Jeff Zimmerman
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Tanner and I are looking for writers who want to contribute studies for the 2026 edition of The Process.

We already have 80 or so ideas for studies, or a person can come up with their own.

We competitively compensate all the writers. Just let me know if you are interested.
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This football is unwatchable. I'm going to drag some limbs I cut to my burn pile instead for a couple of hours
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Seven years?

And I want a blow job right now but that ain't happening either.
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After taking a short-term contract from the #Mets last winter, Pete Alonso is aiming for a seven-year pact in his return to free agency:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/10/pete...
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KU is done and the game isn't halfway through the first quarter.
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I've seen that outcome before. The worst I've seen was when a father went to the sideline and was going to kick a 12-year-old's ass. They banned the father from the complex.
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Crazy end to my son's soccer match. Both teams have struggled & it was the second win for my son's team.

During the handshakes, a back and forth started with a red card being pulled. Both teams got separated.

A player on the other team told the refs that their coach was paid to throw the match.
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Where it’s legal to own a raccoon in the U.S.
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Pretty much on brand for Wichita, zero effort and screwed up spacing
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Looking back at this season and comparing Process vs Results

Based on these numbers (all are small samples), which pitcher would you drop?
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It's one of my favs but the price is high. I just grabbed a bottle for $40 from a guy liquidating some of his collection.
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You've had me guessing and I'm going with Brett Phillips. He's the only person I could see with Minion pillowcases
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"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
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Enjoying some Seagrass for my 51st trip around the sun
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"...the position wide open come Spring Training, with Darell Hernaiz and Max Muncy as the top in-house candidates, along with Gelof ... "

That is one big shit sandwich.
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Included in every post-season preview:

[Insert any team here] will be in the market to add a proven arm or two to bolster bullpen depth and hope they can stay healthier on the mound in 2026.