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@edciting.bsky.social

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Intellectually promiscuous. Edciting is rated E For Everyone! I am a skeptic and a believer. I am a cynic and an optimist. All of my packaging is frustration-free.

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · Dec 12

You see, "tossed salad and scrambled eggs" are things that are mixed up, like his patients...and then he says he doesn't know what to do with them, cuz he never really helps much...and then he says "their callin' again"...like every week forever and ever...

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 3h

‪Have you called the song request line lately?

(855) 925-7346‬

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 3h

Pretty nuts, 12-years on the job, former officer-of-the-year.

No legitimate reason to draw his weapon or pull the trigger, completely missed his target at close range, hit the minivan passing by during rush hour.

Now indicted by a grand jury and charged with attempted murder.

RAW: Body camera footage of Bowie officer firing gun while helping stranded driver

YouTube video by WUSA9

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 1d

If his medical evals were so strong, his Press Secretary would be handing out copies in the Briefing Room, right?

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 6h

The horror!

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 7h

A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 17h

Different band than Soul Asylum? We may never know...

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 23h

patrick star from spongebob sits in a lotus position with the words wishing you positive vibes below him

ALT: patrick star from spongebob sits in a lotus position with the words wishing you positive vibes below him

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 23h

There was an incident last night at #CVS...

There was an incident last night at CVS

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 1d

Job or Media?

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 1d

Legit plan...

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 1d

If his medical evals were so strong, his Press Secretary would be handing out copies in the Briefing Room, right?

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 1d

Killing non-combatants is one of the Top Ten.

a man with a beard is holding a pole in front of a cloudy sky

ALT: a man with a beard is holding a pole in front of a cloudy sky

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 2d

The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton.

#Halloween

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 2d

via @1followernodad.bsky.social

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 2d

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."

#MarkTwain

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 2d

I don't want to shame anyone with an awkward medical condition, but this is one of the funniest commercials I've seen recently...

Xiaflex Commercial

YouTube video by Ali Does Video

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 3d

Milo has his own niche...

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Similar messages being posted by states across our country.

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 5d

Gravediggers have explicit immunity from their conduct of piling dirt in the hole where he will end up sooner...or later.

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 4d

"Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you."

Claudine Guérin de Tencin, French socialite and author

Reposted by Ed

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · Nov 28

#Kindness has zero #carbs.

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 4d

I only buy block cheese.

#MakeAmericaGrateAgain

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 4d

Friday chill jam...

"I think the reason we wanted to put the demo version of ‘Silent Spring’ on the second disc was cause it was really unplanned and spontaneous, just a totally incomplete demo with a made-up language, unfinished but beautiful."

Massive Attack - Silent Spring (w/ Lyrics)

YouTube video by Sefa Karatekin

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 4d

I filled in a form the other day and then someone asked me if I filled it out?

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Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 5d

Gravediggers have explicit immunity from their conduct of piling dirt in the hole where he will end up sooner...or later.

Ed @edciting.bsky.social · 4d

It should be completely reasonable and prudent for us to be exploring and moving towards their replacement. Is it just the current profits of petro producers that make this hard for folks to see?

I don't run my car out of gas before considering how I'm going to refuel.

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