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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · Aug 14

My first story is up on AO3

It's called Holding Hands
A story of queer love in a small town

It's a short read, so if you have a few minutes, check it out!

archiveofourown.org/works/69212421

Holding Hands - Jaqalope - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 10h

Thank you! I think I may have stack overflowed my cringe level to loop back around to being cool again

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 10h

I don't miss him, like at all. He was a pitiable creature and is better of no longer existing

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 10h

I was so cringe as a boy

I'm still cringe now, but a different flavour of cringe

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 13h

Even after 10 years, i can still be like

"Oh! I'm a girl! That's awesome!"

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 13h

It's spooky season, so I'm posting creepy dolls

Display boxes for two sex dolls that are 100 cm in height and with suspiciously childlike faces

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ShutenDragoon @shutendragoon.bsky.social · 14h

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 14h

I know some people say that human pheromones aren't a thing, but if that's the case then why does wife smell so good?

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 20h

Had gay sex for Lesbian Day, as God intended

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 21h

Post® Nasal Drips™

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☄️ Hellgirl 🎃 @savean.bzky.team · 22h

So I wrote a thing last night for the girls based on some random ideas we were discussing when I was talking about going to get blood drawn.

And I've decided to share it here.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Bloodwork

Viveka had her requisition in hand as she stepped out of her car. She folded it neatly and tucked it into the small clutch bag she had slung over her shoulder and locked up the vehicle. Her slender fr...

docs.google.com

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 22h

Fall Futch Feeling

Brunette trans woman with red lips wearing black sunglasses and a black plaid jacket

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 1d

Hiya!

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SamanthAAAH! says Free Łink 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏴‍☠️ @samanthaduke.bsky.social · 1d

3 hours left

Please help if you can by donating, sharing, or both 💖

SamanthAAAH! says Free Łink 🏳️‍⚧️💖🏴‍☠️ @samanthaduke.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning! (or it is here)

Let's take another crack at this grocery money. Nearly hit $50 yesterday, but not quite. Today, I wanna hit $100.

If we hit $50 today, I'm posting ass

If we hit $100 today, I'm posting full frontal

Link in the linktree (see bio)

Pls share and/or donate if you can 💖

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, it is possible to be both trans and hot at the age of 40

Trans woman wearing a black dress with a black throw. She has bright red lips that match her red glasses. From her neck dangles a lanyard covered with enamel pins. The stickers on her badge say "Try Me"

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 1d

Repost if you agree

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 1d

I have been informed that it is lesbian day, yet my lesbian is at home, then seeing a movie with another woman while I'm at work 😭

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 1d

Got a meeting with the Area Manager, gotta look my best!

Brunette trans women wearing a black lace dress. She has bright red lips, nails, and glasses

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HazelCakes @hazelcakes.bsky.social · 2d

i tried so hard
and got so far
in the end
i felt really good about myself and my accomplishments

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 2d

Sex workers

I love and respect you

But please don't proposition other customers!

I don't want to have to ban you!

Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 2d

I somehow managed to convince a lifelong smoker to swap over to the vape

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jessica BONEStown @midnightmasseffect.bsky.social · 2d

they hate us
because we are us

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Ahorrible Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @assassin-ace.wtf · 4d

that empty headed twat never gave a fuck about the marginalized people who made this place worth coming to in the first place and she's only made further clarification she's a bigot and all her lil simps are too

I'm queer
I'm union
fuck you

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Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 4d

trans women love to be literally goddesses incarnate

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 4d

“that’s against the rules” is such a quaint sentiment these days

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Jaqalope @jaqalope.bsky.social · 4d

💅Nail day for me and @sinisterkitty81.bsky.social 💅

A foot with purple sparkly nails and a hand with red sparkly nails