petey
@peteypayless.bsky.social
well i love to have fun | chicago
my favorite part of O’Hare is that you never taxi after landing for less than 20 min
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my favorite part of O’Hare is that you never taxi after landing for less than 20 min
hey! (ooooh)
is this illegal?
hey! (oooooh)
it feels illegal
is this illegal?
hey! (oooooh)
it feels illegal
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
hey! (ooooh)
is this illegal?
hey! (oooooh)
it feels illegal
is this illegal?
hey! (oooooh)
it feels illegal
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it's good to think about ariana grande
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's good to think about ariana grande
attempting a 4-minute Muni–BART transfer at Civic Center to really test out their wayfinding
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
attempting a 4-minute Muni–BART transfer at Civic Center to really test out their wayfinding
a rainy week in LA actually kinda traumatized me
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
a rainy week in LA actually kinda traumatized me
our next chance to post this is August so hopefully i’ve thought of something to go with it by then
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
our next chance to post this is August so hopefully i’ve thought of something to go with it by then
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using one of these instead of a bidet
September 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
using one of these instead of a bidet
it is truly hilarious they plan on hosting the Olympics here in 2.5 years
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
it is truly hilarious they plan on hosting the Olympics here in 2.5 years
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3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
what better time and place to finally crack this baby open
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
what better time and place to finally crack this baby open
jesus fuck this is so good
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
jesus fuck this is so good
man from Chicago whose daily step count goes up during his trip to Los Angeles
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
man from Chicago whose daily step count goes up during his trip to Los Angeles
get you a man who outmogs you
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
get you a man who outmogs you
when i’m on a plane you all are just ants to me. i could easily squish you.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
when i’m on a plane you all are just ants to me. i could easily squish you.
i did not have sex with that plane
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i did not have sex with that plane
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You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org
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It wasn’t a woman asking for equitable pay or a tweet by an employee of color so it wasn’t worth their attention
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It wasn’t a woman asking for equitable pay or a tweet by an employee of color so it wasn’t worth their attention
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It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
i just now learned Jim Downey’s actual words here are “Jeffrey Epstein? the financier?” which is absolutely funnier than anything else we might replace it with for our lil meme
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i just now learned Jim Downey’s actual words here are “Jeffrey Epstein? the financier?” which is absolutely funnier than anything else we might replace it with for our lil meme
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
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just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
I like when people tell me that I'm good and have value. I dislike when I fall into an open sewer and die.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM