TrumpMurderedMelissaHortman
@jasonvoorhees1004.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a xennial! I remember forgotten things so millennials don't have to!
he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
he/him,libra,Angels (FU Arte),Rams, Pomona Valley born and raised.
Pinned
My wrapped is Apple and whatever the fuck I feel like listening to at the moment. Fuck Spotify.
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One of my JV high school football coaches once advised "hold the football like you'd hold a woman", which is both troubling and hilarious advice to give to a bunch of 15-16 year old boys.
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One of my JV high school football coaches once advised "hold the football like you'd hold a woman", which is both troubling and hilarious advice to give to a bunch of 15-16 year old boys.
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It happened to me
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It happened to me
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Bluesky... never change.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bluesky... never change.
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The president's flesh is literally falling off and the media could not care less.
Obama sneezed once and there were articles about his health for a month.
Obama sneezed once and there were articles about his health for a month.
December 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The president's flesh is literally falling off and the media could not care less.
Obama sneezed once and there were articles about his health for a month.
Obama sneezed once and there were articles about his health for a month.
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Facing how hard the entire Republican party fights against releasing the Epstein files, they must tell a hideous truth. When the truth is revealed, the horror will be overwhelming, sickening, disgusting. Release the Epstein files.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Facing how hard the entire Republican party fights against releasing the Epstein files, they must tell a hideous truth. When the truth is revealed, the horror will be overwhelming, sickening, disgusting. Release the Epstein files.
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Actual footage of me reading the Liam Neeson news
a close up of a man 's face with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Actual footage of me reading the Liam Neeson news
use a GIF or image to share a memorable facial expression from a film or tv show 🖤
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
use a GIF or image to share a memorable facial expression from a film or tv show 🖤
Inviting all who want to keep it going.
Snowball fight! ❄️
Snowball fight! ❄️
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Inviting all who want to keep it going.
Snowball fight! ❄️
Snowball fight! ❄️
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Drop something BADASS 👊 🖤 😎
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Drop something BADASS 👊 🖤 😎
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From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident
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Who thinks RFK Jr. should be impeached?
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Who thinks RFK Jr. should be impeached?
Serves him right for that Eddie Murphy joke. Who's the falling star now, Farley sidekick?
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Serves him right for that Eddie Murphy joke. Who's the falling star now, Farley sidekick?
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YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
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When your Elf wants to make new friends...🤭😅
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When your Elf wants to make new friends...🤭😅
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Right about now. The soul funk brother. Check it out now.
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Right about now. The soul funk brother. Check it out now.
After Hours (1985)
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
After Hours (1985)
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Drop something OCULAR 👁️ 🖤 👁️
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Drop something OCULAR 👁️ 🖤 👁️