Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre
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i'm just sticking to stuff that happened before i was a teenager. i was born in 1989 and most of these happened when i wasn't old enough to fully grasp the full context of them, but those were the big news headlines i was inundated by as a kiddo.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
What five events defined your childhood?

Death of Princess Diana
OJ Trial
9/11
Clinton/Lewinsky
Columbine
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What five events defined your childhood?
I escaped my reality thru books & telly obvs.

TV news pictures of US carpet bombing in Vietnam
The Moon landing
Bill & Ben
Banging the wooden case of our B&W television.
Test Cards broadcast on the television for longer than actual programming
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The first Iraq War
Oklahoma
Tupac being murdered
Columbine
Jacob Wetterling
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If EVERYTHING you think you know about trans people has been learnt from social and mainstream media over the past 10 years, and not an actual trans person, it's probably 80% garbage. Talk to a real trans person. Read a book published before 2015. We are anything but new, and We. Are. Going. Nowhere
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
this is the way the human body works, not a “belief system”. I’m done trying to argue with someone as thick as you.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
Clearly you’re illiterate; I never said that, I said experts in the fields of science & medicine do. their words hold more weight than random uneducated people, unless you’re an RFK type science denier, which seems likely as your only responses when science is brought up have been deflection.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
again, this is how human biology, endocrinology & development of sex characteristics work. you’re not disagreeing with me, you’re disagreeing with scientific experts and large amounts of research going back over 100 years. I’m sorry you’re too stuck in your ideological cloudcuckooland to accept it.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
they hated Jesus because he told the truth
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
why wouldn’t actual scientists and doctors and academic professionals be more persuasive then. we’ve tried citing facts at you and you just say “nuh uh” to all of them.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
if you’re genuinely interested in this then how about you consult some academic resources on sexual biology instead of pelting us with your ideological opinions as if you know what you’re talking about
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
“have you heard of the high elves?”
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
ok so you believe the sun revolves around the earth then. got it.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
sorry you got owned by facts and logic bro
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
those people have zero knowledge or experience related to sexual biology. most people used to believe strongly in geocentrism but they were wrong.
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
why, in your mind, does this apply only to sex characteristics and not the multitude of other things that have changed about our bodies since we were newborns? surely it couldn't be an ideological bias or anything
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
one of my best friends uses a wheelchair because she lost the use of her legs. by your logic she can walk because she was born with functioning legs. or maybe by your logic none of us can walk because babies can't walk yet when they are born. either way your logic is nonsense
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
if i had sex with a guy who didn't ask whether i was a cis or trans woman, and then he later finds out i'm not the one he thought i was, was i lying?
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
i was exactly the same, my 20s were awful, directionless and full of false starts. my 30s have been so much better. you can do it! wishing you all the best <3
surrealhousewife.bsky.social
Spotify Wrapped Top 5:

1. Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead and Smash Mouth – Comfortably Numb [Live].mp3
2. Blink-182 – Please Tell Me Why [NEW SONG!].mp3
3. Korn, Deftones, Slipknot & Limp Bizkit – Unreleased Song.mp3
4. Weird Al – Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay.mp3
5. Big Bird & Kermit Get High.mp3
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John Carpenter's Dude, Where's My Car?
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John Carpenter’s The Big Chill
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John Carpenter’s Pokemon: The First Movie
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hell yeah!!! a fred durst friday miracle
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John Carpenter’s Pokemon: The First Movie
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John Carpenter's Monty Python's Holy Grail
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John Carpenter's Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach