Miss Anemia 1997
@bitegavemepowers.bsky.social
I fell into an industrial vat and now my story is a hit television program
I've 137 cups of chamomile tea and I have finally figured out what it tastes like: hot water
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I've 137 cups of chamomile tea and I have finally figured out what it tastes like: hot water
"the super bowl commercials are bad this year" huh, I wouldn't know. I got laser eye surgery to give me constant sunglasses-from-They-Live vision so all advertising looks kinda the same to me
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"the super bowl commercials are bad this year" huh, I wouldn't know. I got laser eye surgery to give me constant sunglasses-from-They-Live vision so all advertising looks kinda the same to me
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
They're calling it "the most vindicated political ideology of all time." Which ideology? Why, the ideology of the girl reading this!
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
They're calling it "the most vindicated political ideology of all time." Which ideology? Why, the ideology of the girl reading this!
Jeffrey Epstein?! What are you doing in Springfield?
February 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Jeffrey Epstein?! What are you doing in Springfield?
please send your best pics of vhs tapes. i am in need.
February 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
please send your best pics of vhs tapes. i am in need.
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the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
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two medical organizations have walked back support on surgeries for trans youth within the past few days. i hate this. everyone is selling us out, citing blatant lies as evidence, to appease a sundowning fascist rapist
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
two medical organizations have walked back support on surgeries for trans youth within the past few days. i hate this. everyone is selling us out, citing blatant lies as evidence, to appease a sundowning fascist rapist
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cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
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I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵
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February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Yesterday a few of the girls claimed that trans women don't wear deodorant because body odor is sexy. That's it, I'm done. I thought "trans women all love this top-selling video game" was annoying, but now poor hygiene is the style? Fuck off. I'm going stealth.
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday a few of the girls claimed that trans women don't wear deodorant because body odor is sexy. That's it, I'm done. I thought "trans women all love this top-selling video game" was annoying, but now poor hygiene is the style? Fuck off. I'm going stealth.
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I love when people come across wacky moments in feminist history through my essays
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I love when people come across wacky moments in feminist history through my essays
Help! I'm in Tummy Trouble!
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Help! I'm in Tummy Trouble!
The ruling class of America decided to have a preemptive counter-revolution in between raping children. Cool. Glad I'm stuck in this hellhole for the foreseeable future. I love having these sadistic morons in control of my life.
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The ruling class of America decided to have a preemptive counter-revolution in between raping children. Cool. Glad I'm stuck in this hellhole for the foreseeable future. I love having these sadistic morons in control of my life.
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ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
February 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
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every bad thing that happens to him is deserved
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
every bad thing that happens to him is deserved
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TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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I'm sure they're purposefully putting sick kids in there and giving them no access to medical attention to kill them. This is the eugenics nazi shit no one is willing to fathom. Can't keep paying for this. Sorry man you gotta put the brakes on everything. We can't allow our tax money to go to this
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm sure they're purposefully putting sick kids in there and giving them no access to medical attention to kill them. This is the eugenics nazi shit no one is willing to fathom. Can't keep paying for this. Sorry man you gotta put the brakes on everything. We can't allow our tax money to go to this
evolutionary psychologists are just pedophiles using pseudoscience to justify their bigotries and misdeeds? Who could have guessed, except anyone who has ever read a single thing they have ever written?
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
evolutionary psychologists are just pedophiles using pseudoscience to justify their bigotries and misdeeds? Who could have guessed, except anyone who has ever read a single thing they have ever written?
I long ago learned that when someone goes on about how smart or charming someone else is, they are usually lying
Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I long ago learned that when someone goes on about how smart or charming someone else is, they are usually lying
J. Michael Bailey and Kenneth Zucker trying to grab the coattails of the 2020s' surge of transmisogyny to regain their respectability. The old ghouls return. What's next, Cathy Brennan starts suing people on behalf of Libs of TikTok?
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
J. Michael Bailey and Kenneth Zucker trying to grab the coattails of the 2020s' surge of transmisogyny to regain their respectability. The old ghouls return. What's next, Cathy Brennan starts suing people on behalf of Libs of TikTok?
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You can fracture the screen-time continuum if you touch a version of yourself from the grass
You've distorted the screen-time continuum!
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
You can fracture the screen-time continuum if you touch a version of yourself from the grass
I'm installing malware on your stentrode to make your nervous system mine crypto. It'll make your jugular vein overheat slightly, but if you start taking fish oil capsules the cognitive impacts will be minimal.
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm installing malware on your stentrode to make your nervous system mine crypto. It'll make your jugular vein overheat slightly, but if you start taking fish oil capsules the cognitive impacts will be minimal.
You've distorted the screen-time continuum!
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
You've distorted the screen-time continuum!