass?
Will the dog be ok being alone all day?
Did I turn the stove off?
Is my junk noticable?
Did that guy think I was hitting on him?
Does my voice pass?
Will the dog be ok being alone all day?
Did I turn the stove off?
Is my junk noticable?
Did that guy think I was hitting on him?
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7 likes i'll draw cool boobs
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
7 likes i'll draw cool boobs
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You know what's pretty cool?
Women.
Women.
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
You know what's pretty cool?
Women.
Women.
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Girl. We bout to black out. Lmao.
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Girl. We bout to black out. Lmao.
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Canadians be like:
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Canadians be like:
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
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"Gee, sure is a slow day at work today" has the same vibe as "wow, I've never seen the tide roll out so far before"
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Gee, sure is a slow day at work today" has the same vibe as "wow, I've never seen the tide roll out so far before"
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happy thanksgiving
if you thought today was entertaining, consider tipping
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Become a supporter of Jazz today!
ko-fi.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
happy thanksgiving
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Having this speech memorized got me out of a lot of Thanksgivings.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Having this speech memorized got me out of a lot of Thanksgivings.
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Tag! Your pronouns are now it/its!
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Tag! Your pronouns are now it/its!
Oh, I've seen this before!
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Oh, I've seen this before!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
'Weird Al' Yankovich
Tool
Rob Zombie
Rush
Dethklok
'Weird Al' Yankovich
Tool
Rob Zombie
Rush
Dethklok
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
The Aquabats
The Vandals
My Chemical Romance
AFI
Coheed and Cambria
The Aquabats
The Vandals
My Chemical Romance
AFI
Coheed and Cambria
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
System of a Down
Paramore
Warped Tour 98
Ozzfest 99
Bad Religion
System of a Down
Paramore
Warped Tour 98
Ozzfest 99
Bad Religion
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
'Weird Al' Yankovich
Tool
Rob Zombie
Rush
Dethklok
'Weird Al' Yankovich
Tool
Rob Zombie
Rush
Dethklok
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I can't believe I've never done such an obvious meme before and also never seen it done before
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can't believe I've never done such an obvious meme before and also never seen it done before
It's homophobic that I have to go to work and can't stay at home, get high, and listen to this on loop
youtu.be/YVgdZphhzSs?...
youtu.be/YVgdZphhzSs?...
The Soft Weed Factor (Remastered 2006)
YouTube video by Soft Machine - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's homophobic that I have to go to work and can't stay at home, get high, and listen to this on loop
youtu.be/YVgdZphhzSs?...
youtu.be/YVgdZphhzSs?...
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it’s generally safe to assume anything the premier of alberta agrees to is bad
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
it’s generally safe to assume anything the premier of alberta agrees to is bad
Canadians be like:
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Canadians be like:
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
"Yep, sure is Thursday"
It's still November? How? I feel like this month has been going on forever!
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's still November? How? I feel like this month has been going on forever!
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if anyone feels like helping a broke bitch stay housed and fed <3
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
if anyone feels like helping a broke bitch stay housed and fed <3
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So my birthday is Saturday and it's been a month since anyone donated to my GFM. It would be awesome if I got some birthday donations.
I still haven't been able to land a job despite my qualifications and to say money is tight is like saying water is wet.
Thanks in advance 🩵🤍🩷
I still haven't been able to land a job despite my qualifications and to say money is tight is like saying water is wet.
Thanks in advance 🩵🤍🩷
Donate to Help Amy Establish Herself in a New City, organized by Amy De'Ath
Hi, I'm Amy and I recently came out as trans. Because of where I was living and th… Amy De'Ath needs your support for Help Amy Establish Herself in a New City
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
So my birthday is Saturday and it's been a month since anyone donated to my GFM. It would be awesome if I got some birthday donations.
I still haven't been able to land a job despite my qualifications and to say money is tight is like saying water is wet.
Thanks in advance 🩵🤍🩷
I still haven't been able to land a job despite my qualifications and to say money is tight is like saying water is wet.
Thanks in advance 🩵🤍🩷
Midnight steak and eggs?
Midnight steak and eggs.
Midnight steak and eggs.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Midnight steak and eggs?
Midnight steak and eggs.
Midnight steak and eggs.
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i mean just look how cool this is
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i mean just look how cool this is
It's fucking cold out!
In late November? Preposterous!
In late November? Preposterous!
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's fucking cold out!
In late November? Preposterous!
In late November? Preposterous!