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Twin Cities. Tired mom. Retired food blogger with a newsletter. Watch me do a V-Lookup. The hottest girl in this CVS buying Gas-X. I hate Ted Cruz. https://www.patreon.com/jenieats

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5d

Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 22h

I feel like a magnesium nerd - if this isn’t strong enough I’d recommend something with magnesium glycinate.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 23h

Also shared some thoughts on a few thrift stores.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 23h

My subscriber count now is very. . . nice

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 23h

New Patreon post: Should you go to Red Robin in 2025?

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

Ours didn’t have a salad bar. That’s a bummer!

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

A lot about being an adult sucks, but sometimes you get to go to little kid birthday parties with DQ ice cream cakes so that’s pretty great

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry to say that I did try the red Christmas Oreos and they are not as good as the Halloween ones.

It’s true, the Halloween Oreos are just better and the filling is creamier

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 2d

Very culturally specific but I like it lol

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

If you order an entree, most of their sides like Caesar salad, house salad, broccoli, sweet potato fries are “unlimited” which seems pretty great.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

On a dying chain restaurant quest for my blog.

Fully expected to hate Res Robin but the vibes are good, it’s busy, the servers are very nice and I’m kind of loving it?

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

If anyone sees those orange Halloween Oreos on the east side of the metro, can you let me know?

Is it already well known cannon that they taste fresher?

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Haha that’s awesome!!

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Excited to see a new sign for a momo and curry place coming to the Little Canada strip mall nearby plus a second location of the Peruvian restaurant Mi Causa in the Meadowlands strip mall in WBL

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daniel @dnl.ink · 3d

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

Mom tax is all my kid’s Twix bars

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

It’s probably an elusive smell that no one can really capture - like a Barnes & Noble with a coffee shop.

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 3d

They should make a candle that smells like taking a deep whiff from your child’s overflowing Halloween bucket.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 4d

Growing up, one of my favorite memories was on Halloween where our school librarian dressed up like a witch and read us spooky stories in the dark in her decked out office. I don’t think they let them do that anymore 😭

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 4d

Something fun is despite my best efforts to clip my puppy’s nails right away, he’s decided he’s not having it so I took him to the vet.

Where he proceeded to howl, pee, and express his own anal glands all over, so now I have to medicate him first 🤣

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 4d

I might sound like an old man yelling at the sky but my god do I hate ordering drinks at a kiosk.

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 5d

Good perspective

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Indigiqueer Hummingbird ~*For Good*~ @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 5d

You know what I've been doing lately that's even better than touching grass?

Crunching leaves. 🍂🍁

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JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 6d

Good tip! Sounds like a tasty lunch

JeniEats @jenieats.bsky.social · 6d

Also their Halloween meat/seafood cases are 10/10