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Jeff Whitmire
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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · Sep 23
New song!!! "Chopping Mall" by Jeff Whitmire! A parody tribute song to an 80's horror gem starring @kellimaroney.bsky.social and @barbaracrampton.bsky.social! I'm so damn proud of this one!

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Chopping Mall (Horror Movie Parody Song)
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Hell yeah!
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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TONIGHT!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Thank you for joining us for #IndieWatch!!

Next week a dark new found footage movie from the creator of Onyx the Fortuitous that is awesome!!

Join in for "Decedent" next Tuesday! See you soon and have a great holiday week!
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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I've come to learn this ending is divisive, but I LOVE it!!!!

And I'd argue they did an awesome job setting it up through the film!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I love a great creepy slow burn that goes bonkers in the finale!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Anita is seriously second guessing coming out here...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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NOW?!!! AN AD BREAK NOW?!!!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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The music during this scene!!!

#ChefsKiss
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November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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It's a crime that this movie isn't more well known.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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"We all float down here"
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November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Yes, I do now own the soundtrack to this movie.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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"I brought you here to ask if you would do the Time Warp with me."
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November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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This is my favorite scene of the movie, and the Electric Youth song is a BIG part of that!!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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The sounds effects are CHILLING!!!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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That's a big 'ol steaming plate of nope right there!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Scenes like these add to the clever tripiness of the movie cuz this club scene feels like it's a dream.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Ooof! Chills!!!

So good!!
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November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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"Alright now. Just gonna give this nightmare a little more reverb."
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November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Find the person who came up with the dream visuals and give them a raise!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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He's dreaming of musical lament configurations.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The transition from the video feed into the dream was sooooo good!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Everyone in this film has kick ass movie posters.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Laundry jump scare
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November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I'm petitioning to get Julia Sarah Stone in more movies!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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1 of 6 ads?!!!!!
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November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM