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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 17h

It’s 2025; I cannot image getting a work email with the sign off “Yours” what in the actual fuck

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 19h

Here's the full memo.

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 1d

Decided to catch up on Love is Blind and a man added a cooked chicken breast, some water, and a packet of crystal light to a blender and he drank it. He does this every morning apparently?? This show is fucked.

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James G @orth.ca · 2d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 3d

Mr. Business last week and now they’re saying to pray for Dolly Parton. This fucking sucks.

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 4d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 4d

Just took some edibles and I am going to watch the season premiere of RHOP.

Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 4d

I have had the most ferocious cold/flu symptoms all weekend but I start my new job on Wednesday so I am just in a blanket cocoon until I have to clock in.

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 7d

Can’t wait to be back on health insurance. Absolutely going to rail the first Prozac I can.

Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 7d

Rip to a real one.

Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 7d

Everyone keeps congratulating me and I just want to fucking scream.

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 7d

This week Mr. Business died after fifteen years of life and I finally got a job offer after five months of being unemployed with no unemployment benefits.

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Yale Environment 360 @yalee360.bsky.social · 8d

In her last interview before she died, Jane Goodall issued an urgent call to safeguard the Earth, warning that "humans are not exempt from extinction.”

In Her Final Interview, Jane Goodall Issues Urgent Call to Protect the Planet

e360.yale.edu

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11d

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks!

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 10d

Bill Burr selling tf out to the Saudis; 2025 can fuck off. Just never anything good going on lately, damn.

Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 10d

My uncle was retired military and he absolutely hated Trump. When he was on his death bed last winter, my aunt told him Trump had been [REDACTED] to bring him solace, and he passed away peacefully thinking Trump [REDACTED] before being sworn in.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10d

And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 11d

Two job interviews today and also I bit the bullet and applied for a seasonal mall job because I cannot fucking be unemployed any longer.

Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 12d

I have just been appreciating the fuck out of the library. So many free and discounted passes to museums and all kinds of shit. Free e-books and regular books to borrow. Weird art and historical shit in there. Just a good time at the library.

Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 12d

Just used my local library to reserve heavily discounted passes to a sprawling botanical garden.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 12d

Steve is fine/uninjured. Some neck pain from being tackled.

His biggest concern while in custody was what was happening to people outside the facility since he couldn't hear any of the munitions from inside.

In typical Steve fashion, he also made a number of new friends while detained.

The TRiiBE @thetriibe.com · 12d

UPDATE: At 1:27 a.m. on Sept. 28, Unraveled Press reports that co-founder Steve Held has been released.

thetriibe.com/2025/09/chic...

Chicago journalist detained while covering protest outside Broadview immigration facility • The TRiiBE

Video posted to social media shows Unraveled Press co-founder Steve Held being detained by federal agents earlier this evening.

thetriibe.com

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 14d

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 14d

this woman has been working at Nintendo for almost 20 years and nearly a decade longer than the guy she is replacing

how much more qualified does she have to be lol

Grummz
@Grummz
X.com

Nintendo...
Is absolutely fucked now, isn't it?

QT:
Centro LEAKS • @CentroLeaks • 1d
Devon Pritchard becomes the new president of
Nintendo of America after Doug Bowser's retirement.
7:06 PM • 9/25/25 • 2.9M Views

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 14d

One of the most underrated drops on the Switch. I am still hoping we get Echoes of Courage in the future!

Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 14d

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom released one year ago.

Last we heard it sold ~3 million copies worldwide.

Since the 3DS, the partnership between Nintendo and Grezzo has been very productive (and underrated).

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Jennifer @jenforreal.bsky.social · 16d

We as a society have moved beyond the need for Paramount+ now that every piece of Star Trek media can be torrented.

Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 16d

In case you needed ANOTHER reason to cancel Paramount Plus (you know, besides making racist transphobe Bari Weiss head of @cbsnews.com or saying they won't work with actors who support Palestine), they're just broadcasting unedited Israeli pro-genocide propaganda now.

www.jpost.com/israel-news/...

Paramount+ airs Hamas massacre series on October 7 | The Jerusalem Post

The stories were developed in close cooperation with the real people behind them.

www.jpost.com

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stage7 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @stage7.bsky.social · 18d

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

The Bisexual Manifesto: We are tired [the rest is redacted].

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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 17d

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com

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