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Jeff Whitmire

@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social

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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: https://youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHjWp6oNXJBLjhc

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 15d

New song!!! "Chopping Mall" by Jeff Whitmire! A parody tribute song to an 80's horror gem starring @kellimaroney.bsky.social and @barbaracrampton.bsky.social! I'm so damn proud of this one!

@therealjoebob123.bsky.social @themutantfam.bsky.social

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Chopping Mall (Horror Movie Parody Song)

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 6h

We're doing the house tour including the basement!

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Night of the Living Dad @livingdadkeith.bsky.social · 4d

Updating my #CivilGoreHMC9 list.

I’m Haunted 4 - #47
I’m Haunted 5 - #10
The Final Terror - #8, 26
Crawlspace - #1

Next may be the Bucket of Blood remake I found while searching Justine Bateman for #10. Has Will Ferrell #3. Coffee shop as setting. Assuming #24.

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Civil Gore Podcast @civilgorepodcast.bsky.social · 2d

#CivilGoreHMC9 (Tim) Movie #5 - THE UNHOLY (2021) Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays a journalist investigating whether a small town miracle is the work of God or something evil. Pretty unmemorable but Jeffrey Dean Morgan is always worth watching. Claimed Objectives 20 & 36.

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TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 5d

#CivilGoreHMC9 35

TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 5d

701) Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

#NowWatching on @primevideo.bsky.social

#Horror365Challenge 471
#2025FirstTimeWatch 624
#100HorrorMoviesIn92Days 121

#MutantFam #HorrorCommunity #FilmSky #HorrorSky #MalibuSharkAttack

Poster for the 2009 film with the title in red at the top above a picture of a woman's head barely above water and it looks like we're looking out of the mouth of a shark. The teeth form the outline of the picture.

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 6d

#Horror365Challenge #462 Bad Girl Boogey. A killer or demon resurfaces years later and our heroes gotta discover why they’re being targeted. Great music and gore. Story could’ve been tightened a bit but loved it #MutantFam #100horrormoviesin92days
#132 #CivilGoreHMC9 #1 covers #47,23,18,4

A killed in an evil mask has a sacred woman on his hoodie on the poster for Bad Girl Boogey. Four other people look on with mixed emotions.

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TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 6d

#CivilGoreHMC9 7, 18, 42, 47

TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 6d

699) Cannibal Mukbang (2023)

#NowWatching on Tubi

#Horror365Challenge 469
#2025FirstTimeWatch 622
#100HorrorMoviesIn92Days 119
#CivilGoreHMC9

#MutantFam #HorrorCommunity #FilmSky #HorrorSky #CannibalMukbang

Poster for the 2023 film with the title in red at the bottom below a picture of a woman eating spaghetti from a man's head and there are eyes instead of meatballs and a knife in the man's head

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TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 6d

698) Torn Hearts (2022)

#NowWatching on
@PrimeVideo

#Horror365Challenge 468
#2025FirstTimeWatch 621
#100HorrorMoviesIn92Days 118
#CivilGoreHMC9

#MutantFam #HorrorCommunity #FilmSky #HorrorSky #TornHearts

Poster for the 2022 film with the title in red neon across the middle below a picture of Katey Sagal and above a spooky house with two girls, one with a guitar standing in front

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 2d

#Horror365Challenge #466 Paganini Horror. A rock group are cursed by Public Domain music they steal. My boy Cozzi brings us a really strange experience with some Donald Pleasence. I loved the weird Einstein room for no reason also #MutantFam #100horrormoviesin92days #136 #CivilGoreHMC9 #5 no bonus

A skeleton plays a bloody violin over a house with a couple out front looking at music sheets blowing away on the poster for Paganini Horror.

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TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 1d

#CivilGoreHMC9 12

TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 1d

710) The Hive (2008)

#NowWatching on @primevideo.bsky.social

#Horror365Challenge 476
#2025FirstTimeWatch 631
#100HorrorMoviesIn92Days 126

#MutantFam #HorrorCommunity #FilmSky #HorrorSky #TheHive

Poster for the 2008 film with the title in white in the middle left side over a picture of a person's eye looking through the broken glass of their helmet and there are ants crawling all over

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TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 2d

#CivilGoreHMC9 10, 26, 31, 43

TattooedHorrorGranny @tattooedgranny.bsky.social · 2d

707) The Final Terror (1983)

#TheLastDriveIn on @shudder.com

#Horror365Challenge 474
#2025FirstTimeWatch 628
#100HorrorMoviesIn92Days 124

#MutantFam #HorrorCommunity #NowWatching #FilmSky #HorrorSky #TheFinalTerror

Poster for the 1983 film with the title in large yellow letters down the middle and people running away from it

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Cardinal Mustapha @purveyorocreepy.bsky.social · 1d

#Horror365Challenge #467 V/H/S Halloween. A soda test, Milk Mama, greedy adults, a children’s photo studio and a duo enjoying their last Halloween are brought together in the latest installment of the anthology #MutantFam #100horrormoviesin92days #137 #CivilGoreHMC9 #6 covers #2,21,46

A red candy skull lollipop is wrapped safely on the poster for V/H/S Halloween.

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 9h

3 sleeps until I go back home!

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

Definitely brother! This felt like the old days and I loved it!

#IndieWatch #GangDoesGiallo

🥞That Browncoat 🥞 @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social · 20h

Hey, thank you, Jeff. I never get to cross paths with you near as much as I like to. So this was a true pleasure.

#GangDoesGiallo
#Kolobos
#Gialloween

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

I had so much fun tonight! Thank you #GangDoesGiallo for inviting to be a part of this and thank you all for joining! I hope you all ad a good time!

#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @tombs237.bsky.social @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

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Spendycakes @spendycakes.bsky.social · 20h

@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social I appreciate you being game and joining forces for a night! Thanks for the awesome pick. First watch for me, and idk if it's a "hidden gem" or not, but I'm going to be calling it that from now on 🙃. Thanks for hanging, everyone.
#GangDoesGiallo
#IndieWatch
#Kolobos

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🪦 Tombs 🪦 @tombs237.bsky.social · 20h

Dang, did I really enjoy that one! Thank you @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social for picking a great one!

Until next time!

#GangDoesGiallo
#Kolobos

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

Thanks Spendy!!
#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social
@tombs237.bsky.social
@thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

Spendycakes @spendycakes.bsky.social · 20h

Terrific pick!

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you for joining, Bill!
#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social
@tombs237.bsky.social
@thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

Bamabill28 @bamabill28.bsky.social · 20h

That was a blast?
See ya later, Brother!

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🪦 Tombs 🪦 @tombs237.bsky.social · 20h

Me? I'm team MOUNTAIN DEW!

#GangDoesGiallo
#Kolobos

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

I was thinking it! 🤣🤣
#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social
@tombs237.bsky.social
@thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

Ruby Tombsday🏳️‍⚧️ @rubytombsday.bsky.social · 20h

"See me, feeeeeeel me..."

#IndieWatch #GangDoesGiallo #Kolobos

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Trending Tags (Beta) @trendtags.bsky.social · 20h

🔥 Trending Now on BlueSky (Last 30 minutes):

#AEWDynamite#FrightClub#Bluejays#art#dwts#nsfw#FullMoonFrights#AEW#CatPeople#OC#photography#GangDoesGiallo#Wrestlesky#gamedev#Mariners

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 20h

I'm team Dr. Pepper, personally. #GangDoesGiallo

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🪦 Tombs 🪦 @tombs237.bsky.social · 20h

STRAIGHT RAZOR! We've got a straight razor, everyone!

#GangDoesGiallo
#Kolobos

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you Tombs!!! I had a blast tonight!
#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social
@tombs237.bsky.social
@thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

🪦 Tombs 🪦 @tombs237.bsky.social · 20h

GREAT PICK! I really enjoyed that!

#GangDoesGiallo
#Kolobos

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

I'm always down to hang out with you all! (To the shock of no one!) Thank you all for inviting me to the party!
#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social
@tombs237.bsky.social
@thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 20h

Thanks so much for doing this crossover with us! I loved your pick (to the shock of no one)! We should do it again sometime! #GangDoesGiallo

Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you so much for hanging out, Doc! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
#GangDoesGiallo #IndieWatch
@everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @tombs237.bsky.social @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social

Doc Vark @docvark.bsky.social · 20h

Great call tonight, Jeff. That movie sizzled! Thanks for bringing the #IndieWatch gang over to join us… or vice versa, whatever