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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 9m

I'd only say Ultimate because you usually get a line of cute cuddly creatures from Baby to Rookie, then Champion is the larger animal, and then Ultimate is larger animal + weapon, then Mega is either large animal with huge armor and artillery OR booby lady/himbo

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 3h

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · Mar 20

Blue Sky: where the terminally online and never online intersect

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 6h

Man. I'm conflicted by the Brandon Graham news. Obviously I'm happy my favorite player since Brian Dawkins is back for one last ride. But his last ride previously was *the* way you want beloved athletes to go out - on top.

Plus like didn't he tear his triceps again during the Super Bowl? Is he ok?

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 16h

😆 I figured it had something to do with the baseball or the football, yours was the first in a long line of people talking about Jeffs on my TL

Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 17h

RP 🥹

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 20h

She's at least giving Star Wolf vibes

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 20h

I finally ran credits on Hatch Tales: A Hookshot Adventure, a fun little indie puzzle-platformer I reviewed almost a year ago (time flies!) It was fun. I'm happy I had the chance to finally beat it.

My review and recap of the game - gameoni.gg/2024/11/15/h...

#gaming #indiegames #videogames

‘Hatch Tales: A Heroic Hookshot Adventure’ is An Addicting, Innovative, Retro-Inspired Hit

The Nintendo Switch has long been the bastion for fans of platformers, thanks in part to not just its first-party titles, but its massive collection of third-party and independent titles. “Ha…

gameoni.gg

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 20h

......Star Fox?

Media Matters for America @mmfa.bsky.social · 1d

Fox News star Laura Ingraham spent years railing against the purported corruption caused by Hunter Biden's business interests. Now she’s going into business with Donald Trump Jr.

Star Fox host Laura Ingraham is now in business with the president’s son

www.mediamatters.org

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 22h

THIS IS HALF OF WHY DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT. A COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE POTATO CHIPS ARE MADE OUT OF POTATOES. FUCK.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 23h

I....

fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune

New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

fortune.com

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

zero chance in hell lmao

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

And I completely agree with @mdonaldson86.bsky.social on the lack of a two tight end presence being a huge issue. I said it last year that if we could either have three new tight ends or the same three tight ends as last year, I'd take the former. Dally is great - the other guys not so much.

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

I just always seem to remember the 00s Eagles getting Brian Westbrook out in space in either the flats or on a curl in the middle of the field, and letting him cook. I know Saquon can do that and I think Shipley can, too.

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

I think the tight end screen game has been great! Unfortunately, the wide receiver screen game has been a war crime. The running back screen game has been somewhere in the middle. They need to change things in any case.

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

Until they do, I would love to see some West Coast Offense principles. Barkley and Shipley can catch the ball, why not run some short pass plays in favor of runs? Clearly the passing game is working. Plus these guys are dynamic, they can break one or two once in a while.

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's a little bit of Steen versus not just Becton but every other Eagles RG in modern history, and also Cam Jurgens was out, Landon Dickerson is being held together with duct tape, Jordan Mailata has to have something going on too but isn't being reported much, etc. Not ideal.

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

tfw you see someone else living your dream of beating the shit out of a giants fan/trump supporter

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Jeff Kotuby, Champion of the Frozen Wastes @jeffkotuby.bsky.social · 1d

Seeing the dumpy Blockbuster manager and smelling the popcorn was the highlight of my weekend. Get outta here with not liking video stores.

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

Ludicrous take to say nobody misses the video store. Going to my local video store as a teenager was so fucking good. They had a five movies for five days for five dollars deal that was pretty much the greatest thing ever and a super stoned clerk who had seen every movie known to man

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1d

Ludicrous take to say nobody misses the video store. Going to my local video store as a teenager was so fucking good. They had a five movies for five days for five dollars deal that was pretty much the greatest thing ever and a super stoned clerk who had seen every movie known to man