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jeephater3000.bsky.social
Top Shelf Bunny Meat
@jeephater3000.bsky.social
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Writer, furry, professional dinner she/her 20 yrs. #bunbullying for my MEAN posts jeephater3000.neocities.org FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · May 21
gonna start posting more stories soon (hopefully), so i’ll use this as a masterpost where you can find them
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
BUNNY FACT #8: Bunnies are actually psychic! They simply choose not to use this power for personal gain out of benevolence.
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
BUNNY FACT #6: Every bunny in the world is edible!
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 10h
electric boogaloo
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beeef14 @bearfucker.bsky.social · Mar 17
😘
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
Uh. Uhm. Wait, guys, hold on a sec, it’s not supposed to do this,
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
Hah! You think you’ve won, you dastardly villain, but you didn’t count on the greatest power of all: FRIENDSHIP!

*I undergo an elaborate magical girl transformation, but at the end I’m just standing there completely naked except for the ropes tying my hands behind my back as my teammates run away*
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 2d
my ‘i can be trusted with rabbits’ tshirt has a lot of people asking questions which are already answered by the shirt
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 2d
tshirt that says in impact font
“I CAN BE TRUSTED”

“WITH RABBITS”
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 2d
whatever. Go my person smelter.
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
Fun Bunny Fact: if you twist a bunny’s ears you activate Bomb Mode. you will then have 10 seconds (during which the bunny will flash red) to throw it at your enemy before the antimatter contained within its tail will merge with the surrounding matter in a catastrophic explosion of energy.
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
stomach acids that are just absurdly thick, so you waste a LOT of energy trying to thrash around in that goop
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
*maintains a string of perfect-parries against your stomach so i take no damage*

*eventually at like 2 am you’re woken up by a loud gurgle underneath the super smash bros “GAME” sound effect (i lost concentration)*
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 1d
multi-headed dragon with impossibly powerful digestion, call its stomach a hydra-ulic press
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 11h
there is a pendulum in my brain that rapidly oscillates between “no one will ever know what happened to you :)” and “everyone is going to know exactly what happened to you :)”
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B1G_B4D_B4T @bigbadbat.bsky.social · Feb 21
why use a pointy metal rod to fight while you can do with a meaty one?

#macro #furry #hyper #sizesky
A macro furry pine marten warrior kneels over a small red castle among the woods. Her giant dick drops huge chunks of pre, and one rope already crushed the castle walls. Her expression is one of disdain and disappointment.
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 13h
hung femboys humping me and cumming a Lot… thinking……
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 13h
ough. “boy who is embarrassed at how massive and hard his penis is” will never not be extremely hot.
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 13h
this also goes for girls!!!!
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 13h
ough. “boy who is embarrassed at how massive and hard his penis is” will never not be extremely hot.
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Drowsy @drowsyvalentine.bsky.social · 20h
Cooper can't be trusted around small friends
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Moonlight Penumbra @moonlightumbry.bsky.social · 13h
weed that makes you small? eh

weed that makes you WANT to be small? we can go somewhere with this
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Mr. War @pyobatic.bsky.social · 14h
Brain recontextualized this post with that voice and I genuinely had to brace myself on the wall for a couple seconds
bsky.app/profile/grin...
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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · Jul 29
for no reason
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 14h
hm. maybe having a pussy WOULD be cool…
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 14h
i agree…
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Top Shelf Bunny Meat @jeephater3000.bsky.social · 14h
for-hire bitchbreaker….
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Cherry @cherrypillowz.bsky.social · 15h
what they dont tell you about robot girls is that its actually quite easy to pull off their limbs and even replace them with other things if you wanted
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