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Miss Anemia 1997 @bitegavemepowers.bsky.social · Sep 7

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.

Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 4h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28K...

YOU'LL NEVER HIT ME

YouTube video by Emutendo

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 20h

chat can i get a hell yea

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 1d

looking at my pill calendar, beyond confused as to why monday is empty. did i already take those?? even though today is CLEARLY monday???

i think i'm tired

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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 1d

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 1d

spent my day replacing my work car's fuel pump, cleaning the gas tank, replacing the filler neck, replacing the fuel filter, and changing the oil

it took me eight hours. but i probably saved $1.5k doing it myself, so it's impossible to say whether it was a good use of my day off or not

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 2d

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 3d

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

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niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 2d

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WanderingNewbie @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social · 3d

Fire Emblem: Binding Blade

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Peyton @gee-man.bsky.social · 3d

*This* is who Super Creek plays goo goo babies with???

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 3d

god i need out of this shithole country, like. yesterday

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 3d

nvm i double-checked. the insurance site had a link to the 2026 plan, but they just linked the 2025 plan again. also doing a little bit more research it sounds like federal health insurance plans are outright forbidden from covering this anymore, so like. lol.

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 4d

next year's usps health insurance plans are starting to come out. despite no long being required to, some of them are still covering gender affirming care, even surgeries. i wasn't sure if any of them would and have been stressing about it

how i'm feeling right now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcp3...

when you hear phil collins

YouTube video by boggle

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 4d

watching a vlr stream just now and someone in chat talked about how funny a parody would be where the jigsaw was completely incompetent. puzzles unfinished, deathtraps that don't work, etc

this might... i might actually do something with this. it'd be an easy way to get started with something small

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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 12d

finding out

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 5d

so i guess i'm committed now. there's no other way to tell this joke other than to make the whole rest of the game around it

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 5d

my job gives me a lot of time for my mind to wander, and lately i've been thinking thoughts such as "maybe i should make my own indie game"

to that end, i've been contemplating a plotline, and today i think i accidentally constructed the funniest joke i've ever told

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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 6d

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 6d

i'll let you know once i figure it out

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 9d

i would really like it if time would stop passing for just a bit. every sunday i wake up thinking i'm going to get stuff done and every sunday i'm disappointed because all my body can handle is resting

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 10d

red wing silversmiths my beloved...... all i can do is gaze at you longingly............................

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 10d

found a really cute pair of boots that i really want, but they don't make it in my size :[

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GnoWolfStyx 🏳️‍⚧️✏️🍉 @gnowolfstyx.bsky.social · 12d

Since it's October, I can post this pic I have saved on my phone again

Some edit over a boomer comic (I think) but with Pikmin and nectar instead

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 11d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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ChrisTheHoff @christhehoff.bsky.social · 24d

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