Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy.
It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.
PFP: @gelki.bsky.social
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It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.
PFP: @gelki.bsky.social
Bi-aro | He/They 🔞 Posting kinky stuff on here, expect vore and musk.
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Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
· Nov 20
A dick without a foreskin is like a femboy without an oversized hoodie to hide in
Tis almost the season to be jolly
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tis almost the season to be jolly
Made meatless balls, served on rice with tzatziki
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Made meatless balls, served on rice with tzatziki
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Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them 🥺🐀🐀🐀
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3
Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Turns out, getting more centrist has an absolute nothing to do with being able to reach across the isle, and in American politics has only been fully detrimental effect.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
Either that, or maybe the Democrats are just that fucking incompetent.
I get why some people feel need to know people's age in their bios and stuff, but putting your age in your bio is absolutely breaking internet safety 101, do not do it.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I get why some people feel need to know people's age in their bios and stuff, but putting your age in your bio is absolutely breaking internet safety 101, do not do it.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
Above or below 18 is sufficient if you REALLY need to.
A deer broke into my home and gave me a shovel then stole some of my snacks
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A deer broke into my home and gave me a shovel then stole some of my snacks
I need to learn how to force myself to be social more
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I need to learn how to force myself to be social more
Getting ads for alzheimers tests y’all, it’s so over
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Getting ads for alzheimers tests y’all, it’s so over
You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
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November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy
June 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy
Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!
I need to make my ramen for more people
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need to make my ramen for more people
Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to
Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time
Going to work every day makes me want to scream:
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Going to work every day makes me want to scream:
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
I need to make a leather harness…
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I need to make a leather harness…
Local town legend is just a dude who aggressively shoulder checks everyone he walks past on the street. Don’t matter if they’re like a teen or a pregnant person, he speedwalks towards them and bumps into them whenever he walks past anybody.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Local town legend is just a dude who aggressively shoulder checks everyone he walks past on the street. Don’t matter if they’re like a teen or a pregnant person, he speedwalks towards them and bumps into them whenever he walks past anybody.
Bought a wok dish from the cantina, brought it back to my department, put it down in front of one of my colleagues and said ‘I’m so tired of them putting woke in everything!’
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bought a wok dish from the cantina, brought it back to my department, put it down in front of one of my colleagues and said ‘I’m so tired of them putting woke in everything!’
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
Just found out I'm on a huge anti-Tesla/Elon Musk blocklist because I have Musk in my bio, collateral damage
October 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Just found out I'm on a huge anti-Tesla/Elon Musk blocklist because I have Musk in my bio, collateral damage
The amount of legitimacy they give to this site by being here, is a self own of massive proportions.
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The amount of legitimacy they give to this site by being here, is a self own of massive proportions.
First time I heard the expression “Hindsight is 20-20” was in 2021 and at first I just thought it was a saying where you’d say the previous year
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
First time I heard the expression “Hindsight is 20-20” was in 2021 and at first I just thought it was a saying where you’d say the previous year
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