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Jeff Whitmire

@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social

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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: https://youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHjWp6oNXJBLjhc

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 18d

New song!!! "Chopping Mall" by Jeff Whitmire! A parody tribute song to an 80's horror gem starring @kellimaroney.bsky.social and @barbaracrampton.bsky.social! I'm so damn proud of this one!

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Chopping Mall (Horror Movie Parody Song)

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 17h

My timeline is about to become very Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals -Reprised heavy and I'm so ready!

Can't wait to watch!!!!!!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 19h

The Digital Rental of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals -Reprised is now available on the Starkid website!! Pro-shot dropping late 2025/early 2026!! Let's do this!!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 21h

Well that's freaking awesome!

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Civil Gore Podcast @civilgorepodcast.bsky.social · 21h

Episode 344 - The Demon Detective is out now! We chat with two legends - ADRIENNE BARBEAU & DOUG JONES - about their latest film!

a woman in a green dress is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

That was fun! Good gore, cool musical numbers, and some surprising humor. Feel good horror!! Definitely stick around for the hilarious end credit song!!

#CivilGoreHMC9 10
Covers objectives #8 and #27
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 4d

New #BloodSplatteredVlog!

This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review V/H/S/Halloween!

The latest entry in the V/H/S found footage horror anthology franchise, but this time with the theme of All Hallows Eve!

#VHSHalloween #Shudder #ShudderOriginal #Horror

V/H/S/Halloween (2025) A Shudder Original Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog

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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 1d

Christmas Bloody Christmas and Deadstream are on Netflix now.

Definitely recommend checking those out if you hadn't had the opportunity yet.

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Tubi

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

#NowWatching #Horror365Challenge 253/365
#CivilGoreHMC9 #10

A horror musical with Minnie Driver and Meat Loaf?!! Holla!!!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Lol! Yep! That's now my last one left. And it's so weird...usually some level of research you can find SOMETHING but that one has been really tricky 🤣🤣

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh! Found an 80 minute one I haven't seen!

I just need dream within a dream and that blasted baking one, which seem to be harder to search for than I was anticipating (but also hoping maybe they just happen in one the next 21 movies! 🤣)

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh....good thing I've reached the point where I still have a few movie wiggle room, cuz I'll still need that one!

There's 3 objectives I still haven't found anything for!

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 5d

#Horror365Challenge #465 Spiral. A Jigsaw fan is on the loose and only Chris Rock can stop him. Felt a little more violent and less about the lesson. I wonder if John would approve #MutantFam I thought it had some good stuff. #100horrormoviesin92days
#135 #CivilGoreHMC9 #4 covers #3,27,35,37

Chris Rock smells trouble as a neon spiral twists behind him on the poster for Spiral.

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Civil Gore Podcast @civilgorepodcast.bsky.social · 4d

#CivilGoreHMC9 (Tim) Movie #6 - UNCANNY (2016) Kind of a low-budget EX MACHINA about a lifelike AI. I enjoyed the twists and turns, but found it a bit slow overall. Claimed objectives 11, 14, & 15.

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

@civilgorepodcast.bsky.social ?

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

My understanding was between 80-89 minutes. At least I hope so cuz that's how I counted Blood Diner which I think was 86. 🤣

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 1d

This has a 9% on RT. I ended up....enjoying quite a bit it. 😅 Loved the chemistry between Smith and Fehr. Fun twist on the vampire lore and some solid action sequences. And the bad guy sings Metallica. So that happens! 🤣

#CivilGoreHMC9 objectives 17, 20, 31, and 36

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 2d

I was not prepared....

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 2d

#NowWatching #Horror365Challenge #252/365
#CivilGoreHMC #9

Covers Objectives #20 and #36
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely!!! Everyone sells it!!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 2d

That was incredible!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 2d

OMG!!! That short is so weird!!! I love the riffing in that one!