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jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social
AFF8647
@jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social
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Hello, I'm a xennial! I remember forgotten things so millennials don't have to! he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · Sep 10
I don’t care if I lose any followers. Only good Nazi is a dead Nazi and guess what that makes Charlie Kirk.

Miss me with that “we go high” bullshit.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
Mass murders and rapists should not be president again because of their skin color and party, Gunther Crackerman.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
That’s a lot of misery.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
If you see this QTP with a movie from the year you were born🎥
The Blues Brothers
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
“This game sucks! Where the hell is Bob Hoskins?”
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
Loved it when Veronica Mars reunited with Vinnie Van Lowe.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1La...
'Islands in the Stream' | Middle Aged Dad Jam Band w/ Kristen Bell
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
More like a dull machete.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
Only thing he’s good for is triggering Cowboys. That’s it.
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Bullix @bullix.bsky.social · 14h
Cheryl Hines is a piece of shit. Cheryl, fuck you and fuck your husband. He is an attorney and measles is back because of him. And you’re a collaborator.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h
Sunny Hostin to Cheryl Hines: "The problem is that your husband is the least qualified HHS head that we've had in history. I think that's very dangerous. He has spread a lot of misinformation, chaos, and confusion."
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
That cracker deserves what Ed Norton got in the shower. Not joking at all.
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 19h
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
I don’t bother with any of the 3.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 8h
Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
Player greatness doesn’t always translate to good management anyways.

Case in point…
mattingly for the last time get rid of those sideburns!
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 7h
One of them was only used by Roy.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 8h
Laughs in party horn shoved in face from same movie.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 8h
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 8h
Shut up, Pam.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 9h
The audience is waking and baking!
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 9h
More like Bad Grandmom Christmas. Am I right?

Cheryl is going to the bad place.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 9h
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Dave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 20h
Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 10h
Sometimes words have two meanings.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 15h
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 1d
They're the only ones that you can truly call your own.
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AFF8647 @jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social · 1d
At least she ain't Idaho.
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