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Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
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Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy. It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech. PFP: @gelki.bsky.social Bi-aro | He/They 🔞 Posting kinky stuff on here, expect vore and musk.
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · Nov 20
A dick without a foreskin is like a femboy without an oversized hoodie to hide in
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 6h
Gonna get sued by big cow and forced to rename into ‘plant circle for sandwiches’
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Luck Like @lucklike.bsky.social · 2d
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 2d
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 5d
Diagrams is too advanced, we need to start at geometry and the concept of shapes
a person is putting a red object into a square hole in a white bucket .
ALT: a person is putting a red object into a square hole in a white bucket .
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 5d
Being burned at the stake on the Danish subreddit for daring to say that just because immigrants are overrepresented in crime statistics, it doesn't mean we can just assume every single crime is done by immigrants
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 6d
Supporting lower taxes but only for the single day I get my backpay paycheck for the many months I was underpaid
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 7d
Type of guy: Woah like, what if everything in the world was physical, and therefore fully deterministic cause we could measure everything that happened ahead time through advanced calculations. That'd disprove free will and even consciousness!

Same type of guy: AI has consciousness
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 7d
Well it’s gonna be chicken soup, silly
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 8d
Need to invest in a bigger pot
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 8d
One of the best feelings things about food prepping is lining everything up before cooking
My kitchen counter, filled with 3 onions, a celery stalk, 2 leaks, 2 red chilis, a squash, champignon, oyster mushrooms, 4 cloves of garlic, green lints, red lints, fresh tomatoes and canned tomatoes, tomato paste, corn and black beans
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 8d
The worst part of having a degree in communication is not that you're not needed, you're extremely needed in most public-facing organisations.

The worst part is that they don't realize just how fucking badly they need you, no matter how obvious it is.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 9d
Are you paying us? Where?
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 9d
[On a plane in furry macro world]

Damn this sure is a cozy flight, I sure hope nobody gulps us
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11d
Secured a pay raise, a free paid for education with salary, and a path towards doing ad hoc consultancy work and project work

Pretty alright!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11d
Imma fit one more in there
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11d
The whole "Search through your phone for Anti-Trump activity" and sicking the army of "the enemies from within who aren't wearing uniforms" seems a tiny bit worrisome!
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 11d
One one hand, happy that I put in an ultimatum at work for a promotion or a pay rise that I can't imagine that they'll refuse, on the other hand, the promotion does mean I'd have to travel to the US next year for like a week
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 12d
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 12d
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians not directly taking part in hostilities, even if they are believed to be smuggling drugs."
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 13d
Being aromantic but also longing for intimacy is a real weird vibe
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 17d
Findom enthusiasts when they develop a 2nd kink
a man in a car with the words i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing below him
ALT: a man in a car with the words i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing below him
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 17d
Findom enthusiasts when they develop a 2nd kink
a man in a car with the words i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing below him
ALT: a man in a car with the words i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing below him
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 17d
Well I am already feeling that constantly
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 17d
So the biggest news channel in the US is saying that the US should bomb the UN, and I don’t know if I should be laughing at the batshit insanity of it or the dread of it
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MilkyPuppy 🔞 @milkypupppy.bsky.social · 20d
comm for raltrax
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 20d
My tea was very relatable today
Paper for a tea bag with a dragon saying ‘Light and fruity’ on it
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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · 22d
For legal reasons all my vore art is from now on just fanart of my sona hunting. Never heard of vore in my fucking life and even if I have it's definitely not a sex thing
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Agnus Gay ➡️ Doggy Weekend ➡️ NFC @choob.bsky.social · 22d
Ok Bluesky moderation team. I see the loophole you've given me.
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